Samantha: One day very soon you will thank me. I'm leading the way through the menopause maze with my vitamins, my melatonin sleep patches cream, my bioidentical estrogen cream,a touch of teststrone.

Carrie: She's the hormone whisper.

Carrie: I am. I've tricked my body into thinking it's younger.

Miranda: I've tricked my body into thinking it's thinner. Spanks!

Samantha: And I'm telling you. No hot flushes,no mood swings and my sex drive is right back to where it was.

Carrie: Really? Hadn't heard.

Miranda: Where are you getting your information?

Samantha: From Suzanne Sommers and her team of doctors. I'll get you a copy. It's a revelation.

Miranda: You're taking medical advice from the woman who invented the "Thigh Masterin"?

Samantha: Damn right if you've seen my thighs? Ok go ahead laugh. It's working. By the time you ladies are 50, I'll be 35.

Miranda: There she is.

Samantha: I thought it was just gonna be the 4 of us.

Charlotte: Don't worry. The nanny will be here in a minute. Harry's just not back from playing the golf with the guys.

Carrie: Let me hold that pretty little Rose. Ok, no.

Charlotte: She just learned the word "NO".

Carrie: Good for her. We're hoping that Samantha learns it one of these days.

Miranda: "Terrible two's"?

Charlotte: No she's not terrible!

Miranda: No of course. She is not terrible. The terrible two's are terrible.

Charlotte: Right. She is in the "I only want mummy" phase.

Daughter: And me and Erin!

Charlotte: Erin that's right!just you and me and Erin.

Samantha: Who's Erin?

Miranda: Her nanny.

Charlotte: How are you gonna swallow all those?

Samantha: Have we met?

Charlotte: Erin！

Erin: Morning ladies. I hear it was quite a glorious wedding.

Carrie: As it was.

Erin: You must be the famous Samantha. It's a pleasure to finally meet you. Now I know a little girl who would just love to practice her cartwheels all along.

Daughter: Yeah!

Charlotte: Do you have the sunglasses?

Erin: Come to me you little pet! There you go. You have yourselves a lovely morning.

Charlotte: You too. Thank you Erin.

Carrie: That is so sweet!

Samantha: That's your nanny?

Charlotte: Yes. That's Erin

Samantha: You mean "Erin go braless".

Charlotte: Haha she doesn't wear bra.

Samantha: Was she wearing a bra the job interview?

Charlotte: I don't know Samantha.I was too busy thinking about her degree in children's education, and how much the girls liked her.

Samantha: So her tits never came up.