英語笑話笑死人不償命43: 完美解決之道

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The Perfect Solution

完美解決之道

President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with his staff.

史拉伯總統(tǒng)和他的幕僚正搭機(jī)橫越美國上空。

Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration:

忽然間他心中突發(fā)奇想，

"You know, I think I'll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy. "

“我想由窗口扔一張五十元美鈔下去，讓某個人高興一下。”

"Mr.President,why don't you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy?"

“總統(tǒng)先生，您為什么不丟五張十元的鈔票讓五個人高興呢?”

suggested his celebrated Secretary of State Vice President Partridge caught on.

著名的國務(wù)卿建議道。

“Golly,Mr.President, why don' t you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy?"

副總統(tǒng)派翠基接著說：“啊，總統(tǒng)先生，您為什么不丟五十張一元鈔票，好讓五十個人高興呢?”

The pilot turned around and said, "Why don’t you just throw yourself out the window and make everybody happy?"

這時飛機(jī)駕駛員轉(zhuǎn)身說道：“為什么你不把自己丟出窗外，好讓每個人都高興呢?”