英語幽默教程匯總和更新

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, I hear sirens. Jump! 兩個(gè)盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個(gè)說：我聽到警報(bào)響了，快跳吧! The second one said, But we're on the 13 th floor! 第二個(gè)說：但是我 [查看全文]

A student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop. 一個(gè)學(xué)生一次給父母拍了一份電報(bào)，上面寫著：媽媽－我所有功課都不及格，被學(xué)校開除。讓爸 [查看全文]

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. 一個(gè)男人和他妻子在爭論應(yīng)該誰每天早晨煮咖啡。 The wife said, You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have t [查看全文]

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. 一個(gè)人去看醫(yī)生，說：醫(yī)生，不管我碰哪里，都會(huì)疼。 The doctor asks, What do you mean? 醫(yī)生問：什么意思？ The man says, When I touch my sho [查看全文]

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? and God says: A penny. Then the man says: God, what is a million years to you? and God says: a second., then the man says: God, can I have a pen [查看全文]

One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, You got all your homework right this time, T [查看全文]

A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. They decided to have something to eat before goint home, but unfortunately the only spot open was a seedy [查看全文]

Dear Dad, 親愛的老爸： Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. [查看全文]

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, u [查看全文]

Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn? 子：爸爸，法語難學(xué)嗎？ Father: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy. 父：我的孩子，一開始難學(xué)，不過過后就容易了。 Son: That's great! I'll lea [查看全文]