雙語笑話：彩票

Lottery

A redneck buys a ticket and won the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The redneck says，“I want my $20 million.”

The man replies，“No，sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”

The redneck says，“Oh，no. I want all my money right now！I won it and I want it.”

Again，the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The redneck，furious with the man，screams out，“Look，I want my money！If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now，then I want my dollar back！”

彩票

一個鄉(xiāng)下人買了一張彩票，中了大獎。他到奧斯丁去領(lǐng)獎。工作人員證實了他的獎券號碼。鄉(xiāng)下人說：“我要領(lǐng)走我的兩千萬美元?！?

工作人員回答道：“對不起，先生，這不符合領(lǐng)獎程序。我們今天只能給你一百萬，剩下的分十九年付清?！?

鄉(xiāng)下人說：“不，不行。我要馬上把所有屬于我的錢都拿走！錢是我贏的，應(yīng)該歸我?！?

那位工作人員又向他解釋了一遍，告訴他今天只能拿走一百萬，剩下的要分十九年拿。

鄉(xiāng)下人勃然大怒，對他大吼道：“告訴你，我一定要把錢拿走。如果你不能馬上把我的兩千萬美元給我，那就把買彩票的那一美元退給我！”