美國流行笑話：Am I so bad? 我有那么糟嗎？

47　Am I so bad? 我有那么糟嗎？

Eight and a half months very pregnant with twins, I was used to getting nervous glances from strangers. But I never realized how imposing I was until my husband and I went out to dinner at a new restaurant. The hostess sat us at our table, took a long look at my stomach and asked, “Would you like me to get you a high chair?”

我懷的是雙胞胎，八個半月了。我也已經(jīng)習慣陌生人用緊張的目光看我了。但是一直到我和我丈夫到一家新的餐館去吃飯的時候，我才意識到我有多顯眼。那個女招待帶我們坐下，盯著我的肚子看了半天，還問：“要不要我給你拿一個高椅子來？”