《柯南脫口秀》第161期:房子著火了

Who spread that around to the world? 誰(shuí)傳播到世界各地的

In what era of time were so many homes just setting in the middle of the night, 什么年代 很多房子會(huì)大半夜的起火

with naked people outside?Like oh,no!Oh,no!Tell everybody. 外面站著沒(méi)穿衣服的人 說(shuō)著 不 不 告訴大伙兒

Also,I'm 8 years old.Is that what I need to hear before I rest my little head? 而且我才八歲 這是我休息前該聽(tīng)的話嗎

Forget about the monsters.This thing is going to set on fire at midnight. 別管怪物了 房子半夜會(huì)著火的

You're fine.It's crazy.Now I'm a grown up,I sleep naked and I think what if the house catches on fire? 你沒(méi)事啦 這很瘋狂 現(xiàn)在我長(zhǎng)大了 裸著睡覺(jué) 我想著 如果房子著火了呢

Who cares?What's going to happen,you guys? 誰(shuí)在乎啊 會(huì)發(fā)生什么事啊 各位

I'm going to be outside naked,right?Right,yeah.That's it.That's it. 我會(huì)赤身裸體在外面 對(duì)吧 是啊 就這樣 就這樣

What kind of hole of a neighbor would I have to have,who would make fun of my penis,While my house is on fire? 哪種混蛋鄰居 會(huì)嘲笑我的老二 拜托 我的房子都著火了 好嗎

Where do I live?Where do I live that these people would make fun of that? 我要住在哪里啊 哪里的人會(huì)嘲笑這種事啊

No,thank you.I say no thank you. 不 謝謝 我說(shuō)了 不 謝謝

Guy came up to me after the show and he goes hey,man,you're funy but I would never sleep naked.I don't like my penis on my sheets. 有個(gè)人表演之后來(lái)找我 說(shuō) 哥們 你很搞笑 但我不會(huì)裸著睡覺(jué) 我不喜歡老二碰著床單

Sir,they are your sheets.Hypothetically you can wipe your penis on everything you own. 先生 那是你的床單 理論上你可以用你擁有的任何東西來(lái)擦老二