聽美劇學(xué)英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第201期:逼阿憨簽字

You don't have to read it, Han. It's just a standard letter of recommendation.

不用讀啦，阿憨。只是一封標(biāo)準(zhǔn)的正常推薦信而已。

Don't be a bitch. Just sign it.

少唧唧歪歪。乖乖簽字就對(duì)了。

I'm not comfortable putting my name on a document I haven't read.

沒親自讀過的文件我沒法放心簽下名。

I understand, but don't be a bitch. Just sign it.

我懂，但你還是少唧唧歪歪。乖乖簽字就是了。

"Max's homemade cupcakes is an up-and-coming powerhouse business."

"麥克斯自制小蛋糕是一個(gè)蒸蒸日上、發(fā)展強(qiáng)勁的小生意。"

I can't sign this. This has more lies than my Okcupid profile.

我不能簽這個(gè)。這信比我的約會(huì)網(wǎng)站個(gè)人資料還鬼扯。

Don't be a bitch. Just sign it. That one's on me, girls.

少唧唧歪歪?？旃怨院炞?。我也幫你們說一句，姑娘們。

If I sign this, it's lying. I could get deported.

我簽了字，就是合伙騙人。我可能會(huì)被遣送出境。

And I'm one home inspection away from a poodle adoption.

我可是只差一次家訪就能領(lǐng)養(yǎng)貴賓狗了呢。

A poodle? That's cool. You can share sweaters.

貴賓狗啊？挺好的啊。你們衣服能換著穿。

Hurry up, bitch. The deadline to mail that is tonight.

快點(diǎn)啦，嘰歪弟。今晚之前得把那信寄出去。

Well, if you just wanted to steamroll someone,

如果你們是想逼人簽字，

why didn't you get your boyfriend, Andy, to sign it?

干嘛不去逼她男朋友安迪簽字呢？

They split. He left last night without a peep.

他們分手了。他昨晚最后一面都沒見就跑了。

Damn it, now I'm thinking about those Peeps again.

靠，我又想起棉花糖了。

Oh, I was worried you two wouldn't make it.

我早就擔(dān)心你們倆會(huì)感情觸礁了。

You always have your mind on business, and Andy was such an easy spirit.

你滿腦子都是想著你的生意，而安迪又是個(gè)靈魂輕松的人。

I think you mean "free spirit."

你是想說靈魂向往自由吧。

Easy Spirit is a shoe worn by people whose spirits have died. I have two pairs.

"靈魂輕松"是靈魂已死的人才會(huì)去穿的鞋子品牌。我有兩雙。

Okay, fine. Give it back. I'll find someone else with a business.

行，不簽就還給我。我找其他做生意的人吧。

What about Sophie? She owns a small business,

請(qǐng)?zhí)K菲簽如何？她有個(gè)小生意啊，

and she loves to give, not as much as she loves to receive.

又樂意為他人奉獻(xiàn)，雖然她更愛收下我的"愛"。

I'm not so sure Sophie's cleaning business is totally, well, legal.

但我不確定蘇菲的家政生意是不是百分百合法呢。

I mean, when we worked for her, on the memo line of our paycheck, she wrote "Colonoscopy."

我們以前給她打過工，我們薪水支票的備忘欄她寫了"結(jié)腸鏡檢查"呢。

And for the record, Sophie's cleaning business is totally legit.

我替她聲明，她的家政生意絕對(duì)是合法的。

Her organ-trading might not be.

器官買賣的生意可能就不是了。

Forget it, Caroline. We might deport you ourselves. All we need is a Fedex box.

算了，卡洛琳。我們親自把他遣送出境算了。反正用個(gè)快遞盒就夠裝了。

Um, Caroline. Come over here. I think I can help you with that.

卡洛琳，過來一下。我應(yīng)該能夠幫你哦。

Thanks, Earl, but you don't have a small business.

謝了，厄爾，但是你沒有小生意啊。

The size of my business has never been in question.

我褲襠里的"生意"從沒有人懷疑過它小哦。

And I may not have a business. But... Han Lee does.

而我雖然沒有什么小生意。但...李阿憨有啊。

Max, look. Earl forged Han's signature.

麥克斯，你看。厄爾偽造了阿憨的簽名。

That's what his signature looks like.

原來他的簽名是這樣啊。

When I forge it, I just draw a picture of Hello Kitty.

我偽造他簽名時(shí)都是畫個(gè)凱蒂貓而已。