英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)（雙語(yǔ)）40 專(zhuān)注于工作

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專(zhuān)注于工作

The priest was so concerned with the welfare of hispretty young parishioner that he invited her to hisprivate quarters to discuss her confession.

一位神父非常關(guān)切教區(qū)內(nèi)一位年輕美麗的教友幸福，因此便邀她到他私人住處討論她的懺悔。

"Now, let me get this straight," said the priest. "This young man you went out with did he puthis arm around your shoulder like this?"

“現(xiàn)在讓我把事情搞清楚，”神父說(shuō)道，“這個(gè)年輕人跟你出去他是不是像這樣把他的手臂繞在你的肩膀?”

"Yes, Father, and worse. "

“是的，神父，還有更糟的事情呢。”

"And did he put his hand on your thigh like this?"

“他也像這樣把手放在你的大腿上嗎?"

"Yes, Father, and worse. "

“是的，神父，還有更壞的呢。”

By now the clergyman was thoroughly aroused. He hiked the girl's skirt and gave her avigorous humping. "And did he do this?" he inquired.

此時(shí)神父已被刺激得興奮莫名，他撩起女孩的裙子，元?dú)獬渑娴睾退銎饜?ài)來(lái)，“他也這樣做嗎?"神父問(wèn)道。

"Yes, Father, and worse, "

“是的，神父，還有更糟的呢!”

“ But what could be worse than what Ijust did?"

“有什么還比我剛剛所做的更糟呢?"

"I'm afraid, Father, that he gave me the clap."

“恐怕，神父，他把淋病傳染給我了。”

1.concern with 關(guān)心;與...有關(guān)

例句：They have no concern with the dispute.

他們和那紛爭(zhēng)沒(méi)有關(guān)系。

2.get straight 了解;弄明白

例句：There's a lot of things we've got to get straight.

有許多事情我們需要搞清楚。

3.put on 穿上;增加;上演

例句：He began to put on side and to assume airs of authority.

他漸漸擺起架子來(lái)，裝出一副威風(fēng)凜凜的樣子。

4.hike 提高;拉起;使...高漲

例句：Please park your car in the parking lot and hike in.

請(qǐng)把車(chē)停在外面停車(chē)場(chǎng),步行進(jìn)去。