艾倫脫口秀194:是不是很女神

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Well, last time I was here wait from the show,

上次我來(lái)這等節(jié)目的時(shí)候

I.. I got court.. court side tickets to a Laker game.

我拿了票去看湖人球賽

That's fun. Yeah, 'cause my...my business agent thought I was mad at him for sexually harassing me.

那挺有意思的 對(duì) 因?yàn)?我的代理人以為我生他的氣 因?yàn)樗则}擾我

Well. - No, but I'm like 33 So I'm just starting to really appreciate that.

好吧 不 因?yàn)橄裎疫@種33歲的女人 我得慶幸 有人還會(huì)性騷擾我

You know what I mean? I see. I see.

你知道什么意思嗎 我知道

Well it's sure I can't speak for everyone,I'm not like "Sexual her up." But,

當(dāng)然 不是每個(gè)人都這樣 我不是那種欲求不滿的人 但是

in your 20s you feel like you walk around,like walk past a construction site,

你二十幾歲的時(shí)候外出被騷擾 就比如說(shuō)經(jīng)過(guò)工地

you become like, oh, like don't...But then in your 30s.

你會(huì)說(shuō) 不要 不要啊 但是當(dāng)你上了三十多了

You know I'm just like.. "What about this?" Like, "How about..." Yep.

你就會(huì)像這樣 老娘這里性感嗎 這里呢 對(duì)

It's like my skirts over my head, and I'm like "Uh".

然后把裙子撩過(guò)頭頂

They are like "We are eating."But um....it changes, it really does.

他們一臉嫌棄地說(shuō) 別鬧了 吃飯呢 但是 二十歲和三十歲肯定是不一樣的

It changes so... I.. I got court-side seats,

變化很大 我拿到了場(chǎng)邊票

Which you've sat at court side at a game, right? I have.

你也是場(chǎng)邊票吧 對(duì)

I thought there will be free boos.Um... It's not. It's not.

我以為 會(huì)有人對(duì)我吹口哨呢 然而 是我想太多

I used to get beyond the team to get free boos. So,I go,

我靠近球隊(duì) 為了贏得歡呼 所以我就去了

I get randomly sit next to see Diana Agron.

我隨便一坐 靠著戴安娜?阿格龍

You know the actor she's on Glee.She's the cheeerleader queen.

她出演過(guò)"歡樂(lè)合唱團(tuán)" 她是拉拉隊(duì)女王

I bet you know how hot she is.

我知道你們都認(rèn)為她超性感

Yeah, there we go, there is the picture,thanks for.... Yes, isn't that great?

對(duì) 就是這樣 這是拍到的照片 還真得謝謝了 是不是很女神

She's like the most gorgeous girl ever.

她看起來(lái)真是美翻了

Her name was Queen on that show to pull off that name

在這場(chǎng)比賽中完美詮釋了女王這一頭銜

Like if my name was queen on the show They'd be like,

如果我是比賽中的女王 他們肯定會(huì)這樣

"Oh, the jolly Irish crowns keeper that..."Does it Jim tie it again, you know.

那個(gè)歡脫的愛(ài)爾蘭人拿著皇冠 要是再弄一遍

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