聽(tīng)美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)-摩登家庭第一季 第24集：照全家福

- We're home!
- Oh, thank God!
我們回來(lái)了
謝天謝地

- Hello!
- Manny, let's go change.
大家好
- Manny 去換衣服吧

Hey.
There's my beautiful wife.
我美麗的太太

I know you're mad at me, And I know
this foam finger can't map for everything --
我知道你生我的氣
這個(gè)大手指雖然不能彌補(bǔ)...

Honey, you just go change, and we'll
talk about what you did later.
你快去換衣服 等下再找你算賬

Okay. Hey...
好吧

Thank you so much
for those tickets.
謝謝你的票

Gloria tells me
you had a real good time.
Gloria跟我說(shuō)你玩得挺樂(lè)呵呀

Not really.
No, I didn't.
沒(méi)有 真沒(méi)有

God, I love your daughter.
我只愛(ài)你女兒一個(gè)

Ohh! I should -- I should come by
and kiss that step --
我早該親好樓梯的...

Fix that step.
修好這樓梯

you're acting like I wanted
to destroy the house.
你說(shuō)得好像我存心把家砸了一樣

No, I just think it's odd
That the majority of things you destroyed
我只是想不通你砸的大部分東西

- Were sent to us by my mom.
- Oh, okay, okay, okay,
好像都是我媽送給的呀
好吧好吧

So while I'm fighting off
that filthy creature,
當(dāng)我在和這惡心的東西斗爭(zhēng)的時(shí)候

I actually stop and say,
"oh, you know what?
我莫非還停下來(lái)說(shuō) 唉知道嗎"""

Here's the opportunity
I've always been looking for
我就等著這個(gè)絕好的機(jī)會(huì)

"To destroy
our kitschiest objects."
可以把家里最俗氣的東西都砸了

kitschiest?
Oh, she's gonna love that.
最俗氣 她聽(tīng)到真要高興死了

You know, if you would have just
come with me to the wedding,
你要是跟我去了那婚禮

None of this
would have happened.
這種事根本就不會(huì)發(fā)生

Okay, so you are angry.
說(shuō)到底你還是怪我啊

Mitchell, I get it.
Mitchell 我明白

You're terrified
of small talk...And birds.
你怕跟人閑聊 還怕鳥(niǎo)

You're just lucky that pigeon didn't
want to chat you up About the weather.
你真幸運(yùn)啊 那鳥(niǎo)沒(méi)開(kāi)口和你聊天氣

- Hello, Jay.
- Hello, guys.
- 你好 Jay
你們好

Oh, God! Oh, you look like
the guy from "dance fever"!
天哪 你看上去像"狂熱炫舞"里那人

- Thank you.
- Deney Terrio. Cleveland, Ohio.
謝謝
- Deney Terrio來(lái)自俄亥俄州克利夫蘭

Dad, really.
That is not a compliment.
爸 別搗亂 我可不是在夸你

That's why I wanted you
to try those on earlier. Turn around.
我早叫你要試試看了 轉(zhuǎn)身

The picture can't happen today.
My pimple's getting worse.
照片不能拍了 我的痘痘越來(lái)越厲害了

Oh, honey, I am so sorry.
Can you stand?
寶貝 真抱歉 你還站得住嗎

Yeah?
- Well, then, the picture's happening.
能吧
那就得給我拍

It's all anybody's gonna see!
大家都會(huì)看到的

I wouldn't be so sure
about that.
這我可說(shuō)不準(zhǔn)

Did you get a look
at her dress?
你看到她的裙子沒(méi)

What?! Why would I look
at her dress? I love you!
啥 我看她裙子干嘛 我愛(ài)你

Mrs. Dunphy.
The sun is setting.
Dunphy太太 太陽(yáng)要下山了

Oh, okay, yeah, this is happening.
Everybody, come on, let's go.
好了好了 這就拍吧 大家快過(guò)來(lái)

Hold it. Be careful. I stained some
furniture out there this afternoon.
慢著 當(dāng)心點(diǎn) 我下午在外面油漆了點(diǎn)家具

Of course you did, dad.
Anything else I need to know about?
知道了 爸爸 還有什么要告訴我的嗎

Maybe the neighbors on either side
Are having a paintball fight.
隔壁鄰居有沒(méi)有在玩彩彈槍什么的

Now, watch this.
小心點(diǎn)

Dad, in his infinite wisdom,
stained furniture today.
老爸突發(fā)奇想今天去漆家具

Don't touch it.
It's wet.
別碰到 油漆未干

- Hurry, hurry!
- Put that down, sweetheart.
快點(diǎn)快點(diǎn)
- 放下吧 寶貝

- Okay, okay, we got it. Now we're gonna go out here.
- We're ready.
- 好了好了 過(guò)來(lái)了 到草坪上去吧
準(zhǔn)備好了

- Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?!
Ay.
- 天哪 開(kāi)什么玩笑
啊

All right, how do you --
How do you turn the sprinklers off?
對(duì)了 這個(gè)噴頭要怎么關(guān)掉啊

Ay, of course,
because I'm Latina,
是啊是啊 我是拉丁人嘛

I'm supposed to know everything
about gardening and sprinklers!
這些花園啦 噴頭啦 我就都該知道

You were here
when they installed it!
他們裝的時(shí)候你在場(chǎng)嘛

Ay, yeah.
啊 是哦

Ay... The box is across the yard.
額... 控制盒在草地那一邊

You mean
the now-soaking-wet yard?
你是說(shuō)現(xiàn)在徹底濕答答的草坪?

That's great.
We are screwed.
要命 這下完了

No, we're not.
不 沒(méi)事的

We haven't unwrapped
our secret weapon yet.
我們的秘密武器還沒(méi)拿出來(lái)呢

Luke walks over there,
hurt locker-style,
Luke走過(guò)去 像拆彈部隊(duì)那樣

Flips the switch,
and boom! --
關(guān)上開(kāi)關(guān) 砰...

Or, not boom --
water off.
哦 不是砰 是水停了

Put the "he" in "hero," son.
大丈夫身先士卒吧 兒子

hurt locker.
拆彈部隊(duì)

It's -- it's more like
squirt locker.
我看 比較像"噴水部隊(duì)"

Really?
That wasn't funny?
喂 不好笑嗎

I actually pity you guys.
我真是同情你們

No! No time to celebrate!
Stop it!
不 這不是慶祝的時(shí)候 停停

- We don't have a lot of time.
- All right, everybody,
沒(méi)什么時(shí)間了
大家來(lái)吧

- if I can have the little ones out front --
- You know what, sir?
小孩站在前面...
我說(shuō)那誰(shuí)啊

If you don't mind...
I've got this.
不介意的話聽(tīng)我指揮

Come on, people.
Let's get out here.
來(lái)吧各位 快點(diǎn)過(guò)來(lái)

Haley, Alex, I need you to
unwrap your brother, all right?
Haley Alex 快把弟弟的包裝拆了

I need the Dunphys
over on this side.
Dunphy一家的站這里

Dad, you're in the middle.
爸 你們站中間

Mitchell, Cam, Lily
on this end.
Mitchell Cam Lily站那邊

Okay.
好吧

Listen.
Uh-Huh?
聽(tīng)著
怎么了

I know I screwed up,
我知道我混蛋

But if ever you're
in my arms again...
你要肯重新回到我的懷抱...

- Phil, not now.
- Yes, now!
- Phil 現(xiàn)在別說(shuō)
就現(xiàn)在

I don't want to look at this
picture when I'm 80 years old
我不想等80歲的時(shí)候看著這張照片

And you're long dead and know
that you were angry at me When we took it!
看著照片里對(duì)我生氣的你
想著現(xiàn)實(shí)中早已去世的你

Phil, we'll talk
about what you did later.
Phil 你干了什么我們等會(huì)兒再說(shuō)

Okay, everybody.
Eyes over here.
好了各位 看這邊

I didn't do anything.
She kissed me.
我什么都沒(méi)干 是她親我的

What?!
Who kissed you?
什么 誰(shuí)親你了

Gloria.
- What?!
Gloria
啊