雙語黑色笑話：836　A Flattered Man 受寵若驚的男人

英語笑話

836　A Flattered Man 受寵若驚的男人

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.” Flattered, the man replied, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!” The woman continued, “Look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman doesn't take the bottle, “No. I think I'll wait for the police...”

一個女人和一個男人卷入一場交通事故。他們倆的車都完全毀壞了。幸好他們倆誰也沒受傷。他們倆從各自的車里爬出來以后，那個女的說：“你是個男的，我是個女的。有意思。看看，我們的車全毀了，但是我們倆誰也沒受傷。這一定是上帝的旨意，要我們倆相遇，成為朋友，并且要我們在以后的日子里住在一起平安地生活。”那個男的受寵若驚地說：“對呀！我完全同意。這一定是上帝的旨意?！蹦莻€女的接著說：“看看，這是另外一個奇跡。我的車完全毀壞了，但是這瓶葡萄酒卻沒有打碎。顯然上帝要我們喝這瓶酒來慶祝我們的好運氣。”她把酒瓶遞給男的。那個男的點頭表示同意，打開酒瓶，喝了半瓶，然后把瓶子遞還給女的。那女的沒有接，“不，我想我要等警察來……”