欲望都市第六季 捕捉愛情 The Catch
[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:50:39
[00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)(MP3+LRC)
[00:11.04]欲望城市
[00:35.64](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問(wèn))
[00:44.08]“捕捉愛情”
[00:49.72]My career had reached new heights, IiteraIIy. 我的事業(yè)達(dá)到了新高峰
[00:54.12]An editor at New York magazine thought I wouId be the perfect person... 報(bào)社編輯認(rèn)為我很適合
[00:59.00]to write about the uItimate chaIIenge for swingers.: 報(bào)導(dǎo)高空秋千表演者的挑戰(zhàn)
[00:60.40]The fIying trapeze.
[01:02.28]Wouldn't you rather be at Geoffrey? They're having a sale on stripes! 你想報(bào)導(dǎo) 杰佛瑞商店拍賣會(huì)嗎?
[01:06.32]That's not supportive! 這算是哪門子的安慰
[01:08.40]Step on up. Good. That's good. 往前，很好
[01:13.32]Come around to my side. 繞到我旁邊
[01:15.56]We'll take off your climbing lines and strap on your safety harness. 我要解掉你的攀爬繩索 幫你系上安全繩
[01:19.28]Please strap on anything that'll keep me from plummeting to my death. 什么事都阻止不了 我跳入死亡陷阱
[01:23.92]Toes over the edge. 腳趾站在邊邊，雙腳與肩同寬 再寬一點(diǎn)
[01:26.92]Feet shoulder-width apart, just a little bit more.
[01:28.28]That's good. Head up. Now put your right hand out in front of you. 很好，頭抬高 右手伸到身體前方
[01:34.16]l've got you. Good. Are you ready to grab the bar? -準(zhǔn)備好抓住秋千了嗎? -我準(zhǔn)備好要去酒吧
[01:35.76]l'm ready to go to the bar. Does everyone say that? -大家都會(huì)那么說(shuō)嗎? -差不多
[01:40.32]Pretty much. Okay, hold the bar in one hand. -單手抓住秋千 -你是世界女王
[01:43.60]-You're queen of the world. -You're queen of the world.
[01:45.20]-你是世界女王 -太棒了
[01:45.00]All right. That's good. Keep your head up.
[01:48.12]太棒了，頭抬高 別往下看，你準(zhǔn)備好了嗎?
[01:49.20]Don't look down.
[01:52.88]Are you ready? And.... 好了
[02:01.84]Swing out, sister. 加油，姐妹
[02:02.20]Two hours Iater, I was hooked. 兩小時(shí)后我上癮了
[02:07.56]Are you watching? l'm about to try a catch. 你在看嗎?我要嘗試空中接人
[02:09.36]Maybe you should quit while you're alive. 或許你得及早收手 免得連小命都丟了
[02:13.04]You can totally do this. 你得這么做 聽我的話并且相信我
[02:16.44]Just listen to me and trust me.
[02:19.68]All right. Legs up. 好了，腳抬高
[02:22.96]Take your hands off and reach for me. 手放掉朝我飛過(guò)來(lái)
[02:26.24]This time you got it. Let go. 這次你一定辦得到，放手
[02:30.84]Let go. 放手
[02:31.60]No.
[02:36.00]That day I didn't get caught... 那天我沒有完成 空中接人的動(dòng)作
[02:40.56]but Samantha's zipper did. 但莎曼珊的拉練卡住了
[02:59.64]This is one of the frustrating things about Iiving aIone. 這是獨(dú)居生活的缺點(diǎn)之一
[03:03.04]There's not aIways somebody around to rip your cIothes off. 沒有人能幫你把衣服脫掉
[03:15.48]Hey, Smith, wanna come over and do me? 史密斯，你想過(guò)來(lái)上我嗎?
[03:21.76]What she meant was ''undo me. '' But two birds with one stone. 她的意思是“幫我脫困” 但這招是一石二鳥
[03:28.08]And in CentraI Park... 在中央公園 攝影師幫一對(duì)戀人拍照
[03:28.08]a photographer attempted to catch two Iovebirds sitting on a stone.
[03:31.24]他們就坐在石頭上
[03:33.96]Honey, a little less teeth. Just relax your lips. 甜心，牙齒少露一點(diǎn) 嘴唇放輕松
[03:38.32]No, now you're squinting. 你在亂瞄
[03:40.72]A Iesser man might have toId CharIotte to take a fIying Ieap... 大部分的男人會(huì)叫女人閉嘴
[03:43.52]but Harry Ioved her too much. 但哈利太愛她了
[03:46.48]-l thought the point was to look natural. -That's what l'm trying to get you to do. -重點(diǎn)是自然一點(diǎn) -我在教你怎么自然一點(diǎn)
[03:51.56]One might ask, how natural is it to be sitting in Central Park in a suit? 穿著西裝坐在中央公園里 算哪門子的自然?
[03:55.24]l read the wedding section religiously... 我看過(guò)結(jié)婚版 知道他們要的是什么
[03:59.88]and l know what they're looking for. Not all pictures are selected. 不是每張照片都能雀屏中選
[04:01.20]And l really want there to be... 我真的希望我們結(jié)婚的消息 能登在周日泰晤士時(shí)報(bào)上
[04:04.76]a York-Goldenblatt announcement of our wedding in the Sunday Times.
[04:05.84]So, please, just a little less teeth. 拜托你少露一點(diǎn)牙齒
[04:09.24]Charlotte York, l cannot wait to marry you. 夏綠蒂約克 我巴不得馬上把你娶回家
[04:15.52]-That's perfect. That's it. -l was having a moment. -那真的是太棒了 -我真的好高興
[04:20.96]Lipstick! 小心唇膏
[04:22.64]Wait! No, sorry, no kissing pictures. lt's tacky. 等一下，抱歉 別拍接吻的樣子，那太惡心了
[04:25.44]And speaking of tacky.... 說(shuō)到惡心…
[04:26.24]Cute, huh? Debbie bought it for him over at the Sixth Avenue flea market. 很可愛吧?黛比在 第六大道跳蚤市場(chǎng)幫他買的
[04:34.08]Did you wash it first? 你有清洗過(guò)嗎?
[04:37.88]She also got something for you. 她還買了樣?xùn)|西要送你
[04:40.64]lt's aromatherapy. 這是芳香療法蠟燭
[04:46.24]You know, l was thinking, maybe we should figure out a time... 我想或許我們?cè)摪才艜r(shí)間 讓你們兩個(gè)見面
[04:51.68]for the two of you to meet.
[04:51.68]What? Why? 什么?為什么?
[04:53.100]She's around Brady. l know you're not comfortable with that. 她跟布萊迪很親 我知道你不太高興…
[04:56.36]l'm completely comfortable. l don't need to meet her. l trust you. 我非常高興 我不需要見她，我相信你
[05:02.20]She bought me a fucking candle. 她買了根蠟燭給我
[05:05.60]And it was an aromatherapy candle, for serenity and calm. 那是有鎮(zhèn)靜作用的 芳香療法蠟燭
[05:11.76]l was much more serene and calm before the fucking candle. 沒收到這根該死的蠟燭前 我非常鎮(zhèn)靜
[05:14.28]Women with candles replace women with cats as the new sad thing. 使用芳香療法蠟燭的女人 太悲慘了
[05:19.36]And get this: He thinks l should meet her. 他認(rèn)為我該跟她見面
[05:22.12]l sense that he wants us to become friends. 我覺得他希望我們變成朋友
[05:22.100]Forget it. You do not need to become friends with the new girlfriend. 你不能 跟前男友的新女友當(dāng)朋友
[05:29.40]lt's unnatural, uncomfortable, insincere... 那不自然，太做作惡心 看起來(lái)似乎很居心不良
[05:32.56]and rife with ulterior motive.
[05:33.16]-Has this happened to you? -No, l'm just being supportive. -你也發(fā)生過(guò)這種事? -不，我只是在聲援你
[05:37.24]-But there is a baby involved. -Exactly. -但寶寶被扯進(jìn)這件事 -沒錯(cuò)
[05:39.08]She's using Brady to get to me, and l am not falling for it. 她利用布萊迪接近我 我才不會(huì)中計(jì)
[05:43.40]Speaking of falling, l tried the trapeze yesterday for that piece that l'm writing. 說(shuō)到這里，我為了報(bào)導(dǎo) 親身體驗(yàn)高空秋千的滋味
[05:50.12]l could never! l have the most terrible fear of heights. -我有超級(jí)懼高癥 -我沒有，看我的鞋子就知道
[05:53.24]l do not. You've seen my shoes.
[05:54.20]So did you fly through the air with the greatest of ease? -你不是玩得很開心嗎? -沒錯(cuò)，但我不會(huì)空中接人
[05:56.12]At first, but then l couldn't do a catch.
[05:60.00]l had to let go and reach for the guy, who was very cute, and l still couldn't do it. 我只需要放手讓那個(gè)大帥哥 接住我，但我還是做不到
[06:02.48]You are insane for getting into a harness without even a hope of an orgasm. 你喜歡玩點(diǎn)安全的 沒有高潮也沒關(guān)系
[06:09.32]-Hello, ladies. -Hi, honey. -大家好 -甜心
[06:10.64]-Hey, Harry. -Hi, Howie. 大伙們，他是哈利的伴郎 來(lái)自波特蘭的豪威
[06:12.52]Everyone, this is Harry's best friend Howie Halberstein, in from Portland.
[06:17.48]We're not crashing. l'm just here to drop off the photo proofs... 我們沒空聊了 我只是拿照片跟座位表過(guò)來(lái)
[06:20.88]and the seating chart. 然后我要把桌號(hào)卡 拿去給美工
[06:22.96]We're gonna have a quick bite to eat, then l'm taking the place cards...
[06:24.84]to the calligrapher.
[06:28.24]After that, we're gonna go around the corner and try to find our balls. 之后我們要去打球
[06:33.28]Yes, Harry knows how to show a guy a good time. 哈利真是會(huì)玩
[06:35.60]Howie, this is Samantha and Miranda and Carrie. 她們是莎曼珊跟米蘭達(dá)
[06:36.08]還有凱莉
[06:38.92]-Hi. -Hi, how are you? -你好嗎? -我很好
[06:40.96]-Good. -Good.
[06:41.40]Good guy. You two, l see it happening. 天啊，你們兩個(gè)…我懂了
[06:50.88]So, Carrie, l was thinking maybe you might show Howie around a little later. 凱莉 我想待會(huì)你帶豪威去逛逛吧
[06:55.24]Unless Harry needs me to ice a cake or something. 除非豪威要我拿蛋糕去冰
[06:58.12]我…有點(diǎn)忙
[07:01.04]l'm kind of busy because l have to do a flying trapeze thing.
[07:01.72]我得寫高空秋千的報(bào)導(dǎo)
[07:06.20]That is so weird. l have a lion-taming thing tomorrow, so that's out for me. 真是奇怪，明天我得去馴獅 所以我沒空
[07:11.76]But, you know, if you change your mind, l'll give you my business card. 如果你改變心意 我可以給你我的名片
[07:17.64]-There you go. -Thank you. 拿去吧 我的聯(lián)絡(luò)電話都在上面
[07:19.52]All my lines are on there. Call me, l'll be waiting by the phone. 我會(huì)等你的電話
[07:25.00]-What's wrong with you? -He was funny and cute. -你是怎么了? -他既幽默又帥
[07:28.04]Yeah, and in town for a week. What's the point? 他在城里待一星期 那有什么大不了的?
[07:32.80]That is the point. 那就是問(wèn)題所在 太棒了，你知道他會(huì)離開
[07:35.24]lt's the best possible scenario, because you know he's leaving.
[07:38.32]But it's like whatever happens, there's an expiration date. 所有美麗戀情都會(huì)過(guò)去 這只是逢場(chǎng)作戲
[07:43.24]-lt's expiration dating. -lt isn't dating. lt's sex. 這不是約會(huì)，這是性愛游戲 它既好玩又刺激
[07:46.32]lt's fun. lt's a fling.
[07:50.04]Please, l'm too old for a fling. l can barely do a swing. 拜托，我太老了受不了刺激 我連蕩秋千都不敢
[07:53.08]lf you'll excuse me, l have to go home... 對(duì)不起，我得去寫 我不敢做空中接人的報(bào)導(dǎo)
[07:56.80]so l can write about the fact that l couldn't do a catch.
[07:59.04]-He is a catch. -You should do him. -他就是你要接的 -你該上他的
[08:04.32]When you're young, your whoIe Iife is about the pursuit of fun. 年輕時(shí)你只想找樂子
[08:09.92]Then you grow up and Iearn to be cautious. 年紀(jì)越來(lái)越大 你學(xué)會(huì)越來(lái)越小心
[08:11.08]You couId break a bone or a heart. 你不是會(huì)摔斷骨頭 就是會(huì)被傷了心
[08:15.76]You Iook before you Ieap, and sometimes you don't Ieap at aII... 你會(huì)在往下跳前看個(gè)清楚
[08:19.44]because there's not aIways someone there to catch you. 因?yàn)椴皇敲看味紩?huì)有人接住你
[08:20.24]And in Iife there's no safety net. 現(xiàn)實(shí)生活中也不會(huì)有安全網(wǎng)
[08:25.88]When did it stop being fun and start being scary? 什么時(shí)候人生不再是樂趣 你開始覺得害怕?
[08:31.20]I decided it was time to Ieave fear behind and have some fun. 我決定我該拋開恐懼 找點(diǎn)樂子
[08:42.00]Okay, legs up. 腿抬高，很好
[08:43.68]-That's good. Let go and reach for me. -l can't. -放手朝我飛過(guò)來(lái) -我辦不到
[08:47.16]All right, this time. Let go. 好了，這次一定會(huì)成功 放手
[08:52.36]l can't. 我辦不到
[08:55.60]Don't tell me you can't. l want nothing but lilies on the chuppah. 別告訴我你辦不到 我要帳篷里放著百合花
[08:60.60]The theme is Yentl Chic.
[08:60.48]Don't forget the candles. -別忘了蠟燭 -天啊，你比我更壞
[09:03.48]This isn't the first wedding l've planned. You're worse than me!
[09:04.68]We want candles, candles, candles. 我們要蠟燭 不是又短又粗的蠟燭
[09:08.76]And l don't want short, stubby, broken-up dick candles.
[09:10.96]l want long tapers. 我要細(xì)長(zhǎng)型的蠟燭 好吧，回電話給我
[09:13.32]-All right, call me right back. -Ta-da!
[09:17.72]-lt's okay? -Okay? You're Audrey Hepburnowitz! -可以嗎? -你看起來(lái)好像奧黛麗赫本
[09:21.76]l'm so excited about this wedding. 我好興奮 婚禮得根據(jù)傳統(tǒng)進(jìn)行
[09:24.96]We're doing everything according to tradition.
[09:24.92]We're going to smash the glass, and the signing of the ketubah. 我們要摔破杯子 唱猶太歌跳呼拉舞
[09:29.20]The hora. 小心，別從椅子上摔下來(lái) 呼拉舞太可怕了
[09:31.64]Be careful. God forbid you fall off the chair.
[09:32.40]Oh, the horror! The horror!
[09:34.68]-Maybe we won't do the chair thing. -You have to. That's the big finish. -或許我們不該用椅子 -你非得那么做不可
[09:39.56]Remember, when you're up there, pretend you're having a good time... 只要記住坐上椅子后
[09:43.52]hang on for dear life, and for fuck's sake keep your legs together. 你得抓緊 別忘了雙腿要緊緊并攏
[09:44.100]Nobody wants to see the bride's beaver. 沒有人想看新娘的私處
[09:47.60]Don't say that in front of my dress. 別在我的婚紗面前那么說(shuō)
[09:52.80]Hello. York residence. 這里是約克家，我們有空
[09:54.28]Yes, we have a minute. lt's The New York Times fact checker. 是紐約時(shí)報(bào)的查詢?nèi)藛T
[09:57.68]Yes, Goldenblatt has two ''T''s. Sure. 葛登布拉特，沒錯(cuò)
[10:01.24]Fax it over! 傳真過(guò)來(lái)吧
[10:05.52]We're in, we're in!
[10:06.08]This calls for a hora! 我們得好好慶祝一下
[10:11.96]Hey! 天啊，你在這里做什么?
[10:15.08]Oh, my God! What're you doing here? Don't look at me!
[10:16.56]-別看我 -天啊，小夏，我的耳朵
[10:18.04]Jesus Christ, Char, my ear.
[10:19.80]You're not supposed to see me in my dress. This is bad luck, very bad luck! 你不應(yīng)該看到我的婚紗 那會(huì)招來(lái)噩運(yùn)
[10:24.72]Close your eyes. Keep them closed! 閉上眼睛，別看
[10:27.20]Oh, no, this is so bad. 不，這真的是太糟糕了
[10:31.16]Are all brides like that? -所有的新娘都是那樣嗎? -我看過(guò)更糟糕的
[10:34.72]That's nothing. l once had a girl in Long lsland give herself a stroke. 我看過(guò)一個(gè)新娘害自己中風(fēng)
[10:38.00]She pulled it together for the big day, though. 但她還是拖著身體完成婚禮
[10:44.96]Hopefully l'll get cell reception down in Mexico. 希望在墨西哥 我的手機(jī)仍收得到訊號(hào)
[10:48.16]Samantha, a fan of expiration dating... 喜歡逢場(chǎng)作戲的莎曼珊 將要享受到
[10:53.12]was about to enjoy one of the benefits of dating an actor.
[10:55.12]Location, Iocation, Iocation. 跟男演員交往的好處 他常常得出外景拍戲
[10:56.100]lt's gonna be cool working with Gus Van Sant. 能夠跟葛斯范桑合作 真的是太酷了
[11:03.16]Here. Let me. 我來(lái)幫你
[11:06.96]l can't believe we don't get to spend my last night together. 我不敢相信 我們無(wú)法共度我的最后一夜
[11:10.52]-Are you dying? -No. -你快死了嗎? -不
[11:11.68]Then it's not your last night. 那么這不是你的最后一夜
[11:15.56]There. 好了
[11:18.96]l'm gonna miss you, Samantha. -我會(huì)想你的 -把這套表演給葛斯范?？窗?/p>
[11:20.44]Save that performance for Mr. Van Sant. lt's just two weeks.
[11:23.16]-我們只分開兩星期 -那真的很漫長(zhǎng)
[11:25.32]lt's a long time. 你能不能快點(diǎn)離開? 我要遲到了
[11:28.04]Would you get out of here already? l'm late as it is.
[11:30.20]Yeah, yeah.
[11:34.96]And listen, when you're on location don't do anything l wouldn't do. 聽著，別做我不會(huì)做的事
[11:38.96]-What does that rule out? -There are things. -你是指哪些事? -蠻多的
[11:41.92]Karaoke. l don't do that. 譬如我不唱卡拉OK
[11:48.00](他飛過(guò)空中)
[11:52.88](怡然自在)
[11:54.24](那個(gè)玩高空秋千的 大膽男孩)
[11:60.40]-This is it. -lt's a very nice building. -就是這里 -這棟建筑很漂亮
[12:01.88]Miranda! 米蘭達(dá)，我找不到鑰匙
[12:05.28]l can't find my keys.
[12:05.68]-Magda! -You still have keys? 梅格，我不在家
[12:07.56]-l'm not home. -Because of Brady. 你聽懂了嗎? 我已經(jīng)去夏綠蒂家了
[12:08.08]Do you understand?
[12:11.76]l'm already at Charlotte's.
[12:13.32]l am not home. 我不在家
[12:21.88]-ls Miranda here? -She is not home. -米蘭達(dá)在嗎? -她不在家
[12:25.56]That's too bad. l was really looking forward to meeting her. 真的太可惜了 我很期待要跟她見面
[12:29.76]She is not home. 她不在
[12:33.40]-Magda, this is Debbie. -Nice to meet you. -梅格，她是黛比 -很高興能見到你
[12:37.80]All right, we just need to grab some things out of Brady's crib. 我們要到 布萊迪的搖籃里拿些東西
[12:38.76]The last time l forgot Mr. Elephant, Brady acted like a big baby. 上次我忘記拿大象先生 布萊迪哭得跟個(gè)娃娃一樣
[12:42.48]Didn't you, B-Boy?
[12:46.64]He is a big baby. 他的確是個(gè)娃娃
[12:52.00]But l have not cleaned in room yet. -但我還沒有打掃房間 -沒關(guān)系
[12:56.20]That's okay.
[13:01.56]This is a nice room. She has nice taste. 這里很漂亮，她的品味不錯(cuò)
[13:03.76]-Yeah. l helped build the crib. -Really? -我?guī)兔M合搖籃 -真的嗎?
[13:12.40]What's wrong, Brady? Did you drop your Binky? 怎么了?布萊迪 奶嘴掉了嗎?
[13:17.28]Where's your Binky? -掉在哪里? -在那邊
[13:19.36]lt's right there.
[13:23.60]Here you go, Bradylicious. 拿去吧，布萊迪寶貝
[13:25.20]Hey, wanna go to Blockbuster and rent a tape or something? -你想到百視達(dá)租錄影帶嗎? -好啊，但這次由我來(lái)選片
[13:27.68]Okay, but this time l get to pick.
[13:33.64]-Bye. -Bye, Magda. -再見 -再見，梅格
[13:44.92]There's a lot of dust down there. 搖籃下面積了很多灰塵 你該用吸塵器打掃一下
[13:47.28]You really should vacuum under....
[13:56.84]That night we aII gathered at CharIotte's casuaI rehearsaI dinner. 我們?cè)谙木G蒂家集合 排演婚宴的流程
[13:59.52]You're like a lint tray. What's happening back here? 你的臉色真難看 發(fā)生了什么事?
[14:01.00]That Debbie is crazy. 那個(gè)黛比是個(gè)瘋子
[14:04.28]She came to my apartment with Steve and totally ambushed me. 她跟史蒂夫跑到我家來(lái)
[14:07.44]l had to hide under the bed to avoid them. 我得躲到床下
[14:11.84]-Seriously? -Maybe. -真的嗎? -或許吧
[14:14.72]-Did you see her? -Just her shoes and her nails. -你看到她了嗎? -我只看到她的鞋子跟趾甲
[14:16.32]-And? -Both acrylic. -結(jié)果呢? -都很假
[14:19.96]Maybe you should just meet her and get it over with. 或許你該跟她見個(gè)面
[14:21.24]l don't want to meet her. 我跟她見面就代表她真的存在 史蒂夫真的交了女朋友
[14:24.64]lf l meet her, she's real, and that means Steve has an actual girlfriend.
[14:27.96]ApparentIy I wasn't the onIy one who had troubIe Ietting go. 不是只有我無(wú)法放手
[14:32.72]Hey. What's happening there? 發(fā)生了什么事?
[14:33.08]Oh, you know. Bride, bride, bride. Blah, blah, blah. 大家都在聊新娘的事
[14:36.16]l just saw your fling go into the bathroom. lt's like shooting fish in a barrel. 我看到你的朋友到臥室去了
[14:41.48]Still no. -我還是不要 -這只是逢場(chǎng)作戲
[14:43.12]lt's just casual sex.
[14:44.16]Nothing's casual anymore. Not even when it says so on the invitation. 我不再逢場(chǎng)作戲 即使他是自己送上門
[14:50.60]Just go in there and see what happens. 去看看會(huì)發(fā)生什么事
[14:52.40]Worst comes to worst, you could always hide under the bed. 你可以躲到床下去
[14:59.64]I decided they were right. 我決定相信她們的話
[14:60.16]It was time to get back in the swing of things. 我該冒點(diǎn)險(xiǎn)了
[15:10.76]-Good to see you. -See you later.
[15:11.16]Hey, how are you? 你好嗎?
[15:13.68]Wow, this is kind of uncomfortable. 這真的是太難堪了
[15:18.32]Look, would you please stop calling me? l don't have time to chat. 請(qǐng)別再打電話給我 我沒空聊天
[15:21.40]l've got boutonnieres on my mind. -我心有所屬 -抱歉我沒有打電話給你
[15:23.92]l'm sorry l never called.
[15:24.08]No, l understand, you're busy. That time of year. 我了解，你很忙 小丑學(xué)校在做年度評(píng)鑒
[15:27.28]Final exams for Clown College or something.
[15:32.84]What would that entail, you think? -你覺得怎么做才能及格? -穿上超大號(hào)的鞋子
[15:34.56]The seating arrangements in the little car, walking in the floppy shoes--
[15:36.00]Squirting flower and nose application. -變出花來(lái)，戴上假鼻子? -別忘了丟派
[15:38.52]...continual pieing, the cloud-kissing....
[15:43.20]Maybe I wouId have a fIing. After aII, how bad couId it be? 或許我該跟他逢場(chǎng)作戲 畢竟那會(huì)有多糟糕呢?
[15:53.72]That night Howie and I had sex Iike we were teenagers again. 那晚豪威跟我 像青少年一樣做愛
[15:58.80]Meaning he had no idea what he was doing, and I didn't say anything. 他不知道自己在做什么 我什么都沒說(shuō)
[16:07.12]MeanwhiIe, Samantha was banging around as weII. 同時(shí)莎曼珊也在敲東西
[16:16.48]You have one new message. 你有一通新留言
[16:19.88]Hey, I'm here. It's pretty cooI. You miss me yet? 我已經(jīng)到了，這里很酷 開始想我了嗎?
[16:27.80]That's the thing about getting used to a man.: 那就是習(xí)慣同一個(gè)男人的問(wèn)題 他會(huì)對(duì)你緊盯不放
[16:27.100]There's aIways a catch.
[16:33.100]lt's here! 它來(lái)了
[16:36.84]Not just her wedding day, but The New York Times. 今天是她的結(jié)婚日 也是她登上紐約時(shí)報(bào)的日子
[16:45.04]Oh, my God! 天啊，我有胡子
[16:47.88]l have a moustache.
[16:51.40]lt's an ink stain. But look at me. Now, that is a terrific smile. 那是墨水印子，快來(lái)看 我笑得很燦爛
[16:55.76]This is a nightmare! -這是場(chǎng)噩夢(mèng) -或許只有我們的報(bào)紙是這樣
[16:58.32]lt's probably just our paper.
[16:59.44]Anyway, who cares? We're getting married today! 誰(shuí)在乎呢?我們要結(jié)婚了
[17:02.80]l look like Hitler! 我要辦一場(chǎng)猶太婚禮 我看起來(lái)像希特勒
[17:04.28]l'm having a Jewish wedding and l look like Hitler!
[17:06.20]HeIIo? -喂 -你的報(bào)紙上我長(zhǎng)了胡子嗎?
[17:09.08]ln your paper do l have a moustache?
[17:10.36]What? -什么? -你的結(jié)婚版，胡子
[17:11.76]ln your wedding section, does it look like l have a moustache?
[17:16.84]Hang on a minute. 等一下
[17:18.00]As I feared, my fIing had become a pain in the neck. 我的恐懼是對(duì)的 我的逢場(chǎng)作戲令我的頸受苦
[17:24.60]You do not look like Hitler. 你看起來(lái)不像希特勒
[17:27.76]Frito Bandito, maybe. -或許有點(diǎn)像菲瑞多班迪托 -噩運(yùn)已經(jīng)開始了
[17:27.68]The bad luck is starting already.
[17:36.00]Yeah. 對(duì)，上面的確沾了東西
[17:36.40]There's a IittIe something...
[17:39.08]but maybe it's just my paper. 但或許只有我的報(bào)紙有
[17:40.48]And your paper. -還有你的報(bào)紙 -我得掛電話了
[17:43.64]l have to go. 很明顯地夏綠蒂被打敗了 我也是
[17:43.08]CIearIy, CharIotte was bent out of shape, and so was I.
[17:48.16]Come on, granny. l'll take you to the Early Bird Special. 來(lái)吧，老奶奶 我?guī)闳ベI大特價(jià)商品
[17:53.04]Oh, God, don't make me laugh. 別逗我笑，真的很痛
[17:56.60]lt hurts. 這是玩高空秋千的后遺癥?
[17:57.88]ls this still from your days as a Flying Wallenda?
[17:59.56]That's my official story, and it's partially true. 我對(duì)外的說(shuō)法是那樣 但那只是部分原因
[18:02.24]But this is a sex-sprain. -事實(shí)上我是做愛時(shí)拉傷了 -真的太好了
[18:07.52]-Good for you. -No, it was not good for me. 不，我覺得一點(diǎn)都不好 那跟動(dòng)物交配差不多
[18:09.12]lt was jackrabbit sex. You know, pound, pound....
[18:14.56]-Are straight men still allowed to do that? -No, they aren't. lt's bad. 異性戀的男人可以那么做?
[18:16.68]不可以，我覺得很糟糕
[18:17.56]lt's basically masturbating with a woman instead of your hand. 那像是用女人手淫 我完全得不到樂趣
[18:22.56]l don't enjoy it. -凱莉，你來(lái)了 -你好
[18:24.84]Carrie, you made it!
[18:27.72]Hi.
[18:29.92]The jackrabbit? -他就是那頭禽獸? -我最好…
[18:30.00]-l better.... -Hop to it. 你去吧
[18:41.80]You look hot! 你看起來(lái)好誘人
[18:44.20]Thanks. 謝謝
[18:47.48]-Guess what? -What? 你猜怎么著? 我在麥色飯店訂了間套房
[18:51.56]l got a suite at The Mercer for later. King-size bed. Huge tub.
[18:51.92]超大的床跟浴缸 我們可以在我離開前吃個(gè)早餐
[18:56.84]We can have breakfast before l leave...
[18:56.12]unless, of course, we're busy doing something else. 除非我們還有別的事要忙
[19:03.96]l don't know. 我不知道
[19:05.56]l'm pretty tired from last night. 我因?yàn)樽蛲淼氖掠X得很累
[19:09.44]l'm only gonna be in town for another day, and l want to get to know you better. 我只會(huì)在城里再待一天 我想更進(jìn)一步了解你
[19:16.12]Okay, we'll see. 好吧，再看看
[19:19.28]We'll see? 再看看?我知道那是什么意思 你答應(yīng)了
[19:21.20]l know what ''we'll see'' means. lt means ''see you.''
[19:26.68]No. 不，我…
[19:28.44]No, the thing is...
[19:29.84]you're just visiting, so... 你只是來(lái)這里作客，我想…
[19:39.96]l figured it was a one-night kind of thing. 我以為那只是一夜情
[19:43.56]Just fun. 只是為了好玩
[19:51.40]lf l'd known you were just using me, l wouldn't have made love to you like that. 如果我知道你是在利用我
[19:52.88]我不會(huì)那樣跟你做愛
[20:01.24]We are here today to celebrate the union of two very special people: 今天我們齊聚一堂 為慶祝兩個(gè)人的結(jié)合
[20:06.28]Harry Goldenblatt and Charlotte York. 哈利葛登布拉特 跟夏綠蒂約克
[20:10.76]lt's important for everyone here to be a witness to this moment... 在場(chǎng)的賓客必須見證這一刻
[20:16.76]for the Jewish wedding ceremony has two parts. 因?yàn)楠q太婚禮分成兩個(gè)部分
[20:18.84]The first designates to the community... 一是向全世界的人宣布
[20:22.60]that the kaIIah, bride... 新郎跟新娘
[20:27.28]and the chatan, groom...
[20:27.100]are for one another alone. 就此相守一生
[20:33.44]And the second part gives them to one another. 第二部分是他們得對(duì)彼此承諾
[20:37.24]lt's a gift and a huge responsibility. 這是一項(xiàng)恩賜 也是項(xiàng)重責(zé)大任
[21:00.60]As one man sIipped a ring on... 當(dāng)新郎試著幫新娘戴上戒指
[21:03.08]one woman was stiII trying to sIip a braceIet off. 有個(gè)女人想拿掉她的手鐲
[21:18.48]Sorry. lt's a back spasm. l'm sorry. 抱歉，我的背部拉傷
[21:41.96]It seemed to CharIotte that the wedding had gone from Jewish Iaw to Murphy's Law. 看來(lái)這場(chǎng)婚禮 完全不符合猶太律法
[21:45.60]倒成了墨菲定律
[22:03.60]MazeI tov. 恭喜
[22:15.96]Charlotte, are you okay? 夏綠蒂，你沒事吧?
[22:17.52]This is a disaster. lt's the worst wedding in history. 這是有史以來(lái)最差勁的婚禮
[22:22.88]That's not true. 才怪 雖然我的視線只有這么高
[22:23.36]Although l only saw most of it from here down.
[22:26.84]Harry never should've walked in on me wearing my wedding dress. 哈利不該偷看我的婚紗 現(xiàn)在我們被詛咒了
[22:29.72]-Now we're cursed. -You're not cursed.
[22:32.84]你們沒有被詛咒 你們剛剛結(jié)婚了
[22:35.64]You're married. You just got married.
[22:37.68]l know... 我知道 但我希望一切都很完美
[22:38.76]but l wanted everything to be perfect.
[22:42.08]Okay, you have to stop with the tears. 別哭了 你第一次的婚禮非常完美
[22:43.48]You already had the perfect wedding...
[22:47.72]and the marriage, not so perfect. 但你的婚姻卻一敗涂地
[22:51.44]l think this is a good sign. 這是個(gè)好預(yù)兆 婚禮越糟糕婚姻越成功
[22:52.80]l think the worse the wedding, the better the marriage.
[22:56.40]-l have a stain on my dress. -That's good! -我的婚紗沾到了紅酒 -太棒了，那是個(gè)好預(yù)兆
[22:58.00]That's a good sign!
[23:01.96]You're just trying to make me feel better. 你只是在安慰我
[23:02.16]No, l'm trying to get you to open your eyes, because you're missing it. 我要你張開眼睛好好看看 因?yàn)槟沐e(cuò)過(guò)了它
[23:08.32]-What? -Everything! -什么? -你錯(cuò)過(guò)了你的婚禮
[23:10.20]You're missing your wedding.
[23:13.40]You have a wonderful man who loves you... 你嫁給一個(gè)深愛你的好男人
[23:15.96]who'll be there to catch you when you fall. Do you know how special that is? 你有不順時(shí)他會(huì)陪著你 那不特別嗎?
[23:19.04]l would love to find a man who's strong enough to catch me. 我想找個(gè) 愿意陪著我的堅(jiān)強(qiáng)男人
[23:25.72]So let's get to that reception, so you can fall on a cake or something. 我們快去參加婚宴 你可以摔倒在蛋糕上
[23:30.00]Okay.
[23:35.96]-Okay? -Perfect still, of course. -好嗎? -太棒了
[23:42.80]Oh, Christ! 天啊
[23:51.28]Are you okay? -你沒事吧? -沒事
[23:50.48]Yeah. l'm just feeling a little sad. 我覺得很難過(guò) 它真的是太美了
[23:54.32]lt was just so beautiful.
[23:56.44]-The ceremony? -My bracelet. -你是指婚禮嗎? -我的手鐲
[24:05.16]Ladies and gentIemen, can I have your attention, pIease? 各位先生女士，請(qǐng)注意
[24:06.56]God, it's time for the toast. Top me off, l'm next. 天啊，要舉杯致意了 幫我倒酒，下一個(gè)是我
[24:11.16]I wouId Iike to raise a gIass... 我希望大家一起舉杯
[24:13.20]to Harry and CharIotte... 敬哈利跟夏綠蒂
[24:16.100]because they found each other despite aII the buIIshit. 因?yàn)樗麄冊(cè)诼熘e言的世界中 找到了彼此
[24:23.68]世途險(xiǎn)惡
[24:26.48]It's tough out there. I mean, peopIe don't care Iike they used to.
[24:27.96]大家不像以前那么細(xì)心
[24:30.12]PeopIe Ieave you hanging. 他們喜歡耍著你玩
[24:34.40]PeopIe... 他們?nèi)际琴v人
[24:36.40]are a bitch.
[24:38.96]ls this a toast or a roast? -他要干杯還是要罵人? -大家為愛干杯吧
[24:40.44]So here's to Iove!
[24:43.04]And Iove means never... 愛就是永遠(yuǎn)都不要說(shuō)
[24:46.52]ever...
[24:49.44]having to say.:
[24:51.72]You used me for sex! “你利用我滿足性欲”
[24:56.68]Thanks, Howie. That's nice. -謝謝豪威，太棒了 -不，等一下
[24:60.64]恭喜
[25:03.16]It was a Mazel Tov cocktaiI. 這是跟新人致意
[25:07.28]Carrie said, ''The worse the wedding, the better the marriage.'' 凱莉說(shuō)婚禮越糟糕 婚姻越完美
[25:11.28]Then l think Howie just got us to our Silver. 我想豪威讓我們 一定撐得到銀婚
[25:18.32]Hi. 大家注意，太棒了
[25:20.44]HeIIo. Great.
[25:24.12]I wouId Iike to congratuIate... 我要恭喜我的朋友 勇敢的夏綠蒂
[25:25.88]my very brave friend, CharIotte...
[25:32.16]who knows what she wants... 她知道自己要什么 并且努力去爭(zhēng)取幸福
[25:32.36]and who goes for it.
[25:35.52]Not everyone can do that. 那不是每個(gè)人都能辦到的
[25:40.80]EspeciaIIy when it comes to Iove... 更何況是為了追尋愛
[25:43.08]some of us can't even... 有些人甚至無(wú)法將愛說(shuō)出口
[25:46.08]say the words.
[25:48.64]But.... 但是…
[25:56.92]Sorry, hon. Good speech, though. 抱歉，但你說(shuō)得很好
[25:60.40]Maybe Miranda just got us to our Gold. 或許米蘭達(dá)能讓我們撐到金婚
[26:04.24]恭喜
[26:45.24]He's certainly acrobatic. 他真的很耍寶
[26:48.20]Oh, yeah. He's the regular Jerk du SoIeiI. 他是個(gè)耍雜技大混蛋
[26:53.04]Do you think everyone knows l slept with him? -大家都知道我跟他上過(guò)床? -對(duì)
[26:56.64]Yes. And they all think you're a big whore-ah. 大家都覺得你是個(gè)爛女人
[27:08.80]-l don't like this. l'm afraid! -Of what? -我很害怕 -你怕什么?
[27:09.16]What's the worst that can happen? We'll live happily ever after? 還會(huì)發(fā)生什么更糟糕的事? 我們會(huì)過(guò)著幸福快樂的生活?
[27:23.68]And, of course, this being a wedding, there was one more catch to go. 這場(chǎng)婚禮的精彩好戲還在后面
[27:28.28]Okay! Who's ready to catch the bouquet?
[27:29.76]誰(shuí)準(zhǔn)備要接住捧花?
[27:32.84]Not me. l've lit myself on fire. 我才不要，我的演講稿著火 還在賓客們面前驚慌失措
[27:35.40]l've showed emotion in public. l think l'm done.
[27:40.40]-Oh, you were fabulous. -l believe you mean flammable. -我受夠了 -你表現(xiàn)得很棒
[27:42.56]我相信你是說(shuō)我是“易燃品”
[27:46.92]Okay, now you're done. 你真的受夠了
[27:48.76]It wasn't a perfect catch... 她不能抓住捧花
[27:59.04]and neither was mine. 我也表現(xiàn)得不怎么樣
[28:02.72]But I survived because I have a good safety net. 但我撐了下來(lái) 因?yàn)槲矣泻馨舻陌踩W(wǎng)
