A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
有一天,一位黑人猶太男孩跑回家問(wèn)自己的父親:“爹地,我是更像猶太人還是更像黑人啊?”
他的爹地回答道:“你為什么想要知道這個(gè)問(wèn)題的答案啊,兒子?”
“因?yàn)橛幸粋€(gè)孩子在學(xué)校賣(mài)自行車(chē),價(jià)錢(qián)是50美元。我想知道應(yīng)該砍價(jià)到40美元還是簡(jiǎn)簡(jiǎn)單單的偷了它。”
笑點(diǎn)是神馬?
小編回答:該則笑話(huà)令小編想到了《破產(chǎn)姐妹》里面的一句臺(tái)詞,“因?yàn)槲沂呛谌?,這就是我被認(rèn)為是罪犯的最好理由。”(在西方國(guó)家,黑人受到非常嚴(yán)重的歧視。而猶太人則被認(rèn)為是精明商人的象征。)
第二則
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
一名年長(zhǎng)的老教師問(wèn)自己的學(xué)生說(shuō):“如果我說(shuō),’我很美麗’”,這用的是什么時(shí)態(tài)啊?
某學(xué)生回答,“很明顯是過(guò)去時(shí)啊!”
笑點(diǎn)是神馬?
小編點(diǎn)評(píng):該學(xué)生啊,老師問(wèn)的你的該句子'I am beautiful采用的時(shí)態(tài),而不是老師美貌的狀態(tài)啦!?是不是掛科啦!
小編寄語(yǔ):好好學(xué)習(xí),才是王道啊,不然連語(yǔ)態(tài)都不知道是啥?