艾倫脫口秀324:神奇的魔法

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You look fantastic.Thank you,so do you.I just said that back stage,that's sweet.thank you

你看起來好極了 多謝 你也是 我剛在后臺還說了呢 你真好

So have you ever done one of those,I didn't even know those classes existed,have you ever taken a seductive class

你有參加過那種傳說中的教你怎么誘惑別人的課程嗎

No,I haven't,but all the girls in my work do a weekly class every saturday

我沒有 但是我的其他女同事 每周六都去上這種課

And now they've put a pole in the make up room

然后他們居然在化妝間里放了一根鋼管舞的鋼管

Really?yes,they're really into it and I love it because you know,they've all come out of their shell and they feel great and confident

真的嗎 真的 她們練得很投入 我覺得這樣挺好的 因為她們都從自己的小世界里走了出來 并感覺很好很健康

It's supposed t be a great workout,like not just a seduction thing,but it's hard to do

這應(yīng)該是種很好的鍛煉 不僅僅是誘惑人這么簡單 其實是很難

Because I've done it as a joke on the show,and it's really hard to do

因為我在節(jié)目里開玩笑地試過一次 然后發(fā)現(xiàn)真的好難啊

yeah,they are all sore when they come in Monday morning,they're complaining about how sore they are

是啊 當(dāng)她們周一早上上班的時候 各個腰酸背痛的 她們都抱怨渾身都疼死了

The one downside I will say is that they all have bruised kness,yeah,They say from the pole

對了 我要說這項運動有一個不好的地方 所有練的人膝蓋都有擦傷 是的 她們都說是鋼管弄的

And there are these portable poles apparently that you can buy,they've all bought them and put them up in their houses

你可以買到那種自由裝卸的鋼管 她們都買了一根裝在家里

Right,Okay,well I'm not going to go there,there are lot of places to go with that,the husands and wives are all very happy about it

好吧 反正我不要遭這罪 雖然有很多地方都有類似的東西 老公老婆的都很喜歡這個

And how's the little girl doing,she is delicious,how old is she

你女兒最近怎樣 她很可愛 她多大了

Everyone asks me everyday how's Stella,she's ugly and stupid,yeah,She's so ridiculously cute,I get it

每一天我遇到的人都要問我我女兒怎么樣了 她又丑又蠢 好吧 她實在是可愛至極 明白

I have to say every minute I love her more and every day is more fun

我要說每一分鐘我都更加愛她 每一天都變得更加有趣

You know something strange happened to me Because I didn't want to be a mother

生活在我身上施了一個神奇的魔法 因為我本意并不想做一個母親

You know I never thought I was going to have children,it was never something sort of that I thought i wanted to do,because

我從來沒有生孩子的念頭 那從來不曾是我所追求過的

I sort of had a rough childhood,and didn't really associate childhood with necessarily happy time

因為我的童年并不幸福 所以我也并不認(rèn)為童年一定是幸福的時光

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