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With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion. "Would you like to have... [查看全文]

一年一度的達爾文獎是頒發(fā)給各種最愚蠢的死亡事件中死去的人，用來表彰他們用除掉自己的方式來幫助整個人類進化，所以這個獎項是用進化論之父達爾文的名字命名的。 　　Darwin... [查看全文]

Hi everybody, it's Diarmuid here again. I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and New Year – I expect you're all really looking ... [查看全文]

My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious. 我的優(yōu)點是：我很帥；而我的缺點是：我?guī)浀貌幻黠@。 When I went shopping one day, a group of girls stopped me, saying that I was handsome. But I denied it, and then they hit me and s [查看全文]

編者按： 　　80后現(xiàn)在已不再是一個新鮮詞語，也不會再因為自己的80后標志而歡呼雀躍，無限憧憬了，當80后開始直面生活壓力和競爭的時候，他們開始成熟。以下這些耳熟能詳?shù)膭?.. [查看全文]

族譜考證：奧巴馬應叫巴菲特“太爺爺” 　　美國一個研究家族系譜的網(wǎng)站15日稱，美國總統(tǒng)奧巴馬與全球第二大富豪、股神巴菲特的祖輩有血緣關系，兩人分別是一個17世紀移民美... [查看全文]

I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf a... [查看全文]

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What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden? Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe 圣誕老人喜歡在花園里做什么？ 答案：鋤地。（英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是圣誕老人的笑聲。）   [查看全文]

A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for p... [查看全文]