卡卡英語(yǔ) 第143期:萬(wàn)萬(wàn)沒(méi)想到-大喬的笑話

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2018年11月02日

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今天分享的是大喬的笑話.

One day, on a London bus, the driver was taking the fares from new passengers when an enormous man with huge muscles got onto the bus. The driver asked for the money for the ticket, but the man just shook his head and said,
'I'm Big Joe, and I don't have to pay!'
The bus driver wasn't a strong man and he didn't want to argue with this giant, so the man got on the bus without paying.
The next day at the same bus stop, the enormous man was there again, and like the day before, when it was his turn to pay for his ticket, he just said,
'I'm Big Joe, and I don't have to pay.'
After a few weeks of this, the bus driver was really starting to get angry, so he decided to join a gym. He worked out every day for three months, until his muscles were bulging and he could pick up tables with one arm.
One Monday, the bus driver decided that today was the day. As usual, the enormous man got on the bus as usual and announced,
'I'm Big Joe, and I don't have to pay.'
This time, the bus driver was brave enough to stand up and tell the man,
'Why not? Of course you have to pay. Everyone has to pay!'
The man looked at him in surprised silence for a few seconds and then slowly answered,
'Because Big Joe has a bus pass.'
有一天，在倫敦的一輛公共汽車(chē)上，司機(jī)正在收剛上車(chē)的乘客的車(chē)費(fèi)，一個(gè)身材高大，滿(mǎn)身肌肉的人上車(chē)了。司機(jī)要求他買(mǎi)票，但那人只是搖搖頭說(shuō)，“我是大喬，我不必給錢(qián)！”
公共汽車(chē)司機(jī)不是一個(gè)強(qiáng)壯的人，他不想和這個(gè)大塊頭爭(zhēng)吵，所以那個(gè)人沒(méi)有付錢(qián)就上了公共汽車(chē)。
第二天，在同一個(gè)公共汽車(chē)站，那個(gè)身材高大的男子再次在那里，像前一天一樣，當(dāng)輪到他買(mǎi)票時(shí)，他只說(shuō)，
“我是大喬，我不必給錢(qián)。”
接下來(lái)的幾個(gè)星期都是這樣，公共汽車(chē)司機(jī)真的開(kāi)始生氣了，所以他決定去健身房。他每天鍛煉，整整三個(gè)月，直到他的肌肉膨脹，他可以一只胳膊就掄起桌子。
一個(gè)星期一，公共汽車(chē)司機(jī)決定在這一天出手。像往常一樣，這個(gè)大塊頭像往常一樣上了公共汽車(chē)并宣布，
“我是大喬，我不必給錢(qián)?！?br />這一次，公共汽車(chē)司機(jī)勇敢地站起來(lái)告訴那個(gè)人，
“為什么不呢？你當(dāng)然得買(mǎi)票。每個(gè)人都要買(mǎi)票！”
那人驚訝地沉默了幾秒鐘，然后慢慢地回答了他，
“因?yàn)榇髥逃泄财?chē)月票?！?br />
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