We have to go--I kissed Johnny again. 咱們真的得走了,我們又接吻了
What? Max, you said you were going to the bathroom. 什么,麥克斯,你說你要上廁所
I did. And so did he. 是啊,他也去了
It's a unisex bathroom-- emphasis on the sex. 那是無"性"別廁所,"性"呢
We have to go. 我們得馬上走
I'm a little drunk and out of control. 我有點(diǎn)兒醉了,沒有自制力
Traive said we won't get paid until every single one of the cupcakes is gone. 小崔說除非小蛋糕都沒了,否則堅(jiān)決不結(jié)賬
So we're stuck here. Fine. 所以我們被困在這兒了。好吧
I shall go circulate. 那我走起
No. You cannot be trusted. 不,你信不過
Next thing I know, you'll be doing him behind the ice penis. 沒準(zhǔn)下次你們就在冰雕陽具那搞起來了
I'm telling you, I am done. 相信我,一切就此結(jié)束了
You told me that five minutes ago. 你五分鐘前就這么說了
Well, you told me he was breaking up with his girlfriend three times. 你還跟我說了三遍,他會(huì)跟他女朋友分手呢
So I guess we learned tonight that you know nothing about him, and I know nothing about me. 所以今晚我們學(xué)到了,你不了解強(qiáng)尼,而我也不了解自己
Cheers! 干杯
Wait for me. 等等
Hello, girls. 姑娘們
Traivor told me you were looking to get paid. 崔毀告訴我,你們想快點(diǎn)結(jié)賬走人
But just to be clear, you can't actually be paid until all the cupcakes are gone. 但先聲明,除非所以小蛋糕都沒了,否則你們是拿不到錢的
And do me a favor, love, put a chocolate aside for Johnny. 幫我個(gè)忙,親愛的,留個(gè)巧克力味的給強(qiáng)尼
He loves chocolate. 他喜歡巧克力
He'll eat a vanilla if it's available, but he always goes back to chocolate. 雖然有機(jī)會(huì)時(shí)會(huì)吃吃香草味,但他的最愛始終是巧克力
I don't think he's going to break up with her. 我認(rèn)為他不會(huì)跟她分手
Really? 真的嗎
You have the accuracy rate of a magic 8 ball. 你的準(zhǔn)確度就跟魔法八號(hào)球一樣
Look at her. She's so pretty. 瞧她,多美麗動(dòng)人
And bitchy. And... More pretty than bitchy. 賤格無恥。還是美麗多多,賤格少少
Oh, God. She just zipped his hoodie and fixed his hair-- that's a couple. 天啊,她為他連帽衫拉拉鏈,還整理頭發(fā),那才是情侶
What they have is real. 他們才是真情
They are a couple-- Johnny and Cash. 他們才是一對(duì),強(qiáng)尼和卡珊
Oh-ho, crap! Johnny Cash! 太牛了,強(qiáng)尼·卡什
They're an institution. 他們天生就是一起的
I never had a chance. 我從來沒有機(jī)會(huì)
Forget the money-- let's just go. 別管錢了,咱們走吧
Mm-mmm. We are staying till these cupcakes are gone. 不要,我們要堅(jiān)持到蛋糕都沒了
I am not leaving with no dignity and no money. 我不能沒錢沒尊嚴(yán)地走掉
Fine, I'll circulate a couple more times. 好吧,我去多轉(zhuǎn)幾圈
Wait a minute. They said they had to be gone, 等等。他們說小蛋糕要全沒了
but they didn't say who had to make them gone. 但他們沒說要怎么把它們弄沒了
We eat them and go! 我們吃完,然后走人
You're doing it! I rescued you from the gutter. 你非做不可,我可是把你從貧民窟中救回來
Uh, well, that's not entirely accura-- 這種說法不準(zhǔn)...