美國流行笑話：Road closed 道路關閉

127　Road closed 道路關閉

Signs warning of closed roadways are frequently ignored in rural area. Highway workers barely took notice when a woman drove past their sign to the trench they had dug in the middle of the road. They were surprised, however, to see the same woman coming toward them from the same direction a couple of hours later. “Oh,” she said distractedly as she again pulled up next to the trench crew. “Is it closed in this direction too?”

在鄉(xiāng)間，人們往往忽視道路關閉的警示標志。所以，當一個女人開車從修路工人旁邊經過，開往他們在路中間挖的大溝的時候，他們幾乎都沒有在意?？墒?，兩個小時以后，同一個女人從同一個方向又開過來的時候，他們感到驚奇。當她又開到挖溝隊跟前的時候，她驚慌失措地說：“怎么這個方向也關閉了呢？”