英語笑話:Write in the Dark 在黑暗中寫字

A kid asked his dad, "Hey, Pop, can you write in the dark?"

The dad answered, "Sure. What do you want me to write?"

The boy said, "Your name on this report card."

Notes:

1. A kid asked his dad, "Hey, Pop, can you write in the dark?"

一個(gè)孩子問他爸爸：“嘿，爸，你能在黑暗中寫字嗎?”

在美國，6歲左右的孩子稱呼父母daddy, mommy;10歲左右，稱呼父母papa, mama;青少年時(shí)期稱呼父母pa, ma或pop, mom或dad, mom;成人稱呼父母dad，mom。他們通常不稱呼父母father, mother,除非是對(duì)別人提及自己的父母，才會(huì)說 my father, my mother。dad, mom 可用于稱呼，也可以和father，mother—樣，用于表示父親和母親的身份。

2. The dad answered, "Sure. What do you want me to write?"

爸爸回答：“當(dāng)然：你要我寫什么?”

3. The boy said, "Your name on this report card."

那男孩說：“在這張成績單上寫上你的名字。”

4. report [r??p?:t] n.報(bào)告 report card 成績單