英語(yǔ)幽默:沖突

A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb- blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet.
一位口技表演者用放在他膝上的玩具娃娃練習(xí)表演。他在跟金發(fā)碧眼的玩具娃娃說(shuō)笑話(huà)的時(shí)候，一位白色頭發(fā)的年輕美女突然一躍而起。
"What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?" she demands. "What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?" Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology.
“你有什么權(quán)利來(lái)為金發(fā)美女定型？”她質(zhì)問(wèn)到，“頭發(fā)的顏色跟我作為人的價(jià)值有什么關(guān)系？” 口技表演者感到了不安，他結(jié)結(jié)巴巴地準(zhǔn)備道歉。
"You keep out of this!" she yells. "I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
“你少管！”她喊道，“我在跟你膝蓋上的蠢東西說(shuō)話(huà)！”