英語(yǔ)笑話：太好了

最好的醫(yī)生是:飲食得當(dāng)，起居悠閑，身心愉快。

Professor is handing out the examination papers to a roomful of students.

教授正在給全班學(xué)生發(fā)考卷。

A:You will have exactly two hours. Under no circumstances will accept a paper given to me after the deadline has passed. Do you under-stand ?

你們有整整兩個(gè)小時(shí)的時(shí)間，超過(guò)規(guī)定時(shí)間交上來(lái)的考卷，不管什么原因，我絕對(duì)不收，明白嗎?

B:Yes.

是。

( After two hours.兩小時(shí)以后。)

A:Time is up.

時(shí)間到。

B:Wait.

等一下。

About 15 minutes later. A students come to the platform and give his paper to the professor.

大約 15 分鐘以后，一個(gè)學(xué)生走向講臺(tái)，并把卷子給了教授。

A:Didn't you hear what I said?

你難道沒(méi)聽(tīng)到我說(shuō)的話嗎?

R:Yes，I did. But do you know who I am!professor?

不，我聽(tīng)到了，但你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎，教授?

A:No.

不知道。

B:Terrific.

太好了。

Then he stuffed his paper into the middle of the pile.

然后他把他的考卷塞進(jìn)整堆考卷中。