英語笑話 - 軍營篇：514　The Buddy System 互助系統(tǒng)

英語笑話

514　The Buddy System 互助系統(tǒng)

I was talking on the phone with my son, who was stationed in Hawaii. He was explaining how the troops were learning to scuba-dive. They used the buddy system, he said, and occasionally dived into shark-infested waters. Listening on the extension, my daughter asked, “What do you do when you see a shark?” Said my son, “Swim faster than my buddy.”

我和駐軍在夏威夷的兒子通電話。他正在解釋他們部隊怎樣學習用自攜式呼吸器潛水。他說，他們采用互助系統(tǒng)，偶爾也到有鯊魚出沒的海域去潛水。這時候，用分機聽著的女兒插話問：“那你要是看到鯊魚來怎么辦？”我兒子說：“比我的同伴游得快一點?！?