雙語語言笑話：992　You're the man who needs a shower 你就是那個要淋浴的男人

英語笑話

992　You're the man who needs a shower 你就是那個要淋浴的男人

In search of a new shower, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store. We discussed our needs in detail with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to curtail our discussion. Later my wife and I were at a restaurant, where the same young woman was working as a waitress. As she passed our table, she suddenly recognized us and called to me in a voice loud enough for nearby diners to hear, “Hey, you're the man who needs a shower.”

為了尋找一套新的淋浴設備，我和太太到一家盥洗用品商店去。我們和一位年輕的女售貨員談論了我們的詳細要求。由于那家店快關門了，我們只好草草結束我們的討論。后來，我和太太一起到一家餐館，看到那個女售貨員在那里當女招待。當她從我們桌子旁邊經過的時候，她突然認出了我們，她對我說：“嘿，你就是那個要shower的男人！”她的聲音那么響，周圍幾張桌子的人都聽見了。（shower：淋浴，淋浴設備）