英語幽默:最丑的小孩

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
一個(gè)女人抱著她的孩子搭上一輛巴士。司機(jī)說，“那是我見過的最丑的小孩了，呃咯！”那個(gè)女人生氣的走到巴士后排坐下。她對(duì)身旁的一個(gè)男人抱怨到，“剛才司機(jī)在侮辱我！”那個(gè)男人說：“你直接過去，叫他閉嘴。你去吧，猴子我?guī)湍惚е?rdquo;