生活大爆炸第一季第三集和penny約會事件

[00:00.00] [00:01.00]魔獸中... [00:12.24]all right,just a few more feet. And... 非常好 再前進幾步... [00:15.44]here we are,gentlemen,the gates of elzebob. 準(zhǔn)備好 先生們 Elzebob大門到了 [00:18.16]Good lord. 上帝啊 [00:21.32]Don't panic. This is what the last 97 hours have been about. 別慌 堅持97小時的戰(zhàn)斗就為了這一刻 [00:22.88]Stay frosty. There's a horde of armed goblins 待著別動 一群裝備武器的地精 [00:26.28]on the other side of that gate guarding the sword of asaroth. 正在門的另一邊 守衛(wèi)著艾辛諾斯之刃 [00:30.52]Warriors,unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders,raise your wands. 戰(zhàn)士們 拔出你們的武器 法師們 舉起你們的魔杖 [00:32.16]Lock and load. 準(zhǔn)備好了 [00:33.76]Raj,blow the gates. Raj 推開大門 [00:35.48]Blowing the gates. 推開大門 [00:39.80]Control,shift... Control Shift... [00:42.80]b! B! [00:45.64]oh,my god,so many goblins! 天啊 那么多地精! [00:46.48]Don't just stand there,slash and move,slash and move! 別傻站在那里 向前開路! 向前開路! [00:49.52]Stay in formation! 保持陣形! [00:51.12]Leonard,you got one on your tail. Leonard 有個敵人在你背后 [00:53.76]That's all right,my tail's prehensile- - I'll swat him off. 沒事 我腦后長眼著呢 我會干掉他的 [00:54.32]I got him,leonard. 我打中他了 Leonard [00:56.72]Tonight I spice my mead with goblin blood. 今晚我要用那地精的血來祭酒 [00:59.80]Raj,no,it's a trap! They're flanking us! Raj 不要 這是個陷阱! 他們在夾擊我們! [01:03.68]He's got me! 我被打中了! [01:03.60]Sheldon,he's got raj. Use your sleep spell! Sheldon 他打中Raj了 快用你的催眠咒! [01:06.40]Sheldon... sheldon? Sheldon Sheldon? [01:09.92]I've got the sword of asaroth! 我拿到了艾辛諾斯之刃! [01:11.40]Forget the sword,sheldon,help raj! 別管劍了 Sheldon 快救Raj! [01:14.88]There is no more sheldon. 我不再是Sheldon了 [01:15.40]I am the sword master! 我是劍圣! [01:18.28]Leonard,look out! Leonard 當(dāng)心! [01:20.12]Damn it,man,we're dying here! 該死 我們快不行了! [01:19.76]Good - bye,peasants! 再見了 土人們! [01:24.52]the bastard teleported! 那混蛋走了! [01:25.48]He's selling the sword of asaroth on ebay. 他在ebay上出售那把艾辛諾斯之刃 [01:29.28]You betrayed us for money? Who are you? 你為了錢背叛我們? 你怎么這樣? [01:33.04]I'm a rogue night elf. Don't you people read character descriptions? 我是暗夜精靈盜賊 你們沒有讀過角色介紹嗎? [01:37.60]Wait,wait,wait! Somebody just clicked "buy it now. 等等! 有人點擊了"立即購買" [01:38.76]" I am the sword master! 我是劍圣! [01:45.76]Our whole universe was in a hot,dense state * 宇宙是個大火爐 * [01:47.64]then nearly 14 billion years * 140億年前大爆炸 哦稍等 * [01:50.64]go expansion started... wait! [01:51.72]The earth began to cool the autotrophs began to drool, * 地球開始冷卻 生物開始繁衍 * [01:55.96]neanderthals developed tools * 尼安得特爾人發(fā)明工具* [01:55.68]we built the wall * 我們建造墻瓦 * [01:56.44]we built the pyramids * 我們創(chuàng)造金字塔 數(shù)學(xué) 科學(xué) 歷史 * [01:57.40]math, science,history, unraveling the mystery * 揭露奧秘 * [01:59.32]that all started with a big bang bang! * 就從宇宙大爆炸開始! * [02:01.84]www.rrting,com [02:04.00] 天才理論傳 第一季 第3集 [02:06.92]Ooh,I'm all sweaty. Anybody want to log on to second life and go swimming? 哦 我身上都是汗 誰想再進入游個泳? [02:10.08]I just built a virtual pool. 我剛建了個虛擬游泳池 [02:14.32]No. I can't look at you or your avatar right now. 不 我現(xiàn)在不想看見你或是你的獸身 [02:22.80]sounds like your neighbor's home. 好像是隔壁的聲音 [02:24.80]Excuse me. 失陪 [02:25.32]Don't forget the mail you took accidentally on purpose 別忘了帶上你"無意"拿到的信件 [02:27.56]so you'd have an excuse to talk to her. 這樣你就有借口跟她說話了 [02:30.32]Oh,right,right,right,right. 噢 對 對 [02:31.100]Stealing snail mail- - 偷竊信箱郵件 很老套的方法 我喜歡 [02:36.92]Penny,the mailman,did it again... he... oh,sorry. Penny 郵差又... 哦 抱歉 [02:40.32]Um,oh,hi,leonard. This is doug. 嗨 Leonard 這是Doug [02:43.92]Doug,this is my neighbor leonard. Doug 這是我鄰居Leonard [02:43.64]What's up,bro? 有事嗎 老兄? [02:48.12]Not much... 沒什么... [02:52.68]bro. 老兄 [02:52.24]Is everything okay? 一切還好吧? [02:54.72]Yeah,no,I just... I got your mail again. Here. 是啊 我只是... 我又錯拿了你的信 給你 [02:57.20]Thank you. I've got to talk to that mailman. 謝謝 我得和郵差說說了 [02:60.00]Oh,no,that's probably not such a good idea. 不 這主意不怎么好 [03:04.24]You know,civil servants have a documented propensity to,you know,snap,so... 人民公仆總是非常容易...動粗 [03:09.32]okay. Well,thank you again. 好吧 還是謝謝你 [03:11.64]No problem. Bye. 沒問題 再見 [03:12.68]Oh,and bye... bro. 哦 再見...老兄 [03:23.72]Penny for your thoughts. 呆呆地在想什么呢? (此諺語中正好有Penny一詞) [03:28.84]What's the matter? 怎么回事? [03:27.96]I'm fine. Penny's fine. 我很好 Penny也很好 [03:32.44]The guy she's kissing is really fine. 和她接吻的家伙也很好 [03:35.88]Kissing,what kind of kissing? Cheeks? 接吻 哪一種? 臉頰? 嘴唇? 情人? 朋友? [03:38.00]What is wrong with you? 你什么毛病啊? [03:43.64]I'm a romantic. 我是個浪漫主義者 [03:46.28]Please don't tell me that your hopeless infatuation is devolving into pointless jealousy. 別告訴我你不可救藥的迷戀 發(fā)展成了無意義的嫉妒 [03:51.04]I'm not jealous. I'm just a little concerned for her. 我不是嫉妒 只是有點擔(dān)心她 [03:54.52]I didn't like the look of the guy that she was with. 我不怎么喜歡那家伙的長相 [03:56.68]Because he looks better than you? 因為他長得比你帥氣? [03:57.08]Yeah. 是啊 [03:60.48]He was kind of dreamy. 可以說是夢幻般的外形 [04:04.40]Well,at least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted, 只是你現(xiàn)在還能從燃燒的廢墟里 [04:07.08]olsmdering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her 找回裝滿對她美妙幻想的黑匣子 [04:08.60]and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain. 好好分析下數(shù)據(jù) 你就不會再墜入"呆子谷" [04:15.64]I di. Greesa love is not a sprint,it's a marathon- - 我反對 愛情不是短跑 而是馬拉松 [04:17.36]a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms... 永不放棄地追逐 直到她最終投入你的懷抱 [04:22.40]or hits you with the pepper spray. 或是用防狼噴霧劑噴你 [04:28.68]No,I'm done with penny. 不 我和Penny結(jié)束了 [04:29.16]I'm going to be more realistic and go after someone my own speed. 我要更現(xiàn)實些 去追求合我拍的人 [04:32.40]Like who? 比如誰? [04:34.20]I don't know... olivia geiger. 不知道... Olivia Geiger [04:34.60]The dietician at the cafeteria with the limp and the lazy eye? 自助餐廳里那個有點跛 還有弱視的營養(yǎng)學(xué)家? [04:41.28]Yeah. 是的 [04:42.08]Oh,I don't think you have a shot there. 哦 我看你沒戲 [04:45.48]I have noticed that leslie winkle recently started shaving her legs. 我注意到Leslie Winkle 最近在刮她的腿毛 [04:49.76]Now given that winter is coming, 既然冬天都已經(jīng)到了 [04:50.48]one can only assume she's signaling sexual availability. 只能說明她是在暗示 她可以作為做愛對象 [04:53.12]I don't know. You guys work in the same lab. 我不清楚 你們在同一個實驗室 [04:55.72]So? 所以呢? [04:56.56]There are pitfalls. Trust me,I know. 這有隱患 相信我 我清楚 [04:60.04]When it comes to sexual harassment law,I'm a bit of a self taught expert. 說到性騷擾的相關(guān)法律 我可是自學(xué)而成的專家 [05:07.64]Look,howard,if I were to ask leslie winkle out,it would just be for dinner. Howard 如果我要約Leslie Winkle出去 也只是吃頓飯 [05:11.84]I'm not going to walk into the lab,ask her to strip naked and dance for me. 我不會去實驗室 要她為我跳脫衣舞 [05:16.52]Oh,then you're probably okay. 哦 那你就沒事了 [05:22.48]Hello,leslie. 嗨 Leslie [05:23.80]Hi,leonard. 嗨 Leonard [05:22.36]Leslie,I would like to propose an experiment... Leslie 我建議做個實驗... [05:25.04]- goggles,leonard. - Right. - 戴上眼鏡 Leonard - 好吧 [05:29.52]Leslie,I would like p toropose an experiment. Leslie 我建議做個實驗 [05:30.72]Hang on. 等一下 [05:32.52]I'm trying to see how long it takes a 500 - kilowatt oxygen iodine laser 我想試試一個500千瓦氧碘激光器 [05:35.72]to heat up my cup a' noodles. 得花多久把我的杯裝泡面加熱 [05:39.16]I've done it. About two seconds. 2. 6 for minestrone. 我試過 大概2秒 蔬菜湯花2.6秒 [05:47.72]anyway,I was thinking more of a bio- social exploration with a neuro- chemical overlay. 總之 我在考慮來個生物學(xué)的社交探索 結(jié)合神經(jīng)化學(xué)方面的專家知識 [05:54.28]Wait,are you asking me out? 等等 你約我出去? [05:58.96]I was going to characterize it as the modification of our colleague- slash- friendship paradigm 我認為是改變我們 同事/友誼關(guān)系的范例 [06:03.08]with the addition of a date like component, 外加個約會作為補充成分 [06:04.64]but we don't need to quibble over terminology. 但我們不需要一直說術(shù)語 [06:09.32]What sort of experiment would you propose? 你計劃做怎樣的實驗? [06:10.48]There's a generally accepted pattern in this area. 這個領(lǐng)域有種普遍接受的模式 [06:13.60]I would pick you up,take you to a restaurant. 我去接你 帶你去餐廳 [06:17.12]Then we would see a movie, 接著我們可以看場電影 [06:18.04]probably a romantic comedy featuring the talents of hugh grant or sandra bullock. 也許一部休·格蘭特或桑德拉·布洛克 天才演繹的浪漫輕喜劇 [06:24.40]Interesting. 有意思 [06:25.68]And would you agree that the primary way we would evaluate 你是否同意 我們評價約會成敗的依據(jù) [06:28.00]either the success or failure of the date would be based 是基于離別之吻時的化學(xué)反應(yīng)? [06:28.56]on the biochemical reaction during the good night kiss? [06:32.72]Heart rate,pheromones,etc. Yes. 心跳率 生化信息素等等 的確 [06:35.60]Why don't we just stipulate that the date goes well and move to the key variable? 我們干嘛不假定約會很順利 直接進行關(guān)鍵的有變數(shù)的部分? [06:39.76]You mean kiss you now? 你意思是現(xiàn)在就吻你? [06:41.00]Yes. 是的 [06:41.88]Can you define the parameters of the kiss? 你怎么定義吻的參數(shù)嗎? [06:42.72]Close - mouthed but romantic. Mint? 嘴唇的親密度還有浪漫度 要薄荷嗎? [06:44.12]Thank you. 謝謝 [06:54.84]shall I count down from three? 我數(shù)三下? [06:53.20]No,I think it needs to be spontaneous. 不 我覺得應(yīng)該自然點 [07:05.32]What do you think? 感覺怎么樣? [07:06.16]You proposed the experiment. I think you should present your findings first. 你提出的實驗方案 該由你先說說實驗的發(fā)現(xiàn) [07:10.12]Fair enough. 很公平 [07:10.88]On the plus side,it was a good kiss. 從正面講 這個吻很不錯 [07:14.40]Reasonable technique,no extraneous spittle. 合理的技術(shù) 沒有多余的唾沫 [07:18.72]On the other hand,no arousal. 另一方面講 沒什么感覺 [07:19.52]- None? - None. - 沒感覺? - 沒有 [07:25.48]Well,thank you for your time. 呃 很感謝你抽出時間 [07:28.56]Thanyok U. 謝謝你 [07:33.32]None at all? 一點感覺都沒? [07:38.64]Sheldon,if you were a robot,and I knew and you didn'T... ... Sheldon 如果你是機器人 我知道但你自己不知道... [07:48.12]would you want me to tell you? 你希望我告訴你嗎? [07:49.64]That depends. 看情況 [07:53.76]When I learn that I'm a robot... 當(dāng)我得知我是機器人... [07:55.88]will I be able to handle it? 我有能力承受嗎? [07:60.72]Maybe- - although the history of science fiction is not on your side. 也許吧 雖然歷來的科幻小說 都不能茍同這點 [08:04.00]Okay,uh,let me ask you this- - 好吧 我來問你 [08:07.00]when I learn that I'm a robot, 當(dāng)我得知我是機器人 [08:09.92]would I be bound by asimov's three laws of robotics? 我要受限于阿西莫夫的"機器人三定律"嗎? [08:12.24]You might be bound by them right now. 你可能現(xiàn)在就受限哦 [08:20.96]That's true. 就是啊 [08:19.56]Have you ever harmed a human being 你傷害過人類嗎? [08:21.76]or through inaction allowed a human being to come to harm? 或任人受傷而袖手旁觀? [08:24.80]Of course not. 當(dāng)然沒有 [08:24.88]Have you ever harmed yourself or allowed yourself to be harmed except in cases 除非在他人危險的情況下 你會傷害自己 [08:26.80]where a human being would have been endangered? 或容忍自己被傷害嗎? [08:31.48]Well,no. 呃 沒有 [08:32.48]I smell robot. 我聞到機器人的味道了 (以上問題均出自"機器人三定律") [08:35.96]Hey,what's going on? 嘿 過得怎么樣? [08:37.56]Internet's been down for half an hour. 互聯(lián)網(wǎng)癱瘓半個小時了 [08:43.76]Also,sheldon may be a robot. 還有 Sheldon可能是機器人 [08:45.12]So how'd it go with leslie? 和Leslie怎么樣啦? [08:50.40]Oh,we tried kissing,but the earth didn't move. 哦 我們試著接吻 但地球沒轉(zhuǎn) [08:53.24]I mean,any more than the 383 miles that it was going to move anyway. 我是說 比地球原來轉(zhuǎn)的383英里要更多 [08:60.00]Oh,I've seen that look before. 哦 我以前看過他這表情 [09:02.08]This is just going to be two weeks of moping 未來兩周 他將不停地拖地 [09:04.96]and tedious emo songs 哼唱乏味的情感核歌曲 [09:05.44]and calling me to come down to pet stores to look at cats. 要我下去寵物商店看貓 [09:11.96]I don't know if I can take it. 我不知道撐不撐得住 [09:13.08]You could power down. 你可以關(guān)掉自己的電源 [09:18.00]Well,as usual,wolowitz has the solution. 一如既往 Wolowitz會有解決辦法的 [09:23.52]I happen to know a place where there are plenty of eligible women 我碰巧知道個好地方 有很多符合條件的女士 [09:25.32]and leonard could have his pick. Leonard可以任意選 [09:36.12]remember the latin hips. 記住拉丁舞的技巧 [09:38.44]Shoulders stay still,and... we sway. 肩膀挺直 然后搖擺 [09:47.04]One,two,three... ... 一 二 三... [09:50.08]five,six,seven. 五 六 七 [09:52.08]I think mrs. Tishman's got her eye on you. Tishman女士一直盯著你呢 [09:56.88]I've been there. You're in for a treat. 我有過經(jīng)驗 你會喜歡的 [10:04.68]She said,"you don't know me" "她說 你不了解我" [10:08.44]doyou "n't even care" "你甚至不在乎" [10:14.40]oh,yeah... "哦 耶" [10:15.96]oh,good lord. 哦 上帝 [10:17.76]She said,"you don't know me" "她說 你不了解我" [10:19.24]"you don't wear my chains" "你不戴我送你的項鏈" [10:25.00]oh,yeah. God,that's a good song. "哦 耶" 天啊 這歌真棒 [10:31.84]If you're compiling a mix cd for a double suicide. 當(dāng)然 如果這是你為雙重自殺混合錄制的CD [10:35.28]Oh,I hope that scratching post is for you. 我希望那"貓抓柱"是你自己用的 [10:38.24]I know what you're thinking. I've taken your asthma into account. 我知道你在想什么 你的哮喘病我有考慮在內(nèi) [10:41.52]There's a feline geneticist in san diego 圣地亞哥有個研究貓科的遺傳學(xué)家 [10:44.28]who's developed the cutest little hypoallergenic calicos. 培育了一種超可愛的低變應(yīng)原小貓 [10:47.60]Leonard,listen to me... Leonard 聽我說... [10:48.56]I've been thinking about names. 我在想給它起什么名字 [10:47.12]I'm kind of torn between einstein,newton and sergeant fuzzy boots. 在愛因斯坦 牛頓和毛靴中士之間猶豫 [10:52.44]Leonard,do you really think you can satisfy your need Leonard 你真認為養(yǎng)一只轉(zhuǎn)基因貓 [10:54.20]for a relationshh witip a genetically altered cat? 可以滿足你的感情需要嗎? [10:58.84]Maybe. 也許 [10:60.64]If it's a cute,little,cuddly cat. 一只讓人愛不釋手的可愛小貓 [11:02.04]Oh,come on. Leonard... 得了吧 Leonard... [11:07.84]this is obviously about penny. 這都是因為Penny吧 [11:10.28]It doesn't matter. 沒所謂 [11:12.60]The woman's not interested in me. The woman rejected me. 她對我不感興趣 拒絕了我 [11:15.20]Okay,look,I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with penny 聽著 我認為你能跟Penny做愛的幾率 [11:21.92]as the hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is a little man 跟哈勃太空望遠鏡發(fā)現(xiàn)在每個黑洞中央 [11:26.56]with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker. 都有個小人在用閃光燈 尋找斷路器的幾率一樣大 [11:33.32]Nevertheless, 盡管如此 [11:35.16]I do feel obligated to point out to you that she did not reject you. 我還是有責(zé)任向你指出 她并沒有拒絕你 [11:39.72]You did not ask her out. 你從沒邀請她去約會 [11:43.88]You're right. 你說的對 [11:44.40]I didn't ask her out. I should ask her out. 我沒請她約會過 我該去請她約會 [11:46.48]No,no,now that was not my point. 不不不 重點不是這個 [11:49.16]My point was don't buy a cat. 重點是 不要養(yǎng)貓 [11:51.92]No,but you're right. 不 你是對的 [11:54.04]I should march over there and ask her out. 我該過去請她約會 [11:56.68]Oh,goody,we're getting a cat. 天 我們要養(yǎng)貓了 [12:01.48]Uh... no. 啊...不 [12:06.96]Oh,hey,leonard. 你好 Leonard [12:07.60]Good afternoon,penny. So,hi... hey. 下午好 Penny 嗨 你好 [12:11.92]Uh... 呃... [12:12.32]I was wondering if you had plans for dinner. 你約了人吃飯嗎? [12:14.24]Uh,you mean dinner tonight? 今晚的飯? [12:19.80]There is an inherent ambiguity in the word "dinner. "飯"這個詞本身就意思含糊 [12:20.28]" Technically it refers to the largest meal of the day whenever it's consumed. 嚴格說來它所指的是一日的主餐 可以是午餐或晚餐 [12:25.32]So to clarify here,by dinner I mean supper. 為了說清楚 我指的是晚飯 [12:26.68]- Supper? - Or dinner. - 晚飯? - 就是吃飯啦 [12:30.80]I was thinking 6:30 if you can go. Or a different time. 如果你有空 6點半行嗎? 或者其他你方便的時間 [12:32.48]Uh,6:30's great. 6點半可以啊 [12:35.88]Really? 真的? [12:36.80]Great. 太好了 [12:39.92]Yeah,I like hanging out with you guys. 我喜歡跟你們一起玩 [12:40.60]Us guys? 我們? [12:41.96]Yeah,you know,sheldon,howard,raj. Who all's coming? 對 Sheldon Howard Raj 他們都一起吧? [12:46.12]They... might all be there. 他們...可能都會去吧 [12:50.56]Or a subset of them might be there. 或者他們中的有些人可能去 [12:54.76]Algebraically speaking,there are too many unknowns. 從代數(shù)角度看 太多未知數(shù)了 [12:56.24]For example,sheldon had quiznos for lunch. 比如 Sheldon中午吃了Quizno三明治 [12:59.20]Sometimes he finds that filling,other times he doesn'T. 有時他覺得吃那個飽 有時候不覺得 [12:60.04]It's no fault of quiznos- - they have a varied menu. 這不是店家的錯 他們的菜單很豐盛 [13:05.48]Okay,whatever. It sounds like fun. 好吧 無所謂啦 聽起來挺有意思的 [13:09.48]Great. Did we say a time? 很好 我們約時間了嗎? [13:10.28]6:30. 6點半 [13:10.72]- And that's still good for you? - It's fine. - 你確定那時有空? - 對 [13:14.92]- 'Cause it's not carved in stone. - No,6:30's great. - 不是刻在石板上非得那時去哦 - 6點半正好 [13:16.76]I'll get my chisel. 我去拿鑿子 [13:20.08]Why? 為什么? [13:22.28]To... carve the... I'll see you at 6:30. 去刻在石...6點半見 [13:36.28]How do I look? 我看起來如何? [13:43.40]Could you be more specific? 你能說具體一點嗎? [13:48.68]Can you tell I'm perspiring a little? 能看出來我在冒汗嗎? [13:49.44]No. 不能 [13:50.72]The dark crescent shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely. 你腋下深色的新月狀圖案 將其隱藏的很好 [13:58.08]What time is your date? 你幾點約會? [13:59.44]6:30. 6點半 [13:60.36]Perfect. That gives you two hours and 15 minutes for 太好了 那你還有2小時15分 [14:02.68]that dense molecular cloud of aramis to dissipate. 讓那片稠密的人造纖維分子云消散 [14:06.20]Is it too much? 汗很多嗎? [14:07.72]Not if you're a rugby team. 如果你是橄欖球隊員就不算多 [14:10.92]By the way,if it should ever come up,you didn't join us 如果以后提到今晚的事 你沒來參加的原因是 [14:13.92]because you stuffed yourself with a chicken carbonara sub at quiznos. 你在Quiznos吃雞肉三明治吃撐了 [14:16.44]Why would I join you? 我為什么要去參加? [14:18.96]No reason. 不為什么 [14:22.52]Oh,you know what,maybe this isn't such a good idea. 你知道嗎 也許這樣做不好 [14:26.68]Oh,no,well,now there's always the possibility that alcohol and poor judgment 不 酒精加上她一時糊涂 [14:29.44]on her part might lead to a nice romantic evening. 總有可能讓今晚成為浪漫之夜 [14:35.28]You're right. Alcohol,poor judgment- - it could go well. 你說的對 酒 糊涂 今晚有可能會順利的 [14:37.60]Of course there is the other possibility, 當(dāng)然還有另一種可能性 [14:38.00]that this date kicks off a rather unpleasant six months 之后的6個月都會很難捱 [14:42.92]of the two of you passing awkwardly in the hall, 倆人在走廊里尷尬的擦身而過 [14:43.92]until one of you breaks down and moves to another zip code. 直到其中一人崩潰并搬到別的州去 [14:48.32]You could've stopped at "it could go well. 你說到"可能會順利"就可以閉嘴了 [14:50.64]" If I could've,I would've. "如果我能 我會的" [14:53.72]I mean,I'm a perfectly nice guy. 我是絕種好男人 [14:57.36]There's no reason we couldn't go to the restaurant,and have a lovely dinner, 沒理由我們不能 在餐廳吃好頓晚餐 [14:58.40]maybe take a walk afterwards,talk about things we have in common. 飯后散散步 聊些共同話題 [15:04.44]You love pottery? I love pottery! "你喜歡陶藝? 我超愛陶藝的!" [15:06.96]There's a pause,we both know what's happening. 然后暫停一下 我們都知道接下來要發(fā)生什么 [15:09.04]I lean in,we kiss. 我傾身向前 我倆接吻 [15:10.24]It's a little tentative at first,but then I realize she's kissing me back. 開始時還有點猶豫 然后她開始回吻我 [15:13.00]She's biting my lower lip! She wants me! 她在咬我的下唇! 她想要我! [15:16.12]This thing is going the distance! We're going to have sex! 這事能成!我們會做愛! [15:18.36]Oh,god,oh,my god! 天 上帝啊! [15:22.56]Is the sex starting now? 現(xiàn)在開始做愛了? [15:27.28]I'm having a panic attack. 我恐慌癥發(fā)作了 [15:26.32]Oh,okay. Uh,well then... calm down. 好吧 冷靜點 [15:31.96]If I could calm down,I wobe having a panic att... that's why they call it a panic attack. 如果我能冷靜 就不會恐慌了! 不然這怎么叫做恐慌癥發(fā)作! [15:34.40]All right,all right. Uh,s- s- sit down. 好好 你坐下 [15:36.28]Yeah,sit down. Now close your eyes. 坐下 閉上眼 [15:38.92]- Why? - Just do it. - 為什么? - 照做吧! [15:40.56]Okay. 好 [15:40.40]Now try to increase your alpha wave activity. 試著增加你α波的活性 (α波是腦電圖中最著名的一種波 在正常成年人閉眼放松時產(chǎn)生) [15:44.56]What? ! 什么? ! [15:45.08]It's a biofeedback technique. 這是機能反饋療法 [15:47.76]It's relaxation through brain wave manipulation. 通過控制腦電波來放松 [15:49.12]I read a paper about it in journal of american neuroscience. 我在美國神經(jīng)科學(xué)月刊上 看到一篇關(guān)于它的論文 [15:51.32]It was a little sparsely sourced,but I think the basic science is valid. 它的理論來源不完備 但是我認為基本原理正確 [15:56.56]I probably have it here somewher E. 我可能把它放在這了 [15:58.36]Who am I kidding? I can't go through with this. 我沒法赴這個約會 [15:59.44]You need to call her and cancel. 你給她打電話取消吧 [16:02.76]- Me? - Yes. - 我? - 對 [16:04.24]- What should I tell her? - I don't know. - 我要跟她說什么? - 我不知道 [16:03.28]- Tell her I'm sick. - Okay. - 跟她說我病了 - 好 [16:07.24]Not the kind of illness that will make her want to come over and take care of me, 別說那種會讓她想來照顧我的病 [16:08.92]but nothing so critical that she'll feel uncomfortable going out with me in the future 也不要嚴重得讓她 以后不愿跟我約會的病 [16:11.28]if I want to try this again. 如果我以后還想嘗試的話 [16:12.60]Got it. 了解 [16:14.20]So I'm assuming nothing venereal? 那不能說花柳病啦? [16:20.84]I'll just tell her that you had a routine conoloscopy and haven't quite bounced back. 就跟她說你做了例行腸鏡檢查 還沒恢復(fù)吧 [16:25.24]Give me the phone. 給我電話 [16:26.28]I thought you wanted to cancel. 你不是想取消約會嗎? [16:28.44]I can't,because if I don't show up she'll still be expecting you. 不行 如果我不出現(xiàn) 她還是會認為你會去的 [16:30.52]Why would she be expecting me? 為什么她認為我會去? [16:35.96]Stop asking me all these questions. I need to take another shower. 別問了 我要再去洗個澡 [16:41.08]So are the rest of the guys meeting us here? 其他的人直接來這找我們? [16:42.12]Oh,yeah... no. 對...不對 [16:45.00]It turns out that raj and howard had to work,and sheldon... Raj跟Howard要工作 Sheldon... [16:51.16]had a colonoscopy and he hasn't quite bounced back yet. 做了腸鏡 還沒恢復(fù)過來 [16:54.32]Oh,my uncle just had a colonoscopy. 我叔叔也做了腸鏡 [16:56.60]You're kidding. Then that's something we have in common. 這就是我們倆的共同之處了 [17:02.92]How? 怎么說? [17:03.68]We both have people in our lives who... 我們都認識... [17:06.80]want to nip intestinal polyps in the bud. 想將腸道息肉扼殺于搖籃當(dāng)中的人 [17:17.84]so what's new in the world of physics? 物理界有啥新聞不? [17:18.76]Nothing. 沒有 [17:22.96]Really? Nothing? 真的? 一點都沒有? [17:23.16]Well,with the exception of string theory, not much has happened since the 1930s. 除了弦理論 自1930年后就沒什么發(fā)現(xiàn)了 [17:30.88]And you can't prove string theory. 而弦理論也尚未證明 [17:32.56]At best you can say,"hey,look, 最多就能說 [17:33.64]my idea has an internal logical consistency. "嘿 我的理論內(nèi)部邏輯很連貫" [17:37.68]" Ah. 啊 [17:40.44]Well,I'm sure things will pick up. 我相信情況會好轉(zhuǎn)的 [17:45.20]What's new at the cheesecake factory? 芝士蛋糕工廠那邊有什么新消息? [17:48.04]Oh,uh,not much. 沒有什么 [17:49.20]We do have a chocolate key lime that's moving pretty well. 有個巧克力檸檬派賣得很好 [17:55.60]Good. Good. 很好 [18:02.88]What about your,uh... 那你那個... [18:04.08]hallway friend? 過道上的朋友怎樣? [18:05.36]Doug? Oh,yeah,I don't know. Doug? 我不知道 [18:09.52]I mean,you know,he's nice and funny,but... 他人挺好也很風(fēng)趣 但是... [18:09.00]can I get you started with some drinks? 準(zhǔn)備開始點飲品了嗎? [18:10.04]No! 不! [18:14.12]- You were saying? But... - I'd like a drink. - 你剛剛說到? 但是... - 我想喝點東西 [18:16.00]Just say the "but" thing about doug and then I'll get her back. 先說完關(guān)于Doug的"但是" 我會把她叫回來 [18:20.24]Okay,well,I don't know,it's just me. 我不知道 是我的問題 [18:23.52]I'm still getting over this breakup with kurt 我還沒從跟Kurt的分手中完全恢復(fù) [18:24.28]and this thing with doug would stju be rebound sex. 跟Doug在一起是為了復(fù)健性愛 [18:28.16]Oh,don't get me started on rebound sex. 噢 提起復(fù)健性愛啊... [18:34.56]It's just... it's my pattern. 我總是這樣 [18:35.08]I break up,then I find some cute guy, 分手后找個帥哥 [18:38.68]and then it's just 36 meaningless hours of... 然后就是36小時毫無意義的... [18:42.40]you know. 你知道 [18:43.04]I'm not sure that I do. 我不確定我知道 [18:48.84]is that one 36-hour experience, 是連續(xù)36個小時 [18:49.84]or is that 36 hours spread out over,say... 還是一個輝煌夏季中... [18:54.20]one glorious summer? 分散的36個小時? [18:55.12]No,it's usually over a weekend, 不 大概是一個周末吧 [18:56.24]and trust me,you do not feel good after it. 相信我 那之后感覺很不好 [18:59.88]Well,chafing,right? 呃 皮膚疼痛是吧? [19:04.64]Emotionally. 心情不好 [19:05.88]Of course,yeah,emotional chafing. 沒錯 心里疼痛 [19:16.28]Hey,do you want to see something cool? 你想看些有趣的玩意嗎? [19:17.100]I can make this olive go into this glass without touching it. 我不用手碰 就能把這顆橄欖弄進杯子里 [19:24.96]- How? - Physics. - 怎么弄啊? - 物理原理 [19:32.60]Wow,centrifugal force. 哇 離心力 [19:32.32]Actually,it's centripetal force, 實際上 是向心力 [19:35.68]which is an inward force generated by the glass acting on the olive... 玻璃對橄欖作用產(chǎn)生的內(nèi)向力 [19:42.40]Excuse me. 抱歉 [19:42.36]If you were riding on the olive, 如果你坐在那顆橄欖上 [19:45.48]you'd be in a non - inertial reference frame and would... 你就是一個非慣性參照系 并會... [19:51.28]are you okay? 你沒事吧? [19:52.08]Yeah,I'm okay. 沒事 [19:54.52]Did you spill ketchup? 你打翻花生醬了嗎? [19:55.28]- No. - I'm not okay. - 沒 - 那有事了 [20:03.76]Are you sure you don't want to go to the emergency room? 你確定不用去急診室? [20:05.56]No,no,I'm okay. It stopped bleeding. 我沒事 不流血了 [20:08.44]I know,but you did throw up. Isn't that a sign of a concussion? 但你吐了啊 那不是腦震蕩的癥狀嗎? [20:11.12]Yes. But I get car sick,too,so... 對 但我也暈車 所以... [20:13.64]okay. 好吧 [20:16.32]Sorry about your car,by the way. 還有 抱歉弄臟你的車 [20:16.96]Oh,no,it's fine. You got most of it out the window. 沒關(guān)系 大部分你都吐車外了 [20:21.72]The poor guy on the bike. 那個騎自行車的可憐人 [20:25.00]Well,I had a nice time. 我今晚過得很愉快 [20:27.96]Yeah,me,too. 我也是 [20:29.92]Well,um,good night. 那晚安啦 [20:31.80]Good night. 晚安 [20:35.48]- Leonard? - Ahye? - Leonard? - 啊? [20:36.00]Was this supposed to be a date? 今晚這是約會嗎? [20:39.04]This? 今晚? [20:42.20]No. 不是 [20:44.88]No,of course not. 當(dāng)然不是 [20:47.32]This was just you and me hanging out with a bunch of guys 只是你跟我還有一幫 [20:48.100]who didn't show up 'cause of work and a colonoscopy. 因工作和腸鏡而沒有出現(xiàn)的人的聚會 [20:56.36]Okay,I was just checking. 好 我只是問問 [20:57.20]When I take a girl on a date- - and I do- - 如果我跟女孩約會 我確實跟女孩約會 [21:03.96]she knows she's been dated. 那個女孩會知道她是在約會的 [21:07.56]Capital D. 大寫D [21:08.08]boldface. Undeinrled. 粗體黑字 下劃線 (在強調(diào)會讓對方意識到是約會= =) [21:10.44]Da... ted. 約 會 [21:15.36]I think I might have a little concussion. I'm gonna go lie down. 我可能腦震蕩了 我去躺躺 [21:17.92]Good night. 晚安 [21:23.84]So,how was your date? 約會如何? [21:26.08]Awesome! 贊! [21:29.100]Score one for liquor and poor judgment. 憑酒跟糊涂得一分 [21:34.36]

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