欲望都市第四季 婆媳之爭 Ghost Town

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:43:04 [00:02.00]聽美劇學英語(MP3+LRC) [00:10.84]欲望城市 [00:35.32](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:44.80]“婆媳之爭” [00:48.04]New York City can be a terrifying pIace. 紐約有時會是個可怕的地方 [00:52.36]Hi. -只要一杯咖啡和松餅 -一共是七塊五 [00:53.44]-Just coffee and a muffin, please. -That'll be $7.50. [00:57.92]Nothing's more frightening than the prospect of seeing an ex... 但沒什么比在早上喝咖啡時 巧遇前男友 [00:58.48]before you've had your morning coffee. 更恐怖的事 [01:02.68]Miranda? [01:04.28]-You made me burn my tongue. -l got to work on that, sorry. -我燙到舌頭了 -我得設法改進， 抱歉 [01:05.92]You look great. How you doing? 你容光煥發(fā)， 近來好嗎? [01:10.72]Good, you know, boring. What's new with you? 很好， 老樣子， 挺無聊的 你有什么新鮮事? [01:14.08]l guess that means you didn't get the invitation yet. 我猜你還沒收到邀請函吧 [01:16.60]No, invitation to what? 沒有， 什么邀請函? [01:20.44]l'm finally doing it. 我終于實現(xiàn)了夢想 我的酒吧要開張了 [01:23.24]l'm opening up my own bar. [01:26.84]-Steve, you're kidding! That's-- -That's scary, right? -史蒂夫， 真的嗎? 那… -恐怖吧? [01:30.00]And it's happening soon. lt's next Saturday. 時間是下禮拜六 我希望你能來 [01:30.36]l'd really love it if you'd come. [01:34.08]Miranda, you remember Jessica? -你還記得潔西卡吧? -是的， 當然 [01:34.76]Sure. Of course. [01:38.76]You'll come, right, next Saturday? -你會來嗎? 下禮拜六? -我們很期待見到你 [01:41.56]We'd love to see you there. [01:45.04]She ''we'd'' him, Carrie, right in front of me. 她說 “我們” ， 凱莉 當著我的面 [01:46.12]Miranda, l'm still asleep. 我還在睡覺， 你的遭遇 怎么就已經(jīng)如此精彩? [01:48.68]How can you have had an emotional mini-drama already? [01:52.36]No way l'm going to his opening. Do you think l should go? 開幕當天我絕對不能去 對吧? [01:54.32]讓我想一下 [01:58.52]-Let me think for a second. -What reaIIy pisses me off... [02:01.64]is it was my idea. l'm the one who told him to open his own bar. 讓我火大的是 叫他自己開一家酒吧的人是我 [02:03.92]-But do l get any credit? -l'm guessing not. -但我得到了什么功勞? -我想沒有 [02:07.16]Of course not, it's infuriating! 真是氣死人了， 為何他跟我 在一起時沒這么有志氣? [02:07.48]Why wasn't he this ambitious while with me? [02:10.44]Maybe you inspired him. Maybe he named the bar ''Miranda's''... 也許是你激勵了他 [02:12.04]也許他將酒吧命名為 “米蘭達” 或是 “霍布斯” [02:16.52]or ''Hobbes' Nob.'' [02:17.04]He named the bar ''Scout.'' After his dog. 他取名為 “史考特” ， 凱莉 跟他的狗一樣， 我才不去呢 [02:21.48]l'm not going to that. 你一定要去， 你們現(xiàn)在是朋友 朋友應該去捧場的 [02:23.16]You have to go. You guys are friends now, right? [02:25.24]That's what friends do. 你是我朋友 那表示你得跟我去? [02:27.96]Really? [02:29.52]You're my friend, does that mean you have to go? [02:30.52]Of course. Absolutely. 當然， 一點也沒錯 這就是朋友的好處 [02:34.72]That's what friends are for. [02:35.12]Forget it, not going. -想都別想， 我不去 -去哪兒? [02:37.92]-To what? -What is it? -這是什么? -史蒂夫布萊迪和…艾登蕭 [02:40.60]''Steve Brady and Aidan Shaw''? [02:42.88]How did this happen? 怎么會有這種事? 為什么他們成了朋友? [02:45.44]Why are they even friends? [02:48.92]According to Steve's girlfriend, Jessica... 根據(jù)史蒂夫的女友…潔西卡 [02:50.80]who answered his phone while he was in the shower today-- 今天早上在他洗澡時 接的電話中所說… [02:55.60]l love how you say ''Jessica,'' like allegedly that's her name. 我喜歡你說潔西卡三個字時 仿佛不確定她名字的語氣 [02:57.60]-Aidan is Steve's silent partner. -l wonder why l didn't get an invitation. -艾登是不過問業(yè)務的股東 -我怎么沒收到邀請函? [03:00.96]You can have mine, sister, 'cause l'm not going. -我這張給你， 我不去了 -這是派對， 你不會見到他的 [03:04.04]Come on, it's a big party, you may not even see him. [03:05.44]lt's not a party. lt's a parade of our failed relationships. 這才不是派對 這像是我們失敗的戀情大游行 [03:09.100]Next, you're gonna tell me that my junior prom date's the barback. 接下來你會跟我說 我的舞伴就是吧臺背后 [03:16.96]lt's good Aidan invited you. lt means he's ready to be friends. 艾登邀請你是件好事 他想保持友誼 [03:18.04]l don't know what it means, don't want to find out. 我不知道這表示什么 [03:21.92]lt means, ''l forgive you, please come.'' -這表示 “我原諒你， 來吧” -說得好， 我不去 [03:23.04]Nice try, l'm not going. [03:24.12]-l'll go. -Thank you. -我去 -謝謝 [03:26.68]You see? Samantha's my friend. 瞧， 莎曼珊真夠朋友 [03:31.20]l'm going out with Samantha and her lesbian lover, and l am proud. 我要和莎曼珊與她的同志愛人 一起出席， 可真得意 [03:34.28]Let's not invite Maria. 我們別找瑪莉亞了 我可以趁機出去透透氣 [03:35.52]l could use a night away from the old ball and chain. [03:37.60]Don't tell me you're in a sapphic slump. 你們不是吵架了吧? [03:40.92]All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings. 我們總是整天泡在浴缸里 討論感情 [03:45.48]l think they call that a relationship. 這就叫戀愛 [03:48.00]l don't know how you do it. 我不知道你們怎么受得了 那些情緒起伏， 真累人 [03:48.44]All that emotional chow-chow, it's exhausting. [03:52.68]l know, don't you just hate that? -很討厭吧? -女人 [03:54.84]Women. [03:55.52]That night, Samantha was determined... 莎曼珊決心將瑪莉亞 拉出浴缸， 一起進城 [03:58.04]to get Maria out of the tub and out on the town. [04:01.60]l do not see why we're out in this crowd... 我們?yōu)槭裁匆鰜砣藬D人 吸二手煙 [04:02.16]with all this smoke, when we could be home, relaxing together. [04:05.28]而不待在家里好好放松呢? [04:09.48]l thought it'd be fun to take our relationship... 我想換個口味 到外面走走也不錯 [04:09.56]out on dry land for a change, that's all. [04:12.52]Besides, what's the fun of getting clean if you can't get a little dirty first? 如果不先弄臟 那清潔又有什么樂趣可言? [04:16.68]Samantha Jones... [04:17.48]what's it gonna be tonight, darling, the usual? 莎曼珊瓊斯， 喝什么? 照舊? [04:21.36]Brian here happens to make the most dangerous mojitos in the city. 布萊恩調(diào)的莫吉托 是紐約最好喝的 [04:25.92]Two mojitos coming up, on the house. 兩杯莫吉托馬上來， 本店請客 [04:28.20]Fun place. -這里很好玩吧? -美女 [04:30.44]Hey, gorgeous. 西恩蘇利文 你怎么會在城里? [04:31.72]Sean Sullivan, what are you doing in town? [04:36.60]Back on business for a few weeks. What are you doing next Saturday? 我來談生意 你星期六要做什么? [04:37.84]-Saturday? -We have plans for Saturday. -星期六? -我們已經(jīng)有計劃了 [04:43.24]Okay. 晚一點找樂子如何? 我再打給你 [04:42.16]How about a late run, then? [04:47.40]l'll call you. [04:47.88]What is this ''late run''? -什么叫做找樂子? -我不會翻譯 [04:50.08]Doesn't translate. l didn't know that we had plans on Saturday. 我不曉得我們星期六有計劃 我打算跟女性朋友出去 [04:55.08]l promised the girls l'd go out with them. [04:57.24]Should l come? l'm a girl. -我該去嗎? 我是女的 -不， 親愛的 [04:60.84]No, sweetie, l know. [05:02.56]But since you don't really like to go out, l thought-- 既然你不是很喜歡出門… [05:05.20]Here you go, ladies. Enjoy. 小姐們， 飲料來了， 慢用 [05:07.88]l get off at 4:00. 我四點下班 [05:16.24]Samantha had to face her past, and CharIotte was facing her future. 莎曼珊得面對她的過去 而夏綠蒂正在面對她的未來 [05:19.40]Now that Trey had no probIem getting hard in the bedroom... 既然崔可以在臥房重展雄風 [05:22.12]she saw no reason why their bed shouId be. 她想不出為何他們的床 要這么硬的理由 [05:32.96]Bunny. Hi. 邦妮， 你怎么會在這里? [05:34.12]What are you doing here? 當崔告訴我你們要買新床時 我堅持要幫忙 [05:36.04]When Trey told me you two were buying a new bed... [05:38.28]l insisted he let me help. [05:41.20]l picked out the one he has now, did you know that? 他現(xiàn)在睡的床是我挑的 你不知道嗎? 是齊本德爾牌 [05:43.68]-lt's Chippendale. -No. 我不知道， 崔呢? [05:49.64]-Where is Trey? -Still at the hospital, l expect. 我想還在醫(yī)院 [05:52.44]Don't fret, we'll find a mattress to fit the frame. 別發(fā)愁 我們會找到合適的床墊 [05:56.32]You know, we were hoping to find a bed... 我們希望買一張大一點 而且軟一點的床 [05:58.56]that was a little bigger and less hard. [06:02.48]My dear, l'm a firm believer in firm mattresses. 親愛的 我堅信硬的床墊比較好 [06:06.16]Look, the perfect dust ruffle. 你看， 完美的防塵飾邊 [06:11.20]Five-pleat gusseted duster with a foot drop. 打五褶、三角形襯料的防塵罩 加腳墊，我有張一模一樣的床 [06:14.88]l have one just like it. [06:14.56]Actually, Bunny... 老實說，邦妮，大部分 新式的床都不需要防塵飾邊 [06:18.28]most of the newer beds don't even need dust ruffles. [06:21.04]My dear child, you cannot not have a dust ruffle. 親愛的，一定要有防塵飾邊 否則很不美觀 [06:25.56]lt's unsightly. [06:29.92]This is divine. Nice and firm. 這張床棒極了，質(zhì)感好又結(jié)實 [06:33.88]Hello, my darling girls. Sorry l'm late. 我親愛的老婆和母親大人 抱歉我遲到了 [06:37.24]l see you've started without me, Mother. -看來你們已經(jīng)開始挑選了 -你一定要躺上來親身體驗 [06:41.56]Trey, you simply must get in and feel this, it's sublime. [06:42.20]這張床好棒 [06:44.80]Hello. 不錯 [06:48.00]This is comfy, isn't it? Charlotte, you really must try this. 真舒服 夏綠蒂，你一定要試試看 [06:52.28]-l was thinking more along the line-- -Charlotte, for heaven's sake, get in. -我比較喜歡… -看在老天份上，快躺上來 [07:04.40]This is heaven. 這簡直是天堂 [07:10.56]-l'm sorry, this is just way too-- -Firm? 對不起，只不過這太… [07:13.36]-All right then, something softer. -Something with a dust ruffle. -硬?好吧，那就買軟一點的 -要有防塵飾邊 [07:18.40]Whatever you say, Mother. You know best. 都由你作主，母親大人 這方面你是專家 [07:41.80]You hear it too, Fatty? 你也聽到了嗎? [07:45.84]-l think l might have a ghost. -l think l might have to hear that again. -我想我家鬧鬼 -我想我得再聽一次 [07:47.96]There were weird noises last night, right above me. 昨晚有奇怪的聲音 貓咪也聽到了 [07:52.32]The cat heard it, too. 如果貓聽到了… [07:54.48]lf the cat heard it.... That's not a ghost. [07:55.60]That's some weird upstairs neighbor's nocturnal... 那不是鬧鬼，而是樓上鄰居 夜間奇怪的…活動之類的 [08:01.08]-what have you. -That's what l thought, too, at first. 我本來也這樣想 但今早管理員讓我去樓上看 [08:03.84]But this morning the super let me in upstairs... [08:06.24]那里根本沒有人住 [08:07.24]and there's no one living there. [08:11.12]The place is completely empty. 房子是空的，我知道這聽起來 很瘋狂，但我感覺得到 [08:12.36]And l know it sounds crazy, but last night l could feel it. [08:16.44]Did the cat feel it, too? -貓也感覺到了嗎? -我脖子后面的汗毛直立 [08:16.44]The hairs on the back of my neck all stood up. [08:18.12]My grandmother had a ghost. And finally she had to tell it to leave. 我奶奶家也鬧過鬼 她還得叫它離開 [08:22.80]That's exactly what you're supposed to do. 你非這么做不可，正面交鋒 承認它的存在、放它走 [08:25.08]Confront the ghost, acknowledge its presence, then release it. [08:28.28]-How do you happen to know that? -Everybody knows that. -你怎么會碰巧知道這些? -大家都知道 [08:33.36]The thing that l don't understand is, why now? [08:34.24]l've been living there for two years. 我不明白為什么偏偏是現(xiàn)在? 我已經(jīng)住在那里兩年了 [08:36.64]When l was living alone, l used to feel scared like that all the time. 我一個人住的時候總是很害怕 [08:41.52]But now that l'm back with Trey, l feel so safe. 現(xiàn)在我又回到崔的身邊 我覺得好有安全感 [08:42.68]What are you saying? l have a ghost because l'm single? 這么說我家鬧鬼是因為我單身 這簡直是歧視 [08:45.56]That's discrimination. [08:48.88]New York is definiteIy haunted. OId Iovers, ex-boyfriends. 紐約肯定鬧鬼，凡是跟你 牽扯不清的人，好比前男友 [08:53.04]Anyone you have unresoIved issues with, you are bound to run into again and again... [08:54.24]你必定會一再和他相遇 直到問題解決為止 [08:58.12]untiI you resoIve them. [08:59.08]My reIationship with Aidan was Iong dead, but with one invitation... 我和艾登的感情已經(jīng)結(jié)束 [09:02.16]但突然間他又在我生活中出現(xiàn) [09:02.16]he was suddenIy a presence in my Iife again. [09:07.08]Or had he been there aII aIong? 還是他始終都在?就像他做的 那張椅子，我永遠不會賣掉 [09:08.44]Like the chair he made that I couId never bring myseIf to seII. [09:12.72]When a reIationship dies, do we ever reaIIy give up the ghost? 當一段感情逝去 我們究竟能不能擺脫陰霾? [09:18.72]Or are we forever haunted by the spirits of reIationships past? 或者過去的感情 會一輩子陰魂不散? [09:27.12]Why did you not introduce me to that Sean? 你為什么不向西恩介紹我? [09:35.00]He's nobody, just... 他不重要 只是以前跟我上過床的家伙 [09:37.56]a guy l used to fuck. [09:40.56]And the bartender man? 那個酒保呢? [09:41.72]He's nobody, just a guy l used to fuck. 他不重要 只是以前跟我上過床的家伙 [09:46.84]And... 你為何不告訴 這些不重要的家伙 [09:50.00]why have you not told this nobody... [09:53.88]that you are with a somebody now? 你現(xiàn)在和某人在一起? [09:56.08]What am l supposed to say? 我該說什么? [09:58.12]''Hi, this is my lesbian lover, and P.S., l'm done with dick''? “你好，這是我的同志愛人 還有，我厭倦陰莖了”? [10:05.72]Who said anything about dick? 誰提到陰莖了? [10:07.00]l was talking about our relationship. -我說的是我們的感情 -那當然 [10:09.20]Of course you were. [10:15.96]Do you miss a dick? 你想念陰莖嗎? 是這么一回事嗎? [10:17.72]ls that what this is all about? [10:22.52]lt's okay to tell me. 跟我說沒關系 我們應該談一談 [10:23.12]We should talk about this. [10:26.16]We're talking. 還要談? [10:29.36]Okay. l'll talk. 好吧，我說 [10:35.92]How many men have you been with? -你跟多少男人交往過? -你跟多少女人交往過? [10:37.44]How many women have you been with? [10:40.12]Twelve. 十二個 [10:45.48]Have you been with more than 1 2 men? 你交往超過十二個男人? [10:49.56]Why are we even talking about this? 我們干嘛討論這種事? [10:54.00]Why are you so afraid to talk? 你為何這么害怕溝通? [10:55.08]-Always pulling away. -l'm not pulling away. -你總是逃避 -我沒有逃避 [11:01.68]l'm trying to get closer. 我正試著更貼近你 [11:05.32]Not like that. [11:08.96]不…不是那樣，這跟性無關 [11:10.32]Not with sex. [11:12.52]l cannot just turn it on and off. 我的性致無法來去自如 畢竟，我不是男人 [11:15.12]After all, l'm not a man. [11:18.08]You know what? 你知道嗎?我想我洗好了 [11:21.56]l think l'm clean now. [11:24.84]That night, CharIotte found herseIf haunted... 當晚，夏綠蒂被防塵飾邊 鴨子和邦妮困擾 [11:29.24]by dust ruffIes, ducks and Bunny. [11:32.12]Your mother decorated this entire apartment, didn't she? 你母親布置了整間公寓 [11:35.00]Of course. Mother does all our houses. -我們家所有房子都是她負責 -我早該知道 [11:37.68]l should have known. [11:39.12]Plaid and the mallards. -格紋和綠頭鴨 -你不喜歡? [11:42.80]You don't like them? 這跟住在自然丑陋博物館 沒什么兩樣 [11:44.32]No, it's like we live in the Museum of Natural Ugliness! [11:46.80]lf we're really serious... 崔，如果我們真的想讓婚姻 有個全新的開始 [11:51.16]about making a fresh start with our marriage and making this our home... [11:52.88]讓這房子成為我們的家 它該符合我們的品味，對吧? [11:55.36]it should reflect our taste, shouldn't it? [11:60.20]l have no taste, clearly. -我顯然沒什么品味 -那就照我的品味 [12:03.80]Then my taste, for us. [12:04.40]Darling, Mother spent an awful lot of time and money on this place. 我媽在這間房子上 花了很多時間和金錢 [12:07.08]l understand. 我明白，但我是你的妻子 [12:10.16]But l am your wife. [12:12.16]So, maybe l should just have a chat with her. -也許我該和她談談? -讓我來 [12:15.24]Let me talk to her, it might go easier. 可能會容易得多 明天她來吃早午餐的時候 [12:19.72]Tomorrow, when she comes over for brunch... [12:19.92]l will sit her down and say... 我會婉轉(zhuǎn)地告訴她這房子 完全不符合我們以及你的品味 [12:23.60]that this is simply not our, slash, your taste. [12:27.28]The animals have got to go. 動物的擺設一定要移開 [12:30.84]But the next morning.... 但是隔天早上… [12:33.20]Up and at 'em, George McFaddam. 快起床，喬治麥費頓 太陽曬屁股了 [12:35.28]lt's daylight in the swamp. [12:36.72]Trey was in no condition to taIk to anyone. 崔根本無法說話 [12:40.76]Hello, Mother. 早，母親大人 [12:42.80]Darling, what's the matter? Are you ill? Here, let Mother-- 親愛的，怎么回事? [12:42.24]-你病了嗎?讓媽媽摸摸看 -喉嚨痛 [12:46.28]Sore throat. 夏綠蒂，打電話到我家 吩咐吉妮瓦帶一些湯過來 [12:47.52]Charlotte, telephone my house... [12:49.72]and tell Geneva to bring over some broth and my overnight case. [12:53.72]還有我的行李箱 我知道你在畫廊很忙 [12:54.88]You have a busy week at the gallery. l might as well stay in the guest room... [12:56.88]我還是住到崔康復再走 [12:58.36]until Trey's recovered. [12:60.36]Charlotte, what's this mallard doing here? 這只綠頭鴨怎么會在這里? 它應該擺在書房才對 [13:04.16]He lives in the study. [13:09.64]Yes, Bunny. 是，邦妮 [13:09.08]Since I wasn't going to risk an awkward pubIic confrontation... 由于我不打算冒險 和艾登當眾見面，免得尷尬 [13:12.88]at Aidan's opening, I wanted to at Ieast make a gesture. [13:16.40]我想找個方式 [13:16.88]Some smaII way of saying, ''Thank you for inviting me. 對于他邀請我、比我勇敢 以及暗示我們?nèi)钥勺雠笥? [13:20.96]''For being braver than I couId have been. [13:23.92]''And for at Ieast suggesting that we can be friends. '' 表達感激之意 [13:34.76]Hello? [13:37.84]There was no sign of him. But he was everywhere. 沒有看到他的人 但實際上他無所不在 [13:41.60]In the mahogany bar, the wood fIoors... 紅木吧臺、木質(zhì)地板 雕刻過的天花板 [13:44.72]the carved ceiIing. [13:45.28]The whoIe pIace Iooked and feIt... 整間店的外觀和感覺 都有艾登的風格 [13:48.96]just Iike Aidan. [13:52.88]What are you doing here? -你怎么會在這里? -我剛好在附近 [13:54.96]l was just in the neighborhood. [13:56.40]l just couldn't resist a little sneak preview. -忍不住先來偷看一下 -米蘭達有跟你來嗎? [13:60.48]-Did Miranda come with you? -No, l just.... 沒有，開幕當天我不能來 [14:02.76]l won't be able to come to the opening... [14:05.80]so, l wanted to... 所以我只是想來 謝謝艾登的邀請 [14:09.88]thank Aidan, you know, for inviting me, so... [14:11.84]it's a mulberry bush. 這是桑樹，因為酒吧位在… [14:13.72]You know, 'cause the bar is on.... [14:16.80]Mulberry Street. 桑樹街 [14:20.60]Carrie, that's really sweet. 凱莉，你真窩心，只不過… [14:22.28]Only... [14:25.88]Aidan didn't exactly invite you, l did. -邀請你的人不是艾登，是我 -是你? [14:27.12]You did. 我想米蘭達有你作伴 會覺得自在一點 [14:29.84]'Cause l thought Miranda might feel more comfortable... [14:32.88]if she knew you were gonna be here, so.... [14:35.80]So, then Aidan didn't invite me? 這么說艾登沒有邀請我? [14:38.36]Not exactly, but.... 是的，但… [14:41.08]Steve! 我得走了 [14:44.92]l got to go. [14:48.52]That night, I wasn't the onIy one who was haunted. 當晚，我不是唯一睡不好的人 [14:58.76]One phone caII Iater.... 一通電話之后… 鬼魂喜歡夾心餅干嗎? [15:01.12]Does the ghost like Oreos? [15:02.20]At this point, l'm almost hoping there is a ghost. Otherwise, l'm insane. 我倒希望真的有鬼 否則就是我瘋了 [15:06.08]You say that like it's an either-or proposition. -你的語氣好像很肯定似的 -抱歉還叫你過來 [15:09.80]l know, l'm sorry for making you come over. [15:10.16]l just needed another person here, you know? 我只是需要有個人在這里 那只貓當證人不可靠 [15:15.08]'Cause the cat's an unreliable witness. [15:17.64]Don't worry. l checked the rarely invoked haunted-house clause... 我查過摯友合同中 關于房子鬧鬼的條款 [15:18.72]of the best-friend contract, you're completely covered. 你完全適用 [15:23.72]MeanwhiIe, across the park... 同時，穿過公園 [15:25.20]CharIotte, haunted by Bunny's decision to spend the night... 夏綠蒂則飽受邦妮留宿的困擾 也睡不著覺 [15:29.00]couIdn't sIeep either. [15:36.16]Bunny! What are you doing? 邦妮，你在做什么? [15:36.00]l remembered l had some Vicks in my bag. 我記得我有帶“舒鼻清” [15:41.48]lt's the best thing for a cold. -這是治療感冒的仙丹 -我給他吃了些感冒藥 [15:43.60]But l already gave him some NyQuil. [15:45.76]NyQuil doesn't cure anything except consciousness. 感冒藥根本沒效 只會讓人昏昏欲睡 [15:49.36]Don't you think l should do that? -難道不該由我來擦嗎? -他從小到大都是我?guī)退恋? [15:50.56]l've been doing it since he was a child. lt's no bother. [15:53.44]But l am his wife. 但我是他的妻子 要擦也是我來擦 [15:55.44]lf anyone does it, it should be me. [15:58.20]Not on his tummy, Charlotte. 不要擦肚子 這動作的目的是要讓痰化開 [16:01.56]You're trying to break up the phlegm. [16:02.04]Let me. You don't know what you're doing. -讓我來，你是在亂擦 -你的行為非常不恰當 [16:06.16]And you're being very inappropriate. [16:16.00]l'm sorry, but this just isn't going to work. 很抱歉，但這是沒用的 [16:20.96]Trey and l are back together, and this is our house. 崔和我已經(jīng)復合 這里是我們的家 [16:25.72]And we will redecorate it as we see fit. 我們會重新布置到滿意為止 不會再有格紋、假鴨 [16:28.84]No more plaid, no more duck decoys. [16:32.08]From now on... 從現(xiàn)在起 這間屋子只能有一位女主人 [16:34.08]there can only be one lady of the house. [16:37.84]l've been in this house far longer than you, my dear. 親愛的，我在這間屋子 住的時間遠遠超過你 [16:40.64]And unlike you, l never left. 而且不像你，我從未離開 [16:45.52]Believe me, the decoys may come and go... 假鴨也許會來來去去 但我將永遠在這里 [16:47.00]but l'm going to be here forever. [17:02.20]Samantha, you home? 莎曼珊，你在家嗎? [17:02.72]Come on, baby, open up, it's me, Sean. 寶貝，快開門，是我，西恩 [17:06.88]Sam. [17:12.32]What are you doing here? 西恩，你來這里做什么? 現(xiàn)在是凌晨三點 [17:16.16]lt's 3:00 in the morning. [17:17.44]Let's fuck. -我們做愛吧 -你是怎么進來的? [17:18.40]-How did you even get in? -Your security code's still the same. [17:21.52]你的保全密碼還是一樣 我可以進去嗎? [17:23.40]How about it, can l come in? [17:23.96]No, you can't be here right now. 西恩，你不能來 [17:27.44]Come on, l got hard just walking up your stairs. 我光是走上樓就已經(jīng)興奮不已 [17:33.92]-You got another guy in here or something? -No. -你家有別的男人? -沒有 [17:35.60]Not another guy. 沒有別的男人 [17:37.32]l'm Maria... 我是瑪莉亞，莎曼珊的女友 [17:40.48]Samantha's girlfriend. [17:43.16]Good for you. That's.... 太好了，那… [17:46.56]Maybe l could come in... 也許我可以進去 和你們倆來個三人行 [17:49.84]and you two could make me a sandwich or something. [17:52.28]l don't think tonight's gonna be good for us. 我想今晚不太適合 [17:57.00]Come on, l'm only in town for just a-- 我在城里的時間不多… [18:01.56]l'm sorry. 對不起 [18:04.24]You get away from the door, motherfucker! 快給我滾開，你他媽的 否則我報警 [18:07.24]Before l call the cops! [18:09.60]Okay, goodnight. 好，晚安 [18:12.72]And with that... 藉這一招 瑪莉亞解放了莎曼珊的鬼魂 [18:12.88]Maria reIeased Samantha's ghost and confronted Samantha. [18:15.56]和莎曼珊正面交鋒 [18:20.92]You let men come to your door like this in the middle of the night? 你讓男人半夜來你家敲門? [18:25.84]Let it go, it's all in the past. -別追究了，全都是過去的事 -不，這并不是過去的事 [18:25.00]lt's not in the past. [18:28.16]lt's serving us drinks. 為我們送飲料 在答錄機里留言 [18:30.56]lt's on the answering machine. lt's at your door in the middle of the night. [18:34.48]半夜來你家敲門 [18:36.76]All right, this might come as a shock to you, but l used to have sex with men. 這可能會讓你很吃驚 但我以前時常和男人上床 [18:39.12]This man was here for nothing but sex. 這個男人來這里只是為了性 [18:42.12]Yes, which l used to enjoy and haven't had much of since l got into this relationship. 那是我過去很享受，卻在這段 感情中很少得到的東西 [18:47.48]You call this a relationship? 你稱這叫感情? [18:48.28]lt's tedious and the sex is dwindling. So, from what l've heard, yes. 單調(diào)乏味、性行為次數(shù)減少 就我所知，是的 [18:54.72]lf you have something to say to me-- -如果你有什么話想說… -我沒話跟你說 [18:57.84]l have nothing to say to you. [18:57.80]l am fresh out of things to say to you. 我想不出要跟你說什么 我們總是不停溝通… [19:02.60]All we ever do is talk. [19:02.56]The talking in our relationship has replaced the fucking... 在我們的關系中 談話已經(jīng)取代了做愛 [19:05.16]in our fucking relationship! 我不想要談話 [19:08.68]l don't want talk! [19:11.64]l want passion. l want fireworks! 我想要激情，我想要爆發(fā) [19:14.60]Do you want fireworks? 你想要爆發(fā)是嗎? 我讓你見識什么叫爆發(fā) [19:16.20]l'll show you fireworks! [19:24.96]That's fireworks. 這就是爆發(fā) [19:25.96]What are you doing? Stop it! 你在干嘛?快住手 [19:30.64]Stop! 住手 [19:32.52]My plates! -我的盤子 -這些不是你的盤子 [19:35.12]These are not your plates! [19:38.08]You don't even cook! 你根本不下廚 [19:43.24]Want a little firework? 你想要小煙火嗎? [19:46.04]Another little one? 再一個? [19:51.52]Didn't even leave a card. Now he won't know what the plant's supposed to mean. 我沒留卡片 他不會知道那盆栽的意義 [19:54.20]lt's like l plant-bombed him. 仿佛我對他投擲了植物炸彈 [19:58.56]So, how did the bar look? -酒吧看起來怎么樣? -像艾登，棒極了 [20:01.72]Like Aidan. Amazing. [20:03.96]Good for Steve. -真為史蒂夫開心 -這話還真誠懇 [20:05.00]-That's convincing. -l know. 我正努力替他感到高興 [20:08.32]l'm trying to be happy for him. [20:10.76]He's got his own bar, his own life, his own Jessica. 現(xiàn)在他有了自己的酒吧 自己的人生、自己的潔西卡 [20:15.56]And l'm still here, you know? 而我卻還在這里，你懂嗎? [20:19.76]ln the same apartment, doing the same job, living the same life. 住一樣的公寓、做一樣的工作 過一樣的生活 [20:23.48]But you have something that no one else has, you have a ghost. 你有別人沒有的東西 一個鬼魂 [20:27.40]You have a ghost. You have two. 你也有，你有兩個 [20:30.64]But at least Big's the friendly ghost. 至少大人物是友善的鬼魂 [20:34.32]Aidan, on the other hand.... 至于艾登… [20:35.12]l'm just afraid the way l treated him is gonna haunt me the rest of my life. 我害怕以前我對他的惡劣行徑 會一輩子困擾我 [20:40.20]-There's nothing l can do about it. -Sure there is. Come to the party. -我無能為力 -當然有，去參加派對 [20:45.40]-Didn't invite me. -Steve's a good guy. -他又沒邀請我 -史蒂夫是個好人 [20:47.08]He wouldn't have invited you if it wasn't okay with Aidan. 如果沒得到艾登同意 他也不會貿(mào)然邀請你 [20:51.56]Do you ever think that you might still have feelings for Steve? 你認為你對史蒂夫還有感情嗎 [20:57.08]No. God, no, why? 老天，不，為何這么問? [20:60.80]Do you? For Aidan? 你有嗎?對艾登? [21:05.68]No. 不，我不知道，我想沒有吧 [21:07.52]l don't know. l don't think so. [21:15.88]l don't know. 我不知道 [21:23.56]Thank you. 謝謝 [21:26.40]I Ieft Miranda's earIy, got some sIeep... 我一大早便離開米蘭達家 并小睡了一會兒 [21:28.100]and in the Iight of day it feIt Iike aII my ghosts had disappeared. 在日光下，感覺好像 所有困擾我的鬼魂都消失了 [21:34.36]And I saw the worId exactIy as it was. 我看到這世界一如往常 [21:51.56]A few days Iater, Trey feIt better, too. 幾天后，崔覺得好多了 [21:60.12]So did CharIotte. EspeciaIIy since Bunny moved out of the guest room... 夏綠蒂也是 尤其當邦妮搬回她自己家時 [22:02.40]and back into her own apartment. [22:05.92]Up and at 'em, George-- 起床了，喬治麥費… [22:11.68]l brought some.... 我買了一些松… [22:15.32]Oh, dear. 天啊 [22:17.40]我剛買了…我買了松餅當早餐 [22:20.40]l brought some muffins for breakfast. [22:25.20]CharIotte didn't know whether it was their making Iove... 夏綠蒂不曉得是做愛本身 [22:27.56]or their making Iove on a bed without a dust ruffIe that had offended her. 還是在沒有防塵飾邊的 床上做愛冒犯了她 [22:30.76]But either way, their sexorcism... 但他們的性事可以保證 邦妮永遠不再擅自登門拜訪 [22:33.72]ensured Bunny never haunted their home again... [22:37.80]unIess expressIy invited. 除非受到明確邀請 [22:40.40]WhiIe downtown, a dearIy departed spirit... 然而在城里 一個死去的靈魂突然再度現(xiàn)身 [22:42.16]suddenIy reappeared. [22:44.24]lt's been two days, l was worried. 已經(jīng)兩天了，我很擔心 [22:48.72]And you didn't even call. -你連個電話都沒打來 -你也沒打 [22:51.40]Neither did you. [22:59.00]l brought you a gift. 我?guī)Я艘粋€禮物給你 [23:02.96]Better be dishes. -最好是盤子 -打開吧 [23:06.44]Open it. 瑪莉亞盡了最后努力 滿足莎曼珊的需要 [23:06.44]Maria made one Iast-ditch effort... [23:08.100]to give Samantha what she thought she needed. [23:11.08]You bought me a strap-on? 你買假陽具給我? [23:15.64]Samantha was touched. 莎曼珊深受感動 [23:19.16]Since she couIdn't bring herseIf to admit... 既然她無法承認 [23:19.52]she wasn't capabIe of being in a reIationship... 她實在沒能力談感情 她只說了句… [23:24.20]she simpIy said.: 我猜我們可以試試看 [23:23.52]l guess we could give it a try. [23:28.00]That night, despite aII my fears and reservations... 當晚，盡管抱持著恐懼 和保留態(tài)度 [23:30.68]I Iet Miranda and Samantha taIk me into going to the opening of Scout. 我還是讓米蘭達和莎曼珊 說服去參加“史考特”的開幕 [23:37.64]Wow. 這些迷人的家伙是誰? [23:36.96]Who are all these attractive people? Hello. [23:41.92]Who cares? We're looking for Aidan, ladies. Eyes akimbo. 我們找的是艾登，兩位小姐 眼睛睜亮點 [23:47.56]That's it, stealth. 就是這樣，秘密行動 [23:51.96]What you doing there, sister? Getting your groove on, doing the robot? 你在干嘛?表演機器人? [23:57.32]l threw my back out. -我的背拉傷了 -怎么會? [23:58.32]How? 我用假陽具和瑪莉亞做愛 她幫我，我?guī)退? [23:59.72]Fucking Maria with a strap-on. [24:02.52]She fucked me, l fucked her. [24:03.88]With all the fucking and talking, l had no idea men had to work so hard. 既要做愛也要溝通 男人真辛苦 [24:06.44]How does a strap-on work, exactly? ls it belted or-- 假陽具要怎么弄? 有束帶子嗎? [24:11.16]Could we not have the strap-on conversation right now? 現(xiàn)在可不可以 不要討論假陽具? [24:15.12]This night is hard enough as it is. 今晚已經(jīng)夠難熬的了 [24:17.40]-All right. -How does it work? [24:18.32]-效果如何? -我剛剛是怎么說的? [24:18.32]What did l just say? -沒有用，瑪莉亞和我分手了 -親愛的，我很遺憾 [24:21.48]lt doesn't. Maria and l broke up. [24:22.48]Sweetie, l'm sorry. [24:26.44]Was it the strap-on that broke the relationship's back... 假陽具傷了感情嗎? 還是只有你的背? [24:28.24]or just yours? -瑪莉亞認為我有親密障礙 -她瘋了 [24:30.04]Maria thinks l have intimacy issues. [24:31.72]She's crazy. 我一開始就告訴她 我不喜歡談感情，不是嗎? [24:33.28]l tried, l really did, but l'm not a relationship person. [24:35.88]-l told her from the start, didn't l? -You most certainly did. -沒錯 -你的確這么說過 [24:40.20]l did. Then she has to go and fall in love with me. 然后她便愛上我了 [24:41.64]l mean, what the fuck! [24:44.04]l need a drink. 我需要喝杯酒 [24:45.76]Would it be bad to have a martini with my muscle relaxant... 服用肌肉緩和劑又喝馬丁尼 是好還是壞? [24:50.52]or bad in a good way? [24:51.88]l don't know. Are you operating heavy machinery this evening? 我不知道 你今晚要操作機械嗎? [24:55.80]Never again. 再也不玩了 這間酒吧的吧臺在哪里? [24:55.40]Where's the bar in this bar? [24:57.16]Miranda was right. 米蘭達說得對 當你遇到鬼魂時，你就是知道 [24:60.04]When you see a ghost, you just know it. [25:00.36]You can feeI it. 你可以感覺得到 你脖子后的汗毛直立 [25:03.40]The hairs on the back of your neck stand up. [25:20.64]That was it? 就這樣?就這么一眼? 我連那是什么都還沒搞清楚呢 [25:23.20]That's all l get? [25:26.52]l don't even know what that was. [25:28.16]l don't know who that was. Was that Aidan? 那是艾登嗎? [25:28.36]Does he look better, or have l just been with a woman too long? 是他變帥 還是我跟女人在一起太久了? [25:31.48]All right, that's enough. l'm going home, l don't know why l came. 我要回家了 我不知道我干嘛要來 [25:35.44]Because l begged you to. Come on, let me buy you ladies a free drink. 因為我求你來 讓我請你們喝一杯吧 [25:40.04]Okay. 我在吧臺等你們 [25:40.08]-l'll meet you at the bar. -Okay. [25:46.08]You came! l'm so glad. 你真的來了，我好高興 你覺得怎么樣? [25:49.24]So? [25:50.04]-What do you think? -l think.... -我覺得…你做得很好 -你說真的嗎? [25:53.24]-l think you did good. -Really? You mean it? [25:58.60]'Cause l never would've done this if it wasn't for you. -如果不是你，我根本做不到 -你在說什么?我什么也沒做 [26:01.08]What are you saying? l didn't do anything. [26:04.04]Are you kidding me? This whole thing was your idea. 你在開玩笑嗎? 這全是你的主意 [26:05.64]You always told me l should start my own bar. 你總是說我該自己開一間酒吧 我從未忘記 [26:09.12]l never forgot that. l just never thought... [26:09.80]我只是沒想過我能做到，謝了 [26:11.40]that l could, so... [26:16.72]thanks. [26:18.48]You did good. 你做得很棒 [26:22.76]And just Iike that, Miranda gave up the ghost. 就這樣，米蘭達擺脫了鬼魂 [26:25.44]Come on, let's get you drunk. 來吧，讓我們不醉無歸 [26:28.84]An hour Iater, since my ghost hadn't reappeared... 一小時后 既然我害怕的鬼魂沒有再出現(xiàn) [26:33.20]I decided to sneak out the side door for some cake and a smoke. 我便從側(cè)門溜出去吃蛋糕 順便抽根煙 [26:41.76]You're not seriously smoking that, are you? 你不是真的在抽那玩意兒吧? [26:46.72]-ls that all you could carry? -Shit. -凱莉，你只能拿這么多嗎? -現(xiàn)在我不能吃我的蛋糕了 [26:50.68]Now l can't eat my cake. [26:56.56]Sure you can. -當然可以，來 -都碰到你的手了 [26:57.04]Now you got your fingers all in it. [27:02.80]That's my cake. -那是我的蛋糕 -現(xiàn)在你想吃了? [27:05.80]So now you want the cake? [27:07.16]l never not wanted it. -我從來沒有不想吃 -好，你吃蛋糕吧 [27:10.84]Okay, lady, you take the cake. [27:29.24]You cut your hair. 你剪了頭發(fā) [27:34.92]You have frosting on your lip. 你嘴巴上沾到糖霜 [27:42.28]Partner. 合伙人，該一起敬酒了 [27:45.84]lt's time for our toast. [27:53.08]l thought you were the silent partner. 我以為你是幕后的股東 [27:59.16]Glad you came. 你來我很開心 [28:13.76]Good to see you, Carrie. 很高興看到你，凱莉 [28:17.28]Good to see you, too. 我也是 [28:25.84]I had confronted my ghost. 我已經(jīng)和我的鬼魂正面交鋒 承認他存在，然后釋放了他 [28:26.64]I had accepted and reIeased him... [28:27.52]but now I was more haunted than ever. 但現(xiàn)在的我更加心煩意亂 [28:30.68]Because what I feIt out there was no ghost... 因為那并不是鬼魂 而是真實的 [28:35.76]it was reaI. [28:46.80]Subtitles conformed by SOFTlTLER

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