雙語幽默：鋼筆還是溫度計

　　A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear. In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims, "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"

　　鋼筆還是溫度計

　　一位大夫正在忙著看病。耳朵上夾著一個直腸溫度計，大夫走進了醫(yī)生辦公室以便討論當天的活動。這時，一個同事問他為什么把溫度計夾在耳朵上。這醫(yī)生急忙抓住溫度計，看了看說，“見鬼，我把鋼筆插入病人的肛門里了。”