美國流行笑話：Won't be in at all 干脆不來了

48　Won't be in at all 干脆不來了

One morning an colleague said, “I need to leave early tomorrow.” That afternoon he followed up with, “Looks like I'll be coming in late tomorrow, but if my coming in late runs into my leaving early, then I won't be in at all.”

一天上午，一個同事說：“明天我要早一點走。”那天下午他又補充說：“看來我明天要晚一點來。但是，如果我要來得晚，又要走得早，那我明天干脆不來了。”