艾倫脫口秀432:肌肉塑型器
And what you wanna do is,Did you feel that?
大家只需要做的就是 你感受到了嗎
Yes,what are you doing?Because...I mean,all you are doing is hiding the wrinkles.No,you don't wear this out,you wear this to bed,
是的 你現(xiàn)在要干什么 因?yàn)?你只是吧皺紋全遮住了啊 不是 你不穿這個(gè)出門的 是穿著睡覺的
And how,it keeps you from going like,Let's pretend like,you know,you are sleeping,Okay.
防止你 我們來假裝睡著了 好的
and then this is like moving here,So you are getting a wrinkle,right? Right
然后這邊胸部會(huì)移過來 于是你就會(huì)長(zhǎng)出皺紋 對(duì)吧 沒錯(cuò)
But you are not,because feel me again,ok.It has that here,So it's not going anywhere,
但是你現(xiàn)在不會(huì)長(zhǎng)了 再摸下 好吧 它還在那 所以它不會(huì)亂動(dòng)
And then let's sleep this way,and now you are sleeping this way,right?we are asleep,
然后我們來翻個(gè)身 現(xiàn)在你睡在這邊 睡著了
And then you got this,and it's not going anywhere,All right? that's great.So you wear that to bed.
只要有了它 你的胸部就不會(huì)跟著亂動(dòng) 怎么樣 不錯(cuò) 所以你就穿著這個(gè)睡覺
You would wear this to bed and you will have no wrinkles.Really?Is that great?I love it.
穿著這個(gè)睡覺 你的胸部就不會(huì)長(zhǎng)皺紋 真的嗎 棒吧 我超愛的
All right,now Ellen,it is the winter month,and maybe you don't want to go to the gym,
Ellen 現(xiàn)在是冬季 也許你不想去健身房或者器械鍛煉
or maybe I'm from Michigan,I don't go outside in the winter cause it's so cold,
或者因?yàn)槲襾碜悦苄?我冬天不出去 外面實(shí)在太冷了
And so what you might wanna do is,If you are watching Ellen at home,and you wanna work out,you might wanna work out your chin,
所以接下來就是 如果你想在家看Ellen秀 而又想鍛煉下身體 你也許會(huì)想鍛煉下你的下巴
So what you do is you take this,and this is called The Muscles Toner.
你要做的就是戴上這個(gè) 這個(gè)叫“肌肉塑型器”
and what you do is you put this on,ellen.and it's wonderful,because it's firming and it's lifting,
Ellen 你要做的就是戴上它 這個(gè)東西很棒的 很緊致而且張力向上
and then you might wanna do,Did you wanna put one or no?No.
然后你需要做的就是 你要不要戴上一個(gè) 不用了
Ok,and then what you might wanna do is,you just lift your head back a little and open your mouth,
好吧 你要做的就是 頭部輕微后揚(yáng) 并且張開嘴巴
And then you go to this side,and then you go to this side,
接下來把頭偏向這邊 然后在偏這邊
And what you are doing is you're lifting and you are improving the elasticity,
你這些做的都是在拉伸肌肉 同時(shí)也可以提高你的柔韌性
and you are toning and you never get that like turkey jaw thing,
并且做這些鍛煉 而且你絕不會(huì)有火雞樣的下巴
Ok,and we are moving on,Now ok,let's say you're in the gym,you don't wanna go to the gym again,You are in Michigan,right? Ellen
好的 我們繼續(xù)介紹最后一個(gè) 還是比方說 你不想去健身房 你住在密西根 對(duì)吧 Ellen
And so let's say you wanna work out,and you are watching your show.
你還是想鍛煉身體 你同時(shí)也在看ELlen秀
