快看,我們剛路過(guò)一家凱菲
What's a Carvel?
什么是凱菲啊
Carvel ice cream. You know, Fudgie the Whale, Cookie Puss.
凱菲冰激凌啊。他們的軟糖鯨魚(yú),餅干貓沒(méi)聽(tīng)過(guò)嗎
Come on, how could you not know Carvel? They have them everywhere.
不是吧,怎么可能沒(méi)聽(tīng)過(guò)凱菲冰激凌?他們的冰激凌車(chē)隨處可見(jiàn)
Oh, wait. Is that that white trash ice cream?
等等。就是窮苦白人吃的冰激凌嗎
How dare you! It is not white trash.
你再說(shuō)一次試試!才不是窮苦白人吃的
And I wouldn't be so high and mighty. You're on a free bangbus to a prison.
而且你也別裝什么高貴了。你正坐在通往監(jiān)獄的免費(fèi)巴士上呢
I'm sorry. I didn't realize you had such a strong emotional connection to ice cream.
真是抱歉哦。我沒(méi)想到你對(duì)冰激凌有如此強(qiáng)烈的感情
Not to the ice cream. The ice cream cake.
不是冰激凌,是冰激凌蛋糕
When I was ten, I asked my mom for a birthday party.
我十歲時(shí),我讓我媽給我辦生日派對(duì)
She said yes but then flaked out and forgot to call anyone.
她答應(yīng)之后,又睡過(guò)去了,沒(méi)邀請(qǐng)任何人來(lái)
I'm starting to understand why you don't like birthday parties.
現(xiàn)在我懂為什么你不喜歡生日派對(duì)了
So after I waited on the porch for an hour,
我在陽(yáng)臺(tái)干等了一個(gè)小時(shí)后
I'll stole 20 bucks from her purse,
就去她皮包偷了20塊
thumbed it out to Carvel, and bought myself a Fudgie the Whale cake.
攔了一輛冰激凌車(chē),然后買(mǎi)了軟糖鯨魚(yú)冰激凌蛋糕吃
Ate the whole thing with a pink plastic spoon,
用一根小粉勺把它全部吃光
and it was way better than any party ever could have been.
那種幸福感,是任何生日派對(duì)都比不上的
I heard that. There ain't nothing better than Fudgie the Whale.
我全聽(tīng)見(jiàn)了。軟糖鯨魚(yú)冰激凌蛋糕最棒了
I love the chocolate crunchies.
我最愛(ài)巧克力碎果仁口味
Bitch, everybody love the damn chocolate crunchies!
白癡,誰(shuí)不愛(ài)那個(gè)口味啊
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