Quora精選 最萌最機(jī)智的5句英文

1. This is a ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships.

Ship作名詞是指船，作動(dòng)詞指裝船。Shipping作名詞時(shí)意思是運(yùn)輸。不能理解這句話的同學(xué)請(qǐng)看上圖。

類似的句子還有：Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.（水牛城的野牛嚇唬水牛城的野牛）。

Buffalo 美國(guó)紐約州水牛城。百度創(chuàng)始人李彥宏的母校就在這里。

buffalo 美洲野牛。奔馳在美國(guó)和加拿大的一種體型龐大的牛類。美國(guó)黃石公園每年被它們弄死的人是被熊弄死的4倍。

buffalo 動(dòng)詞，意思是威嚇，愚弄。

2. I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness.

不理解這句話的萌點(diǎn)的同學(xué)，請(qǐng)用下面的姿勢(shì)看：

IDoNotKnowWhereFamilyDoctorsAcquiredIllegiblyPerplexinghandwriting;nevertheless,extraordinarypharmaceuticalintellectuality,counterbalancingindecipherability,transcendentalizesintercommunications'incomprehensibleness.

3. I hit him in the eye yesterday.

不管在句子中的什么地方插入only，句義都不一樣。

4. "?"

This was French author Victor Hugo's telegraphed message to his publishers, asking about sales of his then newly-published novel, Les Misérables. 法國(guó)作家維克多·雨果拍電報(bào)問出版商，他的新書《悲慘世界》銷量如何。Their reply was: "!"出版商的回復(fù)如出一轍。

5."If" 

亞歷山大大帝的爸爸，馬其頓國(guó)王腓力二世給斯巴達(dá)人寫了一封信：

You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.你們最好趕快服從我，不然我會(huì)率領(lǐng)軍隊(duì)來到你們的領(lǐng)土，摧毀你們的農(nóng)田，殺戮你們的人民，把你們的城市夷為平地。

斯巴達(dá)人很牛，回信只有一個(gè)字：“If”。

更牛的是，腓力二世到死都沒能征服斯巴達(dá)。

(來源:滬江)