偶像勵志英語演講 44:讓父母為你驕傲(4)

[00:00.30]I am, however, an expert in pretending to be an expert in various areas, 然而，我卻是個善于在很多領域假裝成專家的專家。 [00:05.38]so just randomly like everything else in this speech. 所以就像這篇演講稍后隨便提到的其他事情一樣， [00:13.52]I am or I was an expert in kissing on stage and on screen. 我是或者我曾是在舞臺或銀幕上接吻的專家。 [00:21.43]How did I prepare for this? 我是怎么準備接吻的? [00:26.46]Well most of my preparation for this was took place in my school or rather behind my suburban high school in New Jersery 很多準備工作是在新澤西州郊區(qū)的高中或者在學校后面的某個角落完成的。 [00:37.23]one is obliged to do great deal of kissing in my line of work. 我工作的過程中有大量的親吻戲， [00:47.33]Air kissing, kissing up and of course actual kissing. 飛吻，回吻等，當然這些都是真實的吻。 [00:56.44]Much like hookers, actors have to do it with people we may not like or even know. 因為演員的工作有時和妓女差不多，不得不和不喜歡甚至不認識的人接吻。 [01:07.11]We may have to do it with friends, 我們有時不得不親吻自己的朋友， [01:09.31]which, believe it or not is particularly awkward, 不管你信不信，這樣很尷尬， [01:12.14]for people of my generation, it's awkward. 對我們這代人來說，這確實是件很尷尬的事情。 [01:21.48]My other areas of faux expertise, river rafting, miming the effects of radiation poisoning, 我還擅長在其他領域假裝，如溪流泛舟、解決核輻射外泄、 [01:29.45]knowing which shoes go with which bag, coffee plantationing, 時裝搭配、咖啡種植、 [01:35.48]Turkish, Polish, German, French, Italian, that Iowa-Italian from The Bridges of Madison County, 模仿土耳其口音、波蘭口音、德國口音、法國口音、意大利口音、《麥迪遜之橋》里面的愛荷華式意大利口音、 [01:42.29]bit of the Bronx, Aramaic, Yiddish, Irish clog dancing, cooking, 一些布朗克斯語、阿拉姆語、意第緒語、愛爾蘭木屐舞、烹飪、 [01:48.54]singing, riding hourses, knitting, playing the violin, and simulating steamy sexual encounters. 唱歌、騎馬、編織、拉小提琴、模仿曖昧的性接觸等等。 [01:57.01]These are some of the areas in which I have pretended quite proficiently to be successful, or the other way around. 這是一些我假裝熟練并且取得成功的領域。 [02:08.32]As have many women here, I'm sure. 我確信，在場的很多女性也和我一樣在某些領域很擅長假裝。

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