英語幽默笑話30秒Unit22： guardian angle守護(hù)天使

　　有一名男子正走在街上的時候聽到一個聲音：

　　"Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step,a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

　　“停!站住不要動瞅口果你再走一步，就會有一個磚塊掉到你的頭上砸死你。”

　　The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

　　這名男子停住了，一個大磚塊就掉在他的面前。

　　The man was astonished .

　　這名男子非常驚訝。

　　He went on,and after a while he was going to cross the road.

　　他繼續(xù)向前走：不久后，他要穿越馬路。

　　Once again the voice shouted;

　　那個聲音再次叫說：

　　Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step a car will over you and you will die."

　　“停!站住不要動，如果你再走一步，就會有一輛汽車輾過你，你就會死掉。”

　　The man did as he was instructed,

　　這名男子因為曾被指示過，所以就照著做，

　　just as a car came careening around the corner,barely missing him.

　　此時正好有一輛汽車左搖右晃地沖過轉(zhuǎn)角處，差一點撞上他。

　　"Where are you? " the man asked,"Who are you? "

　　這名男子問說：“你在哪里?你是誰?”

　　"I am your guardian angle," the voice answered.

　　這個聲音回答說：“我是你的守護(hù)天使。…”

　　"Oh yeah?" the man asked."And where the hell were you when I got married?"

　　這名男子問說：“喔，是嗎?那我結(jié)婚的時候：你死到哪里去了?”