生活大爆炸第一季第一集幫penny拿電視事件

[00:00.00]so ***** with two slits in it and either slit is observed, 將光子正對平面上的雙縫 觀察任意一個隙縫 [00:03.00]it will not go through both slits. 它不會穿過那兩個隙縫 [00:07.04]If it's unobserved, it will. 如果沒被觀察 那就會 [00:09.08]However,if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target, 總之 如果觀察它在離開平面到擊中目標之前 [00:10.80]it will not have gone though both slits. 它就不會穿過那兩個隙縫 [00:12.00]Agreed. What's your point? 沒錯 但你為什么要說這個? [00:14.100]There's no point. I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt. 沒什么 我只是覺得這個主意 可以用于設計T恤衫 [00:25.84]Excuse me. 請問 [00:26.96]Hang on. 等等 [00:30.88]Uh,one across is "aegean. " 橫1是Aegean (愛情海) [00:32.64]Eight down is "nabokov. " 26 across is "mcm. " 豎8是Nabokov (小說洛麗塔的作者) 橫26是MCM [00:37.24]14 down is... move your finger... 豎14是...手指挪開點 [00:38.00]"phylum" which makes 14 across "port-au-prince" Phylum (生物門類) 這樣一來橫14就是Port-au-Prince (太子港) [00:42.100]see,"papa doc's capitol idea," that's "port-au-prince. " 瞧 提示是"Papa doc的首都" (海地前總統(tǒng)) 所以是太子港 [00:47.00]Haiti. 海地的 [00:51.04]- Can I help you? - Yes. - 能為你效勞嗎? - 是的 [00:54.44]Um... is this the high-iq sperm bank? 這里是高智商精子銀行嗎? [01:01.20]If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here. 如果你這么問 也許你不該來這 [01:04.96]I think this is the place. 我想就是這沒錯了 [01:06.76]- Fill these out. - Thank you. - 把這個填一填 - 謝謝 [01:08.24]We'll be right back. 我們馬上好 [01:09.88]Oh,take your time. I'll just finish my crossword puzzle. 慢慢來 我還要玩填字游戲 [01:15.56]Oh,wait. 噢 慢著 [01:26.64]Leonard,I don't think I can do this. Leonard 我辦不到 [01:28.88]What,are you kidding? You're a semi-pro. 開玩笑? 你可是半職業(yè)人士 [01:33.92]No. We are committing genetic fraud. 不 我們這樣是詐騙 [01:35.00]There's no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high-iq offspring. Think about that. 我們沒法保證 生出來的一定是高智商小孩 [01:40.24]I have a sister with the same basic dna mix who hostesses at fuddruckers. 我姐姐跟我有一套相同的基本基因 她卻在Fuddrucker餐廳當服務生 [01:44.76]Sheldon,this was your idea. Sheldon 這可是你的主意啊 [01:47.08]A little extra money to get fractional t-1 bandwith in the apartment. 輕松賺點錢 就有錢能升級我們的網絡帶寬 [01:48.12]I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads. 我知道 我確實很渴望高速下載 [01:52.00]But there's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm. 但一些可憐的女人 會把希望寄托在我的精子上 [01:56.08]What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential 萬一生出來一個 連曲線下部的面積用積分還是微分算 [02:01.56]to solve the area under a curve? 都搞不清楚的小屁孩怎么辦? [02:03.28]I'm sure she'll still love him. 我想她還是會愛那個寶寶的 [02:06.96]I wouldn'T. 我不會 [02:07.20]Well,what do you want to do? 你想要怎樣? [02:10.64]- I want to leave. - Okay. - 我想要走 - 好吧 [02:13.16]What's the protocol for leaving? 離開時要怎么說呢? [02:13.72]I don't know- I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before. 我不知道 我可從沒有拒絕過提供精子的要求 [02:20.32]Let's try just walking out. 我們就直接走出去吧 [02:20.100]Okay. 好 [02:33.44]- Bye. - Bye. Nice meeting you. - 再見 - 再見 很高興認識你 [02:39.20]Are you still made about the sperm bank? 你還在為精子銀行的事生氣嗎? [02:39.64]No. 沒有 [02:43.96]You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs? 你想聽一件關于樓梯的趣事嗎? [02:45.24]Not really. 不是很想 [02:48.72]If the height of a single step 如果一階樓梯比普通的矮個2毫米 大部分人都會絆倒 [02:52.88]I don't care. 不關我事 [02:53.72]Two milli... that doesn't seem right. 2毫米? 不會吧 [02:55.68]No,it's true. I did a series of experiments when I was 12. 是真的 我12歲時做了一系列的實驗 [02:59.64]My father broke his clavicle. 我爸爸因此還跌斷了鎖骨 [03:02.12]Is that why they sent you to boarding school? 所以他們把你送去寄宿學校? [03:04.36]No. That was a result of my work with lasers. 不 那是因為我研究激光惹的事 [03:12.68]- new neighbor? - Evidently. - 新鄰居? - 顯然是 [03:16.96]Significant improvement over the old neighbor. 比上一任有了明顯可觀的改善 [03:19.24]200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes,she is. 那個200磅重還患有皮膚病的異裝癖? 噢 絕對是 [03:24.44]- Oh,hi. - Hi. - 嗨 - 嗨 [03:27.04]- Hi. - Hi. - 嗨 - 嗨 [03:28.28]- Hi. - Hi? - 嗨 - 嗨? [03:30.96]We don't mean to interrupt. We live across the hall. 我們不想打擾你 我們是住對面的鄰居 [03:34.24]Oh,that's nice. 啊 太好了 [03:36.92]Oh,no,uh,we don't live together. 噢不 我們不是同居 [03:39.76]I mean,we live together, but in separate, 我是說 雖然住在一起 但是在不同的... [03:43.44]heterosexual bedrooms. 直男房間里 [03:44.12]Oh. Okay,well,guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny. 那好吧 我是你們的新鄰居 我叫Penny [03:48.84]Oh. Leonard. Sheldon. 我是Leonard 他是Sheldon [03:48.40]- Hi. - Hi. - 嗨 - 嗨 [03:49.52]Hi. Hi. Hi. - 嗨 - 嗨 [03:54.44]Well,uh... oh,uh,welcome to the building. 歡迎你搬來 [03:58.76]Oh,thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime. 謝謝 有空一起喝個咖啡吧 [03:59.52]- Oh,great. - Great. - 噢 好啊 - 好啊 [04:01.40]- Great. - Great. - 好啊 - 好啊 [04:04.32]- Well,uh,bye. - Bye. - 那么 再見啦 - 再見 [04:08.40]- Bye. - Bye. - 再見 - 再見 [04:11.64]Should we have invited her for lunch? 我們應該邀請她共進午餐嗎? [04:12.20]No. We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica. 不 我們要看Battlestar Galactica第二季 (太空堡壘卡拉狄加) [04:18.28]We already watched the season two dvds. 我們已經看過第二季的DVD了 [04:20.52]Not with commentary. 那時候沒帶評論音軌一起看啊 [04:24.40]I think we should be good neighbors and invite her over, make her feel welcome. 我們應該做好鄰居 請她過來 讓她感受到我們對她的歡迎 [04:26.92]We never invited louie-slash-louise over. 我們從來沒請那個Louis還不Louise過來啊 [04:30.52]Well... and that was wrong of us. 那是我們不對 [04:34.28]We need to widen our circle. 我們要擴大社交圈 [04:35.56]I have a very wide circle. 我的社交圈很廣 [04:38.28]I have 212 friends on myspace. 我在MySpace上有212個朋友 [04:43.08]Yes,and you've never met one of them. 是的 但你從沒見過任何一個真人 [04:45.32]That's the beauty of it. 這正是它的美好之處 [04:48.92]I'm gonna invite her over. 我去請她過來 [04:51.52]We'll have a nice meal and... chat. 我們好好吃一餐 閑聊一下 [04:52.96]Chat? We don't chat. At least not offline. 閑聊? 我們不閑聊 至少不線下閑聊 [04:58.76]Well,it's not difficult. You just listen to what she says 不會很難的 你就聽她說 [05:02.24]and then you say something appropriate in response. 然后給一些適當?shù)幕貞秃昧? [05:06.96]To what end? 直到什么時候? [05:09.72]Hi. Again. 嗨 又是我們 [05:10.96]- Hi. - Hi. - 嗨 - 嗨 [05:15.00]Anyway,um... we brought home indian food. 我們買了些印度菜 [05:19.24]And,um... 那個... [05:18.76]I know that moving can be stressful, 我知道搬家會很累人 [05:22.64]and,and,I find that when I'm undergoing stress, 當我覺得很累的時候 [05:24.92]that good food and company can have a comforting effect. 吃頓好的 跟人聊聊天 會讓我放松很多 [05:27.88]Also, curry is a natural laxative, and I don't have to tell you, 此外 咖喱是天然的溫和瀉藥 [05:31.68]that,you know,a clean colon is just one less thing to worry about. 你也知道干凈的結腸 會讓你省去件煩心事 [05:39.84]Leonard,I'm no expert here, but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation, Leonard 雖然我不是專家 但我相信當你邀請人吃午飯的時候 [05:42.88]you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements. 最好省略關于腸部運動的話題 [05:45.04]Oh,you're inviting me over to eat? 你們是在邀我一起吃飯? [05:45.60]Uh... yes. 是啊 [05:47.72]Oh,that's so nice. I'd love to. 真是太好了 我很愿意 [05:50.08]Great. 很好 [05:51.84]So,what do you guys do for fun around here? 你們平時都玩什么呢? [05:55.36]Well,today we tried masturbating for money. 今天我們嘗試了靠手淫掙錢 [06:02.64]Our whole universe was in a hot,dense state * 宇宙是個大火爐 * [06:04.60]then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... wait! * 140億年前大爆炸 稍等 * [06:08.64]The earth began to cool the autotrophs began to drool, * 地球開始冷卻 生物開始繁衍 * [06:10.80]neanderthals developed tools we built the wall * 尼安得特爾人發(fā)明工具 我們建造墻瓦 * [06:14.36]we built the pyramids math,science,history, * 我們創(chuàng)造金字塔 數(shù)學 科學 歷史 * [06:16.96]unraveling the mystery that all started * 揭露奧秘 * [06:17.52]with a big bang bang! * 就從宇宙大爆炸開始! * [06:18.100]www.rrting.com [06:24.68]THE BIG BANG THEOTY Season 01 Episode 01 天才理論傳 第一季 第1集 [06:26.44]yourself at home. 請隨意 [06:27.40]Okay. Thank you. 謝謝 [06:31.08]You're very welcome. 不客氣 [06:35.04]This looks like some serious stuff. Leonard,did you do this? 這些看起來好深奧啊 Leonard 這是你寫的嗎? [06:37.64]Actually,that's my work. 實際上 那些是我做的 [06:40.72]Wow. 哇 [06:41.44]Yeah. Well,it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges. 就是些量子力學而已 邊上我隨便胡寫了一點弦理論 [06:48.92]That part there, that's just a joke. 那個部分 是開玩笑的 [06:49.48]It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation. 是我亂改的伯恩-奧本海默近似版 [06:52.20]So you're like one of those beautiful mind genius guys. 看來你是"美麗心靈"那部電影 里面的那種天才人物啊 [06:58.16]Yeah. 可以這么說 [06:59.44]This is really impressive. 好厲害啊 [07:02.12]I have a board. If you like boards, this is my board. 我也有塊紙板 如果你喜歡 這邊是我的紙板 [07:06.24]Holy smokes. 我的媽呀 [07:08.76]If by "holy smokes" you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff 如果你說的"我的媽呀" 指的是在麻省理工大學 [07:11.20]you can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure. 任何一個男生宿舍墻上都能看到的涂寫 那我想是的 [07:15.00]- What? - Come on. - 什么? - 得了吧 [07:17.32]Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit, broken-hearted"? 誰沒見過"我傷心地坐在這" 下面的微分演算啊? [07:21.72]At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the mathouome ct. 至少我不用自己發(fā)明26種量綱 才能讓演算成立 [07:25.68]I didn't invent them. They're there. 我沒有發(fā)明它們 它們本來就是存在的 [07:26.36]In what universe? 在哪個世界上存在啊? [07:27.36]In all of them- that is the point. 所有的世界里都存在 這正是關鍵 [07:29.28]Uh... do you guys mind if I start? 我可以開動了嗎? [07:30.64]Um... penny... Penny [07:33.88]that's where i sit. 你坐了我的座位 [07:38.80]So,sit next to me. 那你坐我旁邊嘛 [07:41.32]No... I sit there. 不行 我只坐那個座位 [07:44.80]- What's the difference? - What's the difference? - 有什么區(qū)別? - 有什么區(qū)別? [07:46.28]Here we go. 又來了 [07:46.04]In the winter,that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, 冬天 那個位置跟電暖爐之間的距離 正好能讓人保持溫暖 [07:51.96]and yet not so close as to cause perspiration in the summer, 而又不會太近導致出汗 [07:52.12]it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there 夏天 坐在這兒正好能吹到 從這個窗口到那個窗口對吹的風 [07:58.44]it faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, 而且這里對著電視的角度正好 [07:60.80]thus discouraging conversation, 既不會妨礙跟他人談話 [08:00.88]nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. 又不用把頭扭得太過去 以致造成視差畸變 [08:04.68]I could go on,but I think I've made my point. 我還能繼續(xù)解釋下去 但我想你應該明白了 [08:09.68]Do you want me to move? 你要我移開嗎? [08:12.40]- Well... - just sit somewhere else. - 嗯... - 你就坐到旁邊去吧 [08:17.52]Fine. 好吧 [08:34.40]Sheldon,sit! Sheldon 給我坐下! [08:39.20]Ah. 啊 [08:43.28]Well,this is nice. 這樣很不錯 [08:43.20]We don't have a lot of company over. 我們不是經常有朋友過來 [08:44.00]That's not true- koothrappali and wolowitz come over all the time. 你胡扯 Koothrappali和Wolowitz天天都來 [08:49.08]Yes,I know,but... 我知道 但... [08:50.32]tuesday night we played klingon boggle till 1:00 in the morning. 星期二晚上 我們玩Klingon拼字游戲到夜里1點 [08:50.44]Yeah,I remember. 是啦 我記得 [08:52.20]I resent you saying we don't have company. 我討厭你說我們沒有朋友 [08:55.16]- I'm sorry. - That has negative social implications. - 抱歉 - 那會產生消極的交際暗示 [08:54.88]I said I'm sorry! 我說了我很抱歉! [08:58.60]So... klingon boggle? Klingon拼字游戲是什么? [09:00.88]Yeah. It's like regular boggle,but... in klingon. 就像普通的拼字游戲 但是是Klingon語的 (星際迷航中外星武士一族的怪異語言) [09:08.08]That's probably enough about us. So,tell us about you. 不聊我們了 說說你的事吧 [09:10.84]Um... me? Okay. 我? 好啊 [09:15.04]I'm a sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. 我是人馬座的 這一點就很能說明我的個性啦 [09:18.52]Yes. It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion 是啊 它告訴我們你也是 迷信那種大眾文化妄想的一員 [09:20.52]that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth 你相信你出生時太陽的視位置 跟任意劃分的星群間的關系 [09:24.92]somehow affects your personality. 能以某種方式影響你的性格 [09:29.16]Participate in the what? 我相信什么? [09:33.44]I think what sheldon's trying to say is that sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess. 我想Sheldon是說 你第一眼看上去不像人馬座 [09:38.00]Oh,yeah. A lot of people think I'm a water sign. Penny: 對啊 很多人覺得我像水相星座 [09:39.84]Okay,let's see, what else. 讓我想想 還有什么 [09:41.32]Oh,I'm a vegetarian. Except for fish. 我是個素食者 嗯 魚除外 [09:43.80]And the occasional steak. I love steak! 偶爾我也吃牛排 我好愛牛排! [09:50.92]Well,that's interesting. Leonard can't process corn. 那真是有趣 Leonard不能消化玉米 [09:56.60]Well,uh,do you have some sort of a job? 你做什么工作呢? [09:60.20]Oh,yeah. I'm a waitress at the cheesecake factory. 我在"芝士蛋糕工廠"當女招待 [10:02.48]Oh... I love cheesecake. 我很喜歡芝士蛋糕 [10:05.84]You're lactose-intolerant. 你都不能忍受乳糖 [10:04.40]I don't eat it- I just think it's a good idea. 我不吃 不代表我不欣賞它 [10:09.72]Oh. Anyways,I'm also writing a screenplay. 不管怎樣 我還在寫劇本 [10:10.40]It's about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. From lincoln,nebraska, 是關于一個感情細膩的女孩 從內布拉斯加州Lincoln小鎮(zhèn)來到洛杉磯 [10:14.44]to be an actress and winds up a waitress at the cheesecake factory. 夢想成為演員 卻只能在芝士蛋糕工廠當女招待 [10:19.68]So,it's based on your life. 劇本是根據(jù)你的經歷改編的哦? [10:21.36]No,I'm from omaha. 不 我是從奧馬哈市來的 [10:28.00]Well,if that was movie, I would go see it. 如果真的拍成電影 我肯定會去看的 [10:30.52]I know,right? 我知道 故事不錯是吧? [10:32.16]Okay,let's see,what else... um... 我想想 還有什么? [10:34.32]guess that's about it. 好像差不多了 [10:37.24]That's the story of penny. 這就是Penny的故事 [10:39.16]Well,it sounds wonderful. 聽起來很棒啊 [10:42.16]It was. 以前是的 [10:42.36]Until I fell in love with a jerk! 直到我愛上了那個混球 [10:51.08]What's happening? 怎么了? [10:51.08]我不知道 [10:54.04]God,you know, four years I lived with him. 你知道嗎 我跟他同居了4年 [10:57.48]Four years- that's like as long as high school. 4年 跟高中一樣久了 [10:60.60]It took you four years to get through high school? 你花了4年才上完高中? [11:04.44]It just... I can't believe I trusted him. 我不敢相信我居然那么信任他 [11:11.52]Should I say something? I feel like I should say something. 我該說些什么嗎? 我覺得我該說些什么 [11:15.68]You? No,you'll only make it worse. 你? 千萬別 你只會讓事情變得更糟糕 [11:17.68]You want to know the most pathetic part? 你知道最可悲的是什么嗎? [11:17.56]Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts... 盡管我對他的謊言欺騙恨之入骨 [11:23.64]I still love him. 我還是愛著他 [11:23.100]Is that crazy? 是不是很瘋狂? [11:26.56]Yes. 是的 [11:30.96]No,it's not crazy. 不 那不是瘋狂 [11:32.04]It's uh... uh... it's a paradox. 你只是... 陷入一種矛盾 [11:35.96]Paradoxes are part of nature. 矛盾是我們天性的一部分 [11:36.96]Think about light. If you look at huygens, light is a wave, 你想想光 惠更斯認為光是一種波動 [11:40.24]as confirmed by the double - slit experiments, 雙縫實驗證明了這一論點 [11:41.100]but then along comes albert einstein and discovers that light behaves like particles,too. 但后來 愛因斯坦出現(xiàn)了 他發(fā)現(xiàn)光也具有粒子的表現(xiàn)特征 [11:51.88]Well,I didn't make it worse. 呃 我沒讓情況變得更糟 [11:55.68]I'm so sorry. I'm such a mess. 很抱歉 我真是一團糟 [11:56.24]On top of everything else, I'm all gross from moving and my stupid shower doesn't even work. 除了那些爛事 我搬家弄得一身臭汗 該死的淋浴還壞掉了 [12:00.04]Our shower works. 我們的淋浴房能用 [12:05.76]Really? Would it be totally weird if I used it? 真的? 我用你們的淋浴房 會不會很奇怪? [12:07.64]Yes. 會 [12:07.84]- No. - No? - 當然不會 - 不會? [12:08.76]- No. - No. - 不會 - 不會 [12:09.92]It's right down the hall. 就在廳后面 [12:12.52]Thanks. You guys are really sweet. 謝謝 你們真是大好人 [12:21.04]well,this is an interesting development. 真是有趣的進展啊 [12:28.20]How so? 為什么? [12:29.72]It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment. 已經有好長一段時間 沒有女人在我們的公寓里脫光了 [12:33.96]That's not true. Remember at thanksgiving my grandmother with alzheimer's had that episode? 不對吧 還記得感恩節(jié)我那阿茲海默癥 (老年癡呆)的奶奶病發(fā)鬧出的那一段嗎? [12:38.40]Point taken. It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off, 有道理 已經有好長一段時間 沒有女人在我們公寓里脫光 [12:44.12]after which we didn't want to rip our eyes out. 而且我們不會想摳出自己的眼睛! [12:47.68]The worst part was watching her carve that turkey. 看著她亂搞那只火雞 是最折磨人的 [12:50.64]So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here? 你到底希望達到什么目標呢? [12:54.44]Excuse me? 你說什么? [12:56.68]That woman in there is not going to have sex with you. 那個女孩不會跟你上床的 [12:59.48]Well,I'm not trying to have sex with her. 我不是想跟她上床 [12:60.72]Oh,good. Then you won't be disappointed. 很好 那你就不會失望了 [13:05.56]What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me? 你為什么認定她不會跟我上床? [13:07.52]I'm a male and she's a female. 我是男人 她是女人 [13:08.64]Yes,but not of the same species. 對 但你們不是一個種族的 [13:13.04]I'm not going to engage in hypotheticals here. 我不想跟你在這瞎猜 [13:15.24]I'm just trying to be a good neighbor. 我只是想當個好鄰居 [13:17.32]Oh,of course. 當然了 [13:19.80]That's not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop that I wouldn't participate. 但是如果真的要發(fā)展到肉體關系 我也不會拒絕的 [13:26.68]However briefly. 不管那有多短暫 [13:28.88]Do you think this possibility will be helped or hindered 你覺得讓她發(fā)現(xiàn)你的 "天行者Luke"無淚洗發(fā)水 [13:31.84]when she discovers your luke skywalker no-more-tears shampoo? 是會幫助還是阻礙你們的發(fā)展呢? [13:35.92]It's darth vader shampoo. 那是Darth Vader洗發(fā)液 (星球大戰(zhàn)中角色) [13:37.88]luke skywalker's the conditioner. "天行者Luke"是護發(fā)素 [13:44.20]Wait till you see this. 你們得看看這個 [13:45.12]It's fantastic, unbelievable. 超級贊 不可置信 [13:45.88]See what? 看什么? [13:49.28]It's a stephen hawking lecture from mit in 1974. 是施蒂芬-霍金于1974年 在麻省理工做的演講 [13:53.84]This isn't a good time. 現(xiàn)在不方便 [13:52.60]It's before he became a creepy computer voice. Leonard: 這是在他變成詭異的 電腦合成聲音之前的講座 [13:60.96]That's great. You guys have to go. 很好 你們得走了 [14:00.48]Why? 為什么? [14:03.76]It's just not a good time. 現(xiàn)在不方便啊 [14:02.08]Leonard has a lady over. Leonard有女人拜訪 [14:04.92]Yeah,right- your grandmother back in town? 這樣啊 你奶奶又進城了? [14:11.96]No. And she's not a lady. 不是什么女人的艷遇啦 [14:11.24]She's just a new neighbor. 只是我們的新鄰居 [14:15.56]Hang on,there really is a lady here? 你等等 這兒真有個女人? [14:17.80]Uh-huh. 沒錯 [14:17.84]And you want us out because you're anticipating coitus? 你要我們走 是因為你準備跟她交媾? [14:20.16]I'm not anticipating coitus. 我沒準備跟她交媾 [14:24.04]So she's available for coitus? 那她可以跟別人交媾? [14:23.12]Can we please just stop saying "coitus"? 能不能別用"交媾"這個詞? [14:27.12]Technically,that would be "coitus interruptus. " 用術語來說 就是交媾中止 [14:29.32]Hey,is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower...? 從泡浴換成淋浴 是不是有個開關? [14:32.88]Oh,hi. Sorry. Hello. 噢 很抱歉 你們好 [14:39.64]Enchant? mademoiselle. 很高興認識您 小姐 [14:43.00]Howard wolowitz caltech department of applied physics. 我是Howard Wolowitz 加州理工大應用物理系 [14:46.60]You may be familiar with some of my work. 你可能對我的工作成果有所了解 [14:46.64]It's currently orbiting jupiter's largest moon taking high-resolution digital photographs. 它現(xiàn)在正繞著木星最大的衛(wèi)星旋轉 拍攝高清數(shù)碼照片 [14:53.44]Penny. I work at the cheesecake factory. 我是Penny 我在芝士蛋糕工廠做侍應 [14:55.76]Come on,I'll show you the trick with the shower. 來吧 我告訴你開關在哪 [14:60.00]Bonne douche. Bonne douche! [14:60.68]I'M... I'm sorry? 你說什么? [15:03.72]It's french for "good shower. " 法語的"洗個痛快澡" [15:05.80]It's a sentiment I can express in six languages. 我能用六國語言表達這一祝愿 [15:07.52]Save it for your blog,howard. 留著在你的Blog上寫吧 Howard [15:12.44]細鐾純快澡 洗個痛快澡 (中文) [15:17.72]all right, there it goes. It sticks. I'm sorry. 這樣就行 開關卡住了 抱歉 [15:21.72]Okay,thanks. 好的 謝謝 [15:21.88]Reyou' welcome. Oh,you're just going to step right... okay,I'll... 不客氣 你只要向右... 好 我撤了 [15:24.92]- hey,leonard... - the hair products are sheldon'S. - Leonard - 那些洗發(fā)產品是Sheldon的 [15:28.92]Okay. 好的 [15:28.64]Um,can I ask you a favor? 我能麻煩你幫個忙嗎? [15:30.08]A favor? 幫忙? [15:33.56]Sure,you can ask me a favor. I would do you a favor for you. 你當然可以要我?guī)兔?我很樂意幫你忙 [15:37.76]It's okay if you say no. 你不答應也沒事 [15:38.16]Oh,I'll probably say yes. 噢 我應該會答應的 [15:40.48]It's just not the kind of thing you ask a guy you just met. 這不是那種 你會請剛認識的人幫的忙 [15:45.84]Wow. 哇 [15:55.44]I really think we should examine the chain of causality here. 我們得回顧下這起事件的前因后果 [15:58.12]Must we? 一定要嗎? [15:58.44]Event a- a beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. 事件A: 一個美女在我們的浴室裸體 [16:03.92]Event b- we drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set 事件B: 我們開車穿越整個小鎮(zhèn) 就為了搬臺電視機回來 [16:06.80]from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend. 目的地就在剛剛提到的美女的前男友家 [16:08.28]Query- on what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events? 提問: 這兩件事之間 存在任何甚至半理性的關聯(lián)嗎? [16:13.72]She asked me to do her a favor,sheldon. 因為Penny請我?guī)蛡€忙 Sheldon [16:17.68]Ah,yes. Well,that may be the proximal cause of our journey, 是啊 那也許是最近似可能的起因了 [16:19.52]but we both know it only exists in contradistinction to the higher level distal cause. 但我們都知道 它和更高級的末端起因截然不同 [16:25.92]Which is? 那是什么意思? [16:26.64]You think with your penis. 你用你的老二思考 [16:28.52]That's a biological impossibility. 這在生理上是不可能的 [16:29.60]And you didn't have to come. 你也不一定要來啊 [16:32.00]Oh,right,yes,I could have stayed behind and watch wolowitz try to hit on penny in russian, arabic and farsi. 對 我可以留在家里看著Wolowitz 試圖用俄語 阿拉伯語及波斯語搭訕Penny [16:38.40]Why can't she get her own tv? 她為什么不能自己去拿? [16:39.96]Come on,you know how it is with breakups. 你知道分手這種事啦 [16:41.60]No,I don'T... and neither do you. 不 我不知道 你也不知道 [16:42.28]I broke up with joyce kim. 什么啊 我跟Joyce Kim分過手 [16:46.56]You did not break up with joyce kim. She defected to north korea. 你才沒有和Joyce Kim分手 是她跑到韓國去了 [16:48.92]To mend her broken heart. 為了修復她受傷的心靈 [16:54.52]This situation is much less complicated. 現(xiàn)在這情況更加復雜 [16:56.80]There's some kind of dispute between penny and her ex-boyfriend as to who gets custody of the tv. Penny和她前男友不能達成一致 究竟電視機該歸誰 [17:02.04]She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him. 她不想再和他當面爭執(zhí) [17:05.52]So we get to have a scene with him? 所以我們去和他當面爭執(zhí)? [17:06.56]No,sheldon,there's not going to be a scene. Sheldon 根本不會有爭執(zhí) [17:07.96]There's two of us and one of him. 我們兩人 他一人 [17:09.68]Leonard,the two of us can't even carry a tv. Leonard 我們倆加起來都抗不動一臺電視 [17:16.52]So,you guys work with leonard and sheldon at the university? 你們跟Leonard和Sheldon一起在學校做事? [17:22.84]Um,I'm sorry. Do you speak english? 不好意思 你會說英語嗎? [17:25.96]Oh,he speaks english. Hecaust jn't speak to women. 他會 只是不能跟女人說 [17:31.76]Really? Why? 真的? 為什么? [17:32.96]He's kind of a nerd. 因為他是個書呆子 [17:35.60]Juice box? 盒裝果汁? (諧音G-Spot 即高潮快點) [17:42.76]I'll do the talking. Man: 我來跟他理論 [17:45.84]Yeah? 誰? [17:46.40]Uh,hi,I'm leonard, this is sheldon. 嗨 我是Leonard 他是Sheldon [17:48.60]- Hello. - Let'S... - 你好 - 我... [17:50.24]uh,we're here to pick up penny's tv. 我們來拿Penny的電視 [17:54.40]Get lost. 滾 [17:55.24]Okay,thanks for you time. 好的 打攪你了 [17:57.16]We're not going to give up just like that. 我們不能就這么放棄 [17:58.04]Leonard,the tv's in the building. Leonard 電視在這樓里 [17:60.92]We have been denied access to the building- ergo,we are done. 他不放我們進去 我們沒轍 [18:03.92]Excuse me. 不好意思 [18:03.64]If I were to give up on the first little hitch I never would have been able to identify the fingerprints 如果我第一次受挫就放棄 我就永遠不可能在大爆炸理論提出后 [18:07.12]of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang. 發(fā)現(xiàn)關于弦理論的蛛絲馬跡 [18:10.60]My apologies. What's your plan? 我道歉 你打算怎么做? [18:27.24]It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work. 看到你如此專注工作 真是種榮幸 [18:30.52]Come on,we have a combined iq of 360. 來吧 我們倆智商加起來有360 [18:33.20]We should be able 我們絕對能夠想辦法進入這蠢樓 [18:42.88]what do you think their combined iq is? 你覺得她倆智商加起來多少? [18:43.04]Just grab the door! 快去留住門! [18:46.48]This is it. 就是這 [18:50.60]I'll do the talking. 我來跟他理論 [18:49.96]Good thinking. I'll just be the muscle. 好主意 我用武力威懾 [18:59.60]Yeah? 什么事? [19:00.96]I'm leonard, this is sheldon. 我是Leonard 他是Sheldon [19:03.56]From the intercom. 剛剛在對講機上的 [19:06.80]How the hell did you get in the building? 他媽的你們怎么進來的? [19:07.92]Uh... we're scientists. 我們是科學家 [19:13.44]Tell him about our iq. 告訴他我們的智商 [19:29.48]- Leonard... - what? - Leonard - 什么? [19:30.88]My mom bought me those pants. 那條褲子是我媽給我買的 [19:32.68]I'm sorry. 真抱歉 [19:32.60]You're going to have to call her. 你得給她打電話 [19:39.40]Sheldon,I am so sorry I dragged you through this. Sheldon 真對不起把你也扯進來了 [19:42.84]It's okay. It wasn't my first pantsing and it won't be my last. 沒關系 這不是我第一次掉褲子了 也不會是最后一次 [19:46.24]And you were right about my motives. 你說得對 關于我的動機 [19:46.60]I was hoping to establish a relationship with penny that might have someday led to sex. 我是指望著能跟Penny建立某種關系 并最終發(fā)展成肉體關系 [19:55.96]Well,you got me out of my pants. 你倒是成功地脫下了我的褲子 [19:59.80]Anyway,I've learned my lesson. 無論如何 我得到了教訓 [19:60.80]She's out of my league, I'm done with her. 我配不上她 我放棄了 [20:02.60]Got my work,one day I'll win the nobel prize and then I'll die alone. 我有工作 有一天我會贏得諾貝爾獎 然后孤老死去 [20:05.24]Don't think like that. You're not going to die alone. 別那么想 你不會孤老而死 [20:08.44]Thank you,sheldon. You're a good friend. 謝謝你 Sheldon 你真是個好朋友 [20:13.48]And you're certainly not going to win a nobel prize. 你當然也沒可能贏諾貝爾獎 [20:18.36]This is one of my favorite places to kick back after a quest. 這里是我最喜歡的探險后休息的地方 [20:21.88]They have a great house ale. 他家的啤酒很好喝 [20:23.92]Wow,a cool tiger. 好酷的老虎 [20:25.88]Yeah,I've had him since level ten. 是的 我從10級開始就養(yǎng)它了 [20:26.68]His name is buttons. 它叫扣扣 [20:29.44]Anyway,if you had your own game character we could hang out, maybe go on a quest. 如果你也有自己的在線游戲人物 我們可以一起玩玩 一起探險 [20:34.12]Sounds interesting. 聽上去挺有趣 [20:36.60]So you'll think about it? 那么 你會想想這個提議啦? [20:38.68]Oh,I don't think I'll be able to stop thinking about it. 我想這個點子會讓我思考許久的 [20:42.16]Smooth. 干得漂亮 [20:48.36]We're home. 我們回來了 [20:48.32]Oh,my god,what happened? 老天啊 發(fā)生了什么事? [20:51.20]Well,your ex-boyfriend sends his regards and I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory. 你前男友讓我們跟你帶聲問候 其他的我想應該夠一目了然了 [20:55.84]I'm so sorry. 我真抱歉 [20:56.24]I really thought if you guys went instead of me he wouldn't be such an ass. 我真的以為如果你們替我去 他不會表現(xiàn)那么混蛋 [20:60.36]No,it was a valid hypothesis. 挺充分的假設 [21:02.56]That was a valid...? What is happening to you? 挺充分的假...? 你怎么了? [21:05.96]Really... thank you so much for going and trying. 說真的 太謝謝你們幫我跑這一趟了 [21:09.72]You're so terrific. 你們真是大好人 [21:14.56]Really. 真的 [21:15.92]Why don't you get some clothes on, I'll get my purse, and dinner is on me,okay? 你們穿上衣服 我去拿錢包 今晚我請客 好吧? [21:18.72]- Really? Great. - Thank you. - 真的嗎? 太好了! - 謝謝 [21:25.68]You're not done with her,are you? 你還沒放棄 是吧? [21:30.40]Are babies will be smart and beautiful. 我們的小孩肯定又聰敏又漂亮 [21:35.24]Not to mention imaginary. 而且還是想象出來的 [21:44.32]- *with you,penny? - Sure. - Penny 你能吃泰國菜嗎? - 可以啊 [21:46.100]We can't have thai food- we had indian for lunch. 我們不能吃泰國菜 中午已經吃了印度菜 [21:49.28]So? 所以? [21:49.88]They're both curry-based cuisines. 它們都是以咖喱為主的菜系 [21:53.24]So? 所以? [21:53.92]It would be gastronomically redundant. 那會造成"腸胃不能承受之腹瀉" [21:56.12]I can see we're going to have to spell out everything for this girl. 我發(fā)現(xiàn)我們什么都得幫她解釋清楚 [21:58.24]Any ideas,raj? Raj 你有什么主意嗎? [22:03.52]Uh,turn left on lake street and head up to colorado. 在Lake街左轉 朝Colorado開 [22:04.48]I know a wonderful little sushi bar that has karaoke. 那邊有個帶卡拉OK的壽司吧 [22:09.76]That sounds like fun. 好像很好玩 [22:10.40]Baby,baby,don't get hooked on me * 寶貝 寶貝 不要被我迷上 * [22:17.68]oh,baby,baby,don't get hooked on me... * 寶貝 寶貝 不要被我迷上 * [22:24.64]I don't know what your odds are in the world as a whole, 我不知道按整個世界算 你追她成功的機率有多大 [22:26.32]but as far as the population of this car goes, 但就這輛車里的人來講 [22:26.08]you're a veritable mack daddy. 你絕對是名副其實的萬人迷 [22:32.00]天才理論傳 第一季 第1集 完

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