教授和他的學生
A Grad student, a post-doc, and a professor arewalking through a city park and they find an antiqueoil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puffof smoke.
一個研究生,一個博士后和一位教授正步行穿過一個城市公園。他們發(fā)現(xiàn)了一盞古油燈。他們把燈擦了擦,冒出一陣煙,跳出一個妖怪來。
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
妖怪說:“我通常只滿足三個愿望。所以,我可以幫你們每個人實現(xiàn)一個愿望。”
"Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboatwith a gorgeous woman who sunbathes in bikini." Poof! He's gone.
“我先說!我先說!”研究生說。“我想去巴哈馬群島,駕駛著一艘游艇,上面有一位美女,穿著比基尼曬太陽。”噗!他不見了。
"Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with ahula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof! He's gone.
“下面該我說了!下面該我說了!”博士后說。“我想去夏威夷,躺在沙灘上放松,一邊有個人跳草裙舞,另一邊放著邁泰雞尾酒。”噗!他也不見了。
"You're next," the Genie says to the professor.
“下面該你了。”妖怪對教授說。
The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."
教授說:“我想讓這兩個家伙中飯后回到實驗室。”