雙語黑色笑話：838　He made his own lunch 他自己準(zhǔn)備的午餐

英語笑話

838　He made his own lunch 他自己準(zhǔn)備的午餐

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on the 20th floor of a building. The Irishman opened his lunch box and said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building.” The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.” The blonde opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too.” Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The blonde opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, “If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!” The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.” Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. “Hey, don't look at me,” she said. “He made his own lunch.”

一個愛爾蘭人、一個墨西哥人和一個金發(fā)男子在一棟高樓的20層樓搞建筑施工。愛爾蘭人打開飯盒說：“又是肉末洋白菜！如果明天午餐還是肉末洋白菜，我就從這里跳下去?！蹦鞲缛舜蜷_飯盒說：“又是粗卷餅！如果明天午餐還是粗卷餅，我就從這里跳下去?！苯鸢l(fā)男子打開飯盒說：“又是博羅尼亞香腸！如果明天午餐還是博羅尼亞香腸，我就從這里跳下去。”第二天中午，愛爾蘭人打開飯盒看到又是肉末洋白菜，就從樓上跳下去死了。墨西哥人打開飯盒看到又是粗卷餅，就從樓上跳下去死了。金發(fā)男子打開飯盒看到又是博羅尼亞香腸，也從樓上跳下去死了。在葬禮上，愛爾蘭人的老婆哭著說：“我如果知道他這么恨肉末洋白菜，我決不會讓他再吃肉末洋白菜?！蹦鞲缛说睦掀趴拗f：“我可以讓他吃脆餅或者細(xì)卷餅。我不知道他這么恨粗卷餅?！边@時候，大家都轉(zhuǎn)向金發(fā)男子的老婆。她說：“嘿！不要看著我。是他自己準(zhǔn)備的午餐?！?