艾倫脫口秀193:最受矚目的喜劇演員

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Our first guest's hands down one of the funniest comedians around this weekend.

我們的第一位嘉賓是本周 最受矚目的喜劇演員

And she's hosting the 2015 MTV Movie Awards.

她即將主持2015美國MTV電影大獎

Please welcome the fantastic Amy Schumer.

下面有請艾米?舒默

How are you?Good You know we did no see that coming at all.

最近怎么樣 很不錯 沒想到你跳了段舞蹈

It's a surprise to everybody. It's even to you, maybe.

讓大家都受驚了 你自己也沒想到吧

Including myself, yes. You did not know you'll do it.

對 我也沒想到我會來這么一出 你自己也沒想到你會這么跳

Wow. So, uh, hi.Hi. How's the...The poster doing, that we gave you?

哇 嗨 嗨 那個 我們給你的那個海報怎么樣了

Well, I realize when I got home that it was a hustle hustle gift.

我回到家的時候 我發(fā)現(xiàn)那份禮物太擁擠了

What!? It's you got me that that portrait and I live in Manhattan.

什么 你給了我那幅肖像畫 我住在曼哈頓

So my apartment is the size of this chair.

所以我的公寓差不多和這椅子差不多大

So it takes up my whole apartment.Oh, no. Yeah.

所以基本上占據(jù)了我整個公寓了 不會吧 對

Why don't you move here?Then you'd have a bigger place.

為什么不搬來這里生活 那樣公寓就大一點了

Do you like it here?But... I mean I don't fit in here.

你喜歡這里嗎 是 但是我不適合這里

Just look straight body type and I got to let my arms register as legs,

看看我這的身材 我的胳膊和腿就跟長反了一樣

and it just like...Why is that octopus on sunset? Is that...

看起來就像 看那個夕陽下的章魚

It's not for me out there. No.It's not. You know. No, but...

這里不適合我 不嗎 真不適合 不 但是

What do you do when you're here?I cry.Okay.I just sit in my room,balling, no, I..

你在這能干什么 哭 好吧 我就坐在房間里 縮成一團(tuán)

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