動物笑話：3、 The only bear 獨一無二的熊

3. The only bear

There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie1 in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said, "I wish to be the only male bear in this forest." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet2." And he got his wish.

The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.

It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay3."

Notes:

1. genie 精靈

2. helmet 頭盔

3. gay 同性戀

獨一無二的熊

曾經(jīng)有一頭熊和一只兔子非常恨對方。一天，他們在一盞油燈里發(fā)現(xiàn)了一只精靈，精靈說他能各自滿足他們?nèi)齻€愿望。熊先提出一個愿望說：“我愿成為這片森林里唯一的雄性熊。”于是他的愿望被滿足了。

兔子說：“我想要一個摩托車頭盔?！彼脑竿脖粷M足了。

熊上前說：“我愿成為美國唯一的雄性熊，其他的都是雌熊”。他實現(xiàn)了愿望。

兔子說：“我希望有輛和這個頭盔相配的摩托車?！彼矊崿F(xiàn)了愿望。

熊說：“我希望我是世界上唯一的雄性熊，所有其他的都是雌熊。”他實現(xiàn)了愿望。

輪到兔子了，他說：“我希望那只雄性熊是同性戀?！?

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同性戀是指一個人無論在性愛、心理、情感及社交上的興趣，主要對象均為同性別的人，這樣的興趣并未從外顯行為中表露出來。那些對與同性產(chǎn)生愛情、性欲或戀慕的人，被稱為同性戀者?，F(xiàn)代漢語口語中，常常使用“同志”（但是在正式場合下，這個詞語的原意不變）來稱呼同性戀者，也有部分人稱其為“兔子”。此外，粵語吸收了英文單詞gay后，用“基”指同性戀，但是此詞通常具貶義。