《柯南脫口秀》第172期:整人最開(kāi)心
There you are.Yep. 你在那里 對(duì)
So everybody knows what a bear is. 大家都知道什么是熊男
It is a big,you know,it as a big hair man.yeah. 就是毛發(fā)濃密的健壯男性 對(duì)
Who people want to have sex with. 同性戀者想跟他睡覺(jué)的對(duì)象
Which I'm not opposed to at all,like not now,not this second.But I would. 我完全不反對(duì) 雖說(shuō)不是現(xiàn)在 不是這一刻 但我愿意
You would be happy to do it.Now that I'm like essential, 你很樂(lè)意那么做 既然我成了必備熊男
I don't feel like,I don't want to lose the weight. 我就不想減肥了
They need you.They need me.They need you. 他們需要你 他們需要我 他們需要你
I'm number 12 on the list after like three dead people. 我在名單上是第12名 排在3位已逝名人之后
And the spokesperson for QVC. 還有QVC發(fā)言人
Now I know you and you have said that you are happiest when you are annoying people. 你說(shuō)過(guò) 你在整人的時(shí)候感覺(jué)最開(kāi)心
You like to anny people.I do.I do. 你喜歡整人 是的 是的
Has that been the way you have always been?You just like to annoy people? 你一直都這樣嗎 你就是喜歡整人
Yes,I started annoying my father who still hates me.Yeah. 對(duì) 我剛開(kāi)始會(huì)整我父親 他現(xiàn)在仍然討厭我 嗯
And now I kind of do it professionally. 我現(xiàn)在專業(yè)整人
That's good,it worked out.I'm a professional annoyer. 很不錯(cuò) 效果很棒 我是個(gè)專業(yè)整人師
