Quora精選：那些每次看到都會(huì)爆笑的圖片！

Answered by Sam Morningstar

Sam Morningstar 回答：

Botched Restoration of Ecce Homo Fresco Shocks Spain

震驚西班牙：《戴荊冕的耶穌》壁畫(huà)復(fù)原失敗

Answered by Akshat Sood

Akshat Sood 回答：

This. Every time!

這張！見(jiàn)一次笑一次

I do not like to “move it, move it.”

不，我才不要“動(dòng)一動(dòng)～動(dòng)一動(dòng)～”！

注：《I like to move it》 是電影《馬達(dá)加斯加2》中的主題曲。

Answered by Anonymous

匿名 回答：

WTF!

次奧！

No smoking.
We know your life has no value.
But petrol is extremely costly...

禁止吸煙。
我們知道你的生命毫無(wú)價(jià)值，
但是汽油真的很貴……

Answered by Saras Kaushik

Saras Kaushik 回答：

Cracks me up every single time!

每次都讓我笑到炸裂！

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO ANGRY
THAT YOU HIT A MOTHERFUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER?

你有沒(méi)有如此憤怒過(guò)，
以至于掄起一個(gè)混蛋砸向另一個(gè)混蛋？

Answered by Jacob Kurian

Jacob Kurian 回答：

“Ladies & gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race. I’ve turned the fasten your seat belt sign back on because shit is about to get real.”
SH

“女士們先生們，我是你們的機(jī)長(zhǎng)。大家現(xiàn)在往機(jī)艙右邊看，就可以看見(jiàn)那架195航班，它想和我們比比誰(shuí)飛得更快。請(qǐng)各位系好安全帶，這回可要?jiǎng)诱娓窳耍　?/p>

Answered by Apurva Pendse

Apurva Pendse 回答：

What is the phobia of chainsaws called?
Common sense.

電鋸恐懼癥的學(xué)名叫什么？
常識(shí)。

Answered by Natasha Figueroa

Natasha Figueroa 回答：

I keep a big folder on my desktop called 'funny & random'. I look through it whenever I need a pick-me-up, or when I need to cheer up a friend. These are some of my favorites...for what reason, I don't know, they just do the trick every time.

我在電腦桌面上有個(gè)大文件夾叫“靈機(jī)一動(dòng)”。每當(dāng)我需要提神醒腦或是逗朋友開(kāi)心的時(shí)候我就點(diǎn)開(kāi)它看看。以下是我的最?lèi)?ài)……我也不知道為什么，反正就是屢試不爽?。?/p>

“Bear with me.”

“還請(qǐng)多包涵。”（“熊與我同在?！保?/p>

EXCUSE ME, ROCKS...

麻煩讓一讓?zhuān)^仔……

Pooped in your shoes
I have

你鞋里的便便
是我拉的

注：《Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe》 是一本有名的與寵物相關(guān)的書(shū)，主旨是勸告人們對(duì)愛(ài)寵多點(diǎn)耐心和寬容。

Answered by Lalit Palariya

Lalit Palariya 回答：

“My wife believes she is a better driver, I let our dog decide.”

“我老婆堅(jiān)信她開(kāi)車(chē)技術(shù)比我好，那就讓我家狗來(lái)做裁判咯?！?/p>