英語(yǔ)幽默教程匯總和更新

A big challenge of running a small business is dealing withemployees' requests for time off. One morning an employee said, I need to leave early tomorrow. Later that same day, he followed up with, Looks like I'll be coming in late tomorrow, but if my comi [查看全文]

On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket. sorry, he said to the pickpocket, you are too late. My wife did it before you. 你太晚了 在公共汽車(chē)上一人發(fā)現(xiàn)一個(gè)小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。 對(duì)不起，他對(duì)小偷說(shuō)，你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就把錢(qián)拿走了。 HAPPY WEDNESDAY ^_^ 在開(kāi)懷大笑過(guò)后，接下來(lái)要學(xué)習(xí)下我們的日?？谡Z(yǔ)， [查看全文]

Im a police officer When my husband,Jack,was a police officer,he onece approached a home guarded by two ferocious dogs.They lunged at the screen door with such force that it opened,and they tore out into the yard.Thinking quickly,Jack, stepped into th [查看全文]

A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in [查看全文]

I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened? A kid bit me, replied Ivan. Would you recognize him if you saw him again? asked his mother. I'd know him any where, said Ivan. I have his ear in my pocket. [查看全文]

He won! Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他贏了 湯姆： 約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？ 約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。 湯姆： 真糟糕 [查看全文]

Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. Her mother interrupted and said, Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy? And Julie repl [查看全文]

Logic Reasoning A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. Here is the situation, she said. a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. H [查看全文]

1. Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary, we hear you coming. 一家消聲器店外：根本不用預(yù)約，我們聽(tīng)到你來(lái)了！ 2. Outside a hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people. 酒店門(mén)外：幫幫忙！我們?nèi)鄙俪Ｗ⌒【起^的人。 3. On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one [查看全文]

Bring me the Winner --- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. 　　--- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. 　　--- ... [查看全文]