| 20 |
| In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the |
| bull’s testicles. |
| - |
| One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the |
| waiter: “Funny, why are they so small today?” |
| - |
| The waiter: “Today, |
| sir, the bull won.” |
| 21 |
| Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery. |
| The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, |
| Lord! |
| The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, |
| make me win the lottery! |
| Suddenly he hears a voice from above: |
| Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket. |
| 22 |
| “You know how it is in life. One door closes – that means another door |
| opens…” |
| “Yeah, very nice, but you either fix that or I’m expecting a |
| serious discount on that car!” |
| 23 |
| A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the |
| road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding |
| the door for her, why can’t you do the same?” |
| The husband: “Are |
| you mad? I barely know that woman!” |
| 24 |
| Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So |
| anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we |
| will bring you one. |
| 25 |
| Police: “Open the door!” |
| - |
| Man: “I don’t want any balls!” |
| - |
| Police: “What? We don’t have any balls!” |
| - |
| Man: “I know.” |
| 26 |
| In a boomerang shop: "I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can |
| you tell me how to throw the old one away?" |
| 27 |
| Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. |
| - |
| Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too. |
| 28 |
| Mr. Smith: “Doctor, you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed |
| me yesterday?” |
| Doctor: “Yes, what’s the matter?” |
| Mr. Smith: |
| “I would like to use it but I can’t open the bottle!” |
| 29 |
| Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? |
| Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? |
| Doctor: Because you came in |
| through the window instead of the door. |
