艾倫脫口秀466:狂按喇叭
Thank you very much,I appreciate it.
非常感謝 非常感謝大家
Thank you for creating that wonderful wonderful sound,
謝謝你們創(chuàng)造了這么美妙的聲音
We created a wonderful sound,If I could,I'd give each and every one of you a Grammy nomination for "Best applause" and "Best noise",so.
我們創(chuàng)造了一種美妙的聲音 如果我能 我會(huì)給你們每個(gè)人一項(xiàng)格萊美提名 最佳掌聲和最佳噪音
I need your applause today,my day did not start out so great.
今天我很需要掌聲跟歡呼 我的一天開始得不是很順利
This morning I hit every light on the way to work,
早上來工作的路上我“碰”到了每個(gè)紅綠燈
The next time I'm gonna take the suncover off my windshield,
下次我該把遮陽布從車窗玻璃上掀掉
Because that's dangerous.
因?yàn)樯w著還真危險(xiǎn)
While I was driving,I heard a lot of honking,
開車路上我聽到了很多的喇叭聲
But it's the Canadian geese season and I was driving through the park,So maybe that was it,
但現(xiàn)在是加拿大鵝季 我又剛好是開過一個(gè)公園 所以也許是這個(gè)原因吧
Not the park,the pond,I actually went through the pond,again,the shield,
不是公園 是個(gè)池塘 我從一個(gè)池塘開了過去 不好意思 因?yàn)檎陉柌?/p>
You know,I know that sometimes using your horn is necessary,
我了解有時(shí)候按喇叭是必要的
But some people use their horn too much,Do you agree with me?that there's too much,too much honking.
但有些人喇叭按太頻繁了 你們同意嗎 按太多了
Some people,it's like that they can't wait,they're driving just for the horn,
有些人太等不及了 感覺像是他們開車就是為了按喇叭一樣
they can not wait to use the,that's like they are siting in the red light,with their hand on their horn,
迫不及待的要按喇叭 他們應(yīng)該是等紅燈的時(shí)候 手就放在喇叭上
Like it's a buzzer on Jeopardy or something like that,So the light turns,alright,
就像《Jeopardy》的按鈕一樣 一綠燈就 好的好的
And there's always a person in the middle of the traffic jam,who just starts honking,
而且在車隊(duì)中總有那么一個(gè)人 第一時(shí)間就開始狂按喇叭
Like everybody else is just sitting there,waiting for someone to remind them to go.Oh,okay,I didn't know.
好像其他人都只是傻坐在那里 等著別人提醒已經(jīng)綠燈了一樣 哦 我沒注意呢
