英語笑話：又要結婚了

"So you want another day off,”snorted the teacher to his student，Tom.“I am anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You have been off for your grandfather's funeral four times already.”

“這么說，你又要請一天假，”老師怒氣沖沖地對他的學生湯姆說，“我倒想知道你這次找什么借口。你已經請了四次假說去參加你爺爺的葬禮。”

Tom replied，"Today my grandma is getting married again.”

湯姆回答說:“今天是我奶奶再次舉行婚禮。”