艾倫脫口秀323:愛(ài)偷瞟美女

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Hi,there,what a nice introduction.

嘿 很棒的介紹

Yeah,well,I do,I think of you as a very seductive man

是的 我認(rèn)為你是個(gè)很有魅力的男人

That's a lot of to live up to,yeah,I know it is,but you will,you will live up to it,I have to

要達(dá)到那個(gè)要求很難 我知道 但是你可以做到 我沒(méi)得選擇

Happy belated Valentine's day,thank you very much

給你說(shuō)聲遲到的情人節(jié)快樂(lè) 非常感謝

what did you do to celebrate?Well,I had to work

怎么慶祝情人節(jié) 那天我在工作

But I promised my wife I would not wortk on St.Patty's day.Ok so you are gonna make up for?

但是我答應(yīng)我妻子 我在圣帕特里克節(jié)會(huì)不工作 算是補(bǔ)償

Every day is valentine's day for me,my house，and I think I'm a good husband

對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)每天都是情人節(jié) 我覺(jué)得我是一個(gè)好丈夫

You know,I think I'm very romantic

我覺(jué)得我很浪漫

And I do have a wandering eye,though,I'll admit that,like a lot of guys,I have a wandering eye

偶爾也看看美女 這點(diǎn)我承認(rèn) 跟很多人一樣 我也愛(ài)偷瞟美女

But,luckily,my other eye is a lazy eye,so it's a push,it's a push,they can't slay each other out

但是還好 我另一只眼很懶 所以這算持平 兩只眼睛誰(shuí)都打不贏誰(shuí)

Hilarious,all right,I guess you took a class,I took a class,yeah,The Art of Seduction and it was very interesting

太逗了 聽(tīng)說(shuō)你上了一課 我參加了一個(gè)非常有趣的課程 叫做“誘惑的藝術(shù)”

It shows women how to attract men,I wish they had one of those classes for guys you know

這個(gè)課程教授女人們?cè)趺次腥?真希望他們也有教男人怎么吸引女人的課程

Because up until now I thought that women were just attracted by shiny things you know like glittering things.

因?yàn)橹钡浆F(xiàn)在我都覺(jué)得 女人只會(huì)被閃亮亮的東西吸引 像那些閃著金光的東西

Then I remember no,that's crows,crows are attracted to shiny things

后來(lái)我才記起來(lái)那是烏鴉 烏鴉才被閃亮亮的東西吸引

So this is a very worthwhile class I think for women.It was interesting just to see what they teach in this

所以我覺(jué)得這是個(gè)很值得女人學(xué)習(xí)的課程 光看看她們是怎么教學(xué)的就很有意思

You learned a lot,I watched it.let's show the people what happened when you went to this class

我看過(guò)了 你學(xué)了不少 讓我們展示一下上課時(shí)都發(fā)生了些什么

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