雙語(yǔ)笑話：三個(gè)愿望

Three Wishes

This man is walking in the desert and finds a genie’s lamp. He rubs it，and out pops the genie.“You have three wishes，”says the genie，“but remember，every wish you make，your wife will get double.”The man is going through a bitter divorce，but decides to take his three wishes anyway.“Okay，for my first wish，”the man says，“I want a million-dollar home.”POOF—He gets a million-dollar home，and his wife gets a two-milliondollar home.“For my second wish，”the man says，“I would like a billion dollars.”POOF—He gets a billion dollars，and his wife gets two billion dollars.“For my third wish，”the man finishes，“could you beat me half to death？”

三個(gè)愿望

一男子在沙漠里行走，發(fā)現(xiàn)了一盞神燈。他擦亮燈后，跳出一個(gè)精靈。“我可以滿足你三個(gè)愿望，”精靈說(shuō)，“但是記住，你實(shí)現(xiàn)的每個(gè)愿望，你妻子將會(huì)獲得雙倍。”這位男士正進(jìn)行痛苦的離婚，但他仍決定先說(shuō)出三個(gè)愿望。“好的，我的第一個(gè)愿望是，”男人說(shuō)，“擁有一所價(jià)值100萬(wàn)美元的房子。”噗！——他得到了一所價(jià)值100萬(wàn)美元的房子，而他的妻子得到了價(jià)值200萬(wàn)美元的房子。“我的第二個(gè)愿望是，”男人說(shuō)，“得到10億美元。”噗——他又得到了10億美元，而他的妻子得到了20億美元。“我的第三個(gè)愿望是，”男人接著說(shuō)，“請(qǐng)你把我打個(gè)半死，好嗎？”