聽美劇學(xué)英語-摩登家庭第二季 第17集：莉莉的姓氏

So she sells this spot to the highest bidder.

她就會(huì)把這個(gè)位置高價(jià)賣出

And we're left lying next to a complete stranger,

我們就要和一個(gè)陌生人做鄰居了

without even so much as a formal "How do you do?"

甚至連個(gè)形式上的招呼都不會(huì)和我們打

Gloria, tell them you're in.

歌洛莉亞 告訴他們你不會(huì)這樣

I don't know, Jay. I think they have a very good point.

我不知道 杰 我覺得這確實(shí)是個(gè)問題

And they're not crazy at all.

而且他們一點(diǎn)也不荒唐

What do you mean they have a good point?

你說這話是什么意思

I don't think this is going to work.

我想我們不會(huì)選這里了

Good luck getting someone into your drawers.

希望你們能找到"新鄰居"

It occurs to me

我覺得

that I may have gotten a little too upset

我可能有點(diǎn)過于不安了

and jumped to some conclusions

還得出了某些

that were perhaps not true.

或許不正確的結(jié)論

I realize now that you would

我現(xiàn)在意識(shí)到

never intentionally do something so unthinkable.

你絕對(duì)不會(huì)故意做出如此荒唐的事情

So...

所以

I just wanted to say I'm sorry for accusing you.

我想說 我很抱歉 我指責(zé)了你

I did it.

我確實(shí)做了

I knew it! You two-faced --

我就知道 你個(gè)兩面派

Let me explain. There is --

聽我解釋 那是

There is no explanation. There is just no excuse.

解釋就是掩飾 掩飾就是一切罪惡的開始

I just want to know why!

我只想知道為什么

Okay, y-you know how, um, s-some women say

你知道嗎 有些女人說

that they forget how painful childbirth was?

她們忘了生孩子有多痛苦

Well, I-I-I think that you are forgetting

我想你是忘了

how panicked you were before we got Lily.

在領(lǐng)養(yǎng)莉莉之前你有多驚慌失措

- You were freaking out. - I was not!

你完全抓狂了-我沒有

Okay, so, it says that we can put the mattress

這上面說床墊

at one of three different levels.

有三種不同的放法

- Which one should we do? - I don't know.

我們應(yīng)該選哪一個(gè)呢-我不知道

Well, just think about how far down she should be.

好吧 那想想我們應(yīng)該把她放在多深的位置

- How far -- - I don't know! I can't do this!

多深-我不知道 我不能做這個(gè)

Okay.

好的

Oh, this latch system is great.

這個(gè)彈簧固定系統(tǒng)真是太棒了

What did people do before this?

真不知道以前的人是怎么固定的

I don't know! Stop asking me questions!

我不知道 別問我問題

- Cam... - I can't do this! I can't!

小卡-我不能做這個(gè) 我不能

Okay, well, I...

好吧 我

I don't see what that has to do with anything.

我可不覺得這兩件事之間有什么聯(lián)系

I-I was scared that -- that it was just gonna all be

我很害怕這件事

too much for you and that you were gonna leave.

你承受不了 我怕你會(huì)離開我

And then I would be the one taking care of a baby

我就會(huì)成為一個(gè)單身爸爸

and half of her last name

帶著的孩子還跟一個(gè)

would belong to the guy who left us.

棄我而去的人姓

It was a mistake. I'm sorry.

是我做錯(cuò)了 我很抱歉

I-I wanted to have it changed,

我本想挽回的

but I needed to get your signature,

但是我需要你的簽名

and I was afraid that it would start a big fight

我怕這會(huì)讓我們大吵一架

and that you would hate me and...

會(huì)讓你討厭我 然后

OK, I'm confused.

那我就不明白了

You're saying that if she tells me she has a problem,

你們是說 如果她告訴我她有了麻煩

I'm not supposed to help her?

我卻不該幫助她

Not unless she asks for your help.

除非她求你幫她

But if she lets me help her,

但如果她讓我?guī)椭?/p>

I can make her problem go away.

她就不會(huì)有麻煩了啊

That is such a male thing to say.

那是你們男人的觀點(diǎn)

Well, forgive me for being a man.

請(qǐng)?jiān)徫沂莻€(gè)男人

Mango or kiwi?

芒果的還是獼猴桃的

Ooh, kiwi.

獼猴桃的

When you say, you know, "Do this or do that,"

當(dāng)你說應(yīng)該如何如何做時(shí)

all she's hearing is, "I'm smarter than you."

她會(huì)覺得你是在說"我比你聰明多了"

Believe me, she doesn't think that.

相信我 她不會(huì)這么想的

She doesn't want you to save her problems.

她不希望你替他解決麻煩

She just wants you to give her support

她只希望得到你的支持

so that she can solve her problems herself.

讓她自己解決麻煩

Yes, and sometimes --

沒錯(cuò) 而且有時(shí)候

sometimes she just wants a sympathetic ear.

有時(shí)候她只需要一個(gè)傾訴的對(duì)象

Maybe it's all the creams,

或許這才問題的關(guān)鍵

but that just made sense, girlfriends.

但說的很有道理 姑娘們

So if Claire says, "I hate getting stuck in traffic,"

那么如果克萊爾說 我討厭堵車

- I shouldn't say, "Maybe you should leave earlier"... - No.

-我就不該說 你應(yīng)該早點(diǎn)出門 -不

- ...Or, "Don't get on the freeway." - No.

-或是 別上高速公路 -不

I should just say, "I know. It's so frustrating."

我應(yīng)該說 我懂 這是挺郁悶的

- Yes! That's it! - Really?

-是的 這就對(duì)了 -真的嗎

Yes! Yes!

沒錯(cuò)

And -- and if she says, uh, uh...

如果她說

The waiter I had today was so rude,

今天的服務(wù)員態(tài)度太差了

I shouldn'say, "Maybe you should just order

我不該說 你應(yīng)該一次性

- something on the menu for once." - No.

把菜全點(diǎn)好-不行

I should just say, "What a jerk."

我應(yīng)該說 真混蛋

Yes! Yes! Yeah!

對(duì)了 就是這樣

And if she says, "Phil, the TV's driving me crazy,"

如果她說 菲爾 這節(jié)目快把我逼瘋了

I should just say, "I know!

我應(yīng)該說 我知道

There is not enough quality programming for men."

現(xiàn)在的電視節(jié)目都不是人看的

No! Turn off the damn TV.

不 你應(yīng)該關(guān)掉那該死的電視

Okay, now I'm confused again.

好吧 我又不明白了

So, I heard you had a rough time today.

聽說你今天過的不太愉快啊

Yeah, well...

是啊

Remember the days when we thought we'd live forever?

還記得那些我們以為會(huì)永遠(yuǎn)在一起的日子嗎

Don't you want to go play?

你想去玩嗎

When do I ever play?

我什么時(shí)候玩過

I'm kind of wrestling

我似乎也得應(yīng)付

with this whole "older man, younger woman" thing.

這些老夫少妻的事

It's like Chloe and I grew up in different worlds.

就好像我和克羅伊的生活背景不同

Today I made a joke about the Wiggles.

今天我說了個(gè)關(guān)于威格爾家的笑話

- It went right over her head. - I don't know what that is.

她居然一頭霧水-我不知道你說的什么

It's an expression -- means she didn't get it.

這是個(gè)短語 意思就是她不明白

Yeah, it sometimes -- this age thing --

是啊 有時(shí)候年齡的事

knocks you in the head.

是很讓人心煩

That what this is about?

你是指什么呢

I always knew your mother might remarry after I'm gone.

我一直都明白 我去世之后你媽可能會(huì)改嫁

That never bothered me.

可我從來沒煩惱過

I figured her husbands would be your dad, me,

她嫁過你爸 嫁過我

and some putz who could never live up to me.

肯定也會(huì)嫁某些完全比不上我的傻瓜

But what if I'm not the main guy?

但如果我不是她心中最重要的那一個(gè)怎么辦

What if some other guy is?

如果她更愛其他人

What if I'm the putz?

如果我才是那個(gè)傻瓜

When my mom and dad got divorced,

我媽和我爸離婚的時(shí)候

do you have any idea how many guys chased after her?

你知道有多少人在追求她嗎

The phone didn't stop ringing.

電話鈴聲就沒停過

Men would stop her on the street.

那些人會(huì)半路把她攔住

Guys would propose to her from moving cars.

車還沒停下 就向她求婚

They were good-looking guys, Jay -- with money.

他們都長得很帥 又多金

I think one of them was a Kennedy.

我覺得他們中的一個(gè)能當(dāng)總統(tǒng)

Where are you going with this?

你說這些是什么意思

When you showed up, I didn't think you had a prayer.

當(dāng)你出現(xiàn)的時(shí)候 我覺得你沒什么希望

You were so nervous and sweaty, I felt sorry for you.

你緊張得大汗淋漓的 我真為感到難過

I had to climb three flights of stairs.

我可是被迫爬了三段樓梯

But of all people, my mom fell for you.

但在所有人中 我媽選中了你

I got a few moves.

她追姑娘很有一手

She said she fell in love with you during your first fight.

她說第一次和你吵架的時(shí)候就愛上你了

- What? - She said she'd finally met her match.

什么-她說她終于找到了真命天子

Oh.

是嘛

So if you think she's just gonna replace you

所以如果你認(rèn)為她會(huì)在你去世后

when you're gone,

找人代替你

Then you are the putz.

那你就是個(gè)傻瓜

Thanks, kid.I appreciate that.

謝謝你 孩子 醍醐灌頂啊

I thought you liked me when I first showed up.

我還以為一開始你就喜歡我

Please. For the first month,

拜托 頭一個(gè)月

I didn't even bother to learn your name.

我甚至都不想知道你的名字

- Is she back yet? - She's on her way.

她回來了嗎-在路上了

- Did you find it? - I did.

你找到了嗎-找到了

At the fifth store I went to.

終于在第五家店找到了

It was in the window, and I had to undress a mannequin

就在櫥窗里 我是從模特身上扒下來的

while a creepy guy filmed it,

還被一個(gè)變態(tài)拍了下來

So we have to look forward to on the internet.

我們估計(jì)能在網(wǎng)上找到

- Thank you so much, mom. - You're welcome.

-太謝謝你了 媽媽 -不謝

Now, go put that exactly where you found the other one, okay?

現(xiàn)在 快放到它原來的地方去 知道嗎

Okay.

好的

Uh-oh.

啊歐

- What? The security tag -- it's still on!

什么-防盜扣還在上面呢

I told those people to take that off.

我跟他們說了讓他們?nèi)∠聛?/p>

- Oh, no. - She's pulling into the driveway!

不-她已經(jīng)開入停車道了

Okay. It's fine. It's fine.

好的 沒事 沒事

Don't panic. I've got it. I've got it.

別緊張 快弄好了 快弄好了

- She's getting out of the car! - All right! I am doing it!

她下車了-別鬧了 我正在弄

I've almost got it. I -- oh, god! Oh, no!

快弄好了 我 哦 天啊 糟了

- What is that?! - Well, it's ink.

什么東西-是墨水

Aah! Hide it. Hide it.

藏起來 快藏起來

- She's in the house! - What are you doing with my sweater?

她進(jìn)來了-你把我毛衣怎么了