雙語幽默笑話：我在扮演媽媽

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.

Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.

媽媽：瑪麗，你為什么這樣大喊大叫的? 為什么不能像艾迪那樣安安靜靜的玩兒呢?你看艾迪一聲兒都不出。

瑪麗：媽媽，艾迪當然不會出聲了，因為我們倆正在玩爸爸回家遲到的游戲呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。