聽美劇學(xué)英語-摩登家庭第二季 第5集：遠離電子產(chǎn)品比賽

Mom. The dog again.

媽 那狗又在吠

I know baby. I want to strangle that crazy old thing.

聽到了 寶貝 我想掐死那條瘋老狗

Just ignore it.

別理它就是了

It's easy for you to ignore

對你來說確實容易

because you have the old-man hearing.

因為你已經(jīng)老耳閉塞

But Manny and I -- we have the young ears.

但是我跟曼尼有著朝氣蓬勃的雙耳

I don't get how one dog keeps you awake

我就不明白你怎么會受不了一條咆哮狗

when you grew up sleeping through

你老家滿街都是斗雞和武裝革命

cockfights and revolutions.

應(yīng)該早習(xí)慣了吧

Mm-hmm. Very funny, Jay.

很好笑 杰

Manny hasn't been able to sleep in weeks.

曼尼已經(jīng)好幾個禮拜都沒睡好覺了

It's screwing his brain for school.

他都沒精神上課

And it doesn't stop.

那狗吠個不停

It goes on and on and on and on and on and on

一直不停地叫啊叫啊叫啊叫啊叫啊叫啊

- and on and on and on. - Yes, that could be annoying.

叫啊叫啊-行了 這聲挺煩的

That's it. I'm going over there.

我受夠了 我去找他們

Gloria, now, don't go starting something

歌洛莉亞 別惹事

because whenever you do, I'm the one that --

因為不管你干什么 最后還不是我善后

That she couldn't hear.

這聲她倒是可以不理會

They're gone. Cam.

他們都不見了 小卡

All the children are gone.

所有的小孩都不見了

What children?

什么孩子們

I was running in the park,

我在公園跑步

and I noticed that none of the kids

然后我發(fā)現(xiàn)

Lily usually plays with were there.

跟莉莉一起玩的小孩都不見了

- Well, it's still early. - But then I ran into Lori.

現(xiàn)在還早著呢-但是我遇到了羅莉

Boobs Lori or adult-braces Lori?

大胸羅莉還是牙套羅莉

Great-shoes Lori.-Oh,I like her.

美鞋羅莉-我喜歡她

And she said that they all sent their kids to preschool.

她說他們都把孩子送去上幼兒園了

What?! We agreed to wait till next year.

什么 我們說好了明年再上的

It was a fake-out to make sure that their kids got a spot.

那是忽悠我們 好給自家孩子爭取名額

Those skinny bitches.

那些瘦婊子

We have got to get her into school, Cameron,

我們必須去報名 卡梅隆

or else she's gonna fall behind.

不然她就落后了

Don't you think I know that?

你以為我不知道嗎

This is perfect.

真夠絕的

Oh, leave it to the gays

讓那對基佬

to raise the only underachieving Asian in America.

養(yǎng)出美利堅唯一一個成績爛的亞洲小孩吧

[亞洲學(xué)生在美國一般成績都比較優(yōu)秀]

Okay, here you go.

好了 這個給你

Guys, breakfast.

伙計們 吃早餐了

Guys. Phil. Hello.

伙計們 菲爾 理我一下

Totally with you.

我在我在

Kids, put your dishes in the dishwasher.

孩子們 盤子放到洗碗機里去

Okay, no. That's it.

好了 我受夠了

Everybody, gadgets down now!

每個人都給老娘把手里的玩意兒放下

Why are you freaking out?

你干嘛發(fā)飆

Because you're all so involved with your little gizmos,

因為這些玩意把你們魂都勾跑了

nobody is even talking.

都沒人講話了

Families are supposed to talk.

家人彼此間應(yīng)該交流

What are you doing that's so important?

你在處理什么了不得的事嗎

Oh, I'm locking in my fantasy roster.

我在搗鼓俺的夢幻烤爐

I'm unbeatable.

我戰(zhàn)無不勝

We're totally getting an aboveground pool.

我們正要建一個地上泳池

Die, stupid, die!

去死吧 蠢貨 去死吧

Luke, I told you to put that down now.

盧克 我叫你把那東西放下

Come on, buddy.

快點 小子

One second. I'm about to beat dad's record.

等一下 我就要破老爸的記錄了

You heard your mother.

聽媽媽的話

What is so funny?

有什么這么好笑

Nothing.

沒什么

Mom's insane. Thank you, Haley.

老媽瘋了 謝謝 海莉

At least we talk.

至少我們在交流

Hello.

喂

Hey, it's me. What's a good preschool?

是我 哪所幼兒園比較好

Uh, well, our kids went to Wagon Wheel.

我家小孩去的是沃根威爾

And it was good? You liked it?

那所好嗎 你喜歡嗎

Oh, well, you know my kids

你知道我的小孩

are middle-management material at best.

反正也都不是什么太好的胚子

Didn't want to waste a lot of money --

也不想在他們身上浪費太多錢

Yes, Mitchell, it's good.

米奇爾 那所不賴

Why the interest?

干嗎突然問這個

I just realized that all of Lily's friends

我突然發(fā)現(xiàn)莉莉的玩伴們

are going to school this year, and now she's late.

今年都上幼兒園了 她現(xiàn)在落后了

Don't worry. She can wait another year.

別擔(dān)心 她可以明年再上

Just buy her a Blackberry,

給她買部黑莓手機就是了

that's all she's gonna want to do anyway.

反正現(xiàn)在的小孩就愛它

What did she say?

她說什么

She says to buy her a Blackberry.

她說給莉莉買部黑莓手機

Lily doesn't have the dexterity for that, Claire!

莉莉的小手還沒法玩手機呢 克萊爾

What is happening?

她瘋了吧

Can you just check with your school

你能不能問一下你那間學(xué)校

and see if maybe you can get us in?

看看能不能接收我們

Hmm. I-I can probably get you an interview.

我也許可以幫你安排一次會面

Oh, no. That's great. That's great.

太棒了 太好了

Thank you. I really appreciate it.

謝謝 真的太感謝了

Oh, and, by the way, what do you think

還有 順便問一下 你覺得

of that place Billingsley Academy?

比林斯利學(xué)院怎么樣

Ooh. Billingsley. Very hoity-toity.

比林斯利 拽得很呢

You can't get in there unless you're really rich

一般人根本進不去 除非你富得流油

or you know somebody on the board.

或者在校董會有人

Oh, god, this is a nightmare.

天啊 這簡直是個噩夢

Mitch, it's preschool. Don't overthink it.

米奇 幼兒園罷了 別小題大做

My kids didn't go to Billingsley,

我家小孩也沒上比林斯利

and they are fine.

他們不也好好的嗎

I have to go.

我得掛了

Phil.

菲爾

That's awesome.

有創(chuàng)意

- Buenos dias. - Hi.

早上好-你好

We haven't formally met.

我們還沒正式見過面

I'm Gloria Pritchett from next door.

我是住在隔壁的歌洛莉亞·普里契特

Larry Paulson. Yeah, I've seen you. Mm.

我叫拉瑞·保森 見過面了

Lucky guy.

艷福不淺啊

Wait a minute, then tell me.

是福是禍你很快就知道了

Your dog doesn't stop barking.

你的狗吠個不停

All morning, all night.

整日整夜亂吠

He wakes my son up,

他吵醒了我兒子

and he needs his sleep.

他需要充足的睡眠

It's not my dog. It's my soon-to-be ex-wife's.

不是我的狗 是我即將散伙的妻子的

She moved out three weeks ago.

她三個星期前搬出去了

Is she coming back for it?

她會回來取嗎

Not unless it starts crapping money.

除非狗屎變美鈔

Well, you need to do something about the dog.

那你必須想辦法治治它

The dog is old and stupid.

那狗又老又笨

Who are you really mad at, Larry?

你到底是在生誰的氣 拉瑞

The dog or your wife?

那條狗還是你妻子

Who the hell is this kid?

這小孩怎么回事

Hey, there's no need for that.

別扯上小孩

I'll tell you who he is.

我告訴你他是怎么回事

His name is "shut up your damn dog"!

他的名字就叫做 讓你那該死的狗閉嘴

You know what's ironic?

真是諷刺至極啊

And I have never once said a word

我從來都沒有抱怨過

About that obnoxious parrot of yours

你們家那只聒噪的鸚鵡

That's always squawking.

叫聲簡直非人類

Parrot?

鸚鵡

What parrot?

什么鸚鵡

Jay!

杰

Jay!

杰

Jay!

杰

What is he talking about? What parrot?

他那是什么意思 哪兒來的鸚鵡

How the hell do I know?

我怎么知道

So, what do we do now?

那我們現(xiàn)在應(yīng)該怎么做

Nothing. We did it. He heard us.

我們已經(jīng)和他說了 還能做什么

He didn't hear nothing.

但他什么都沒聽進去

Jay, don't go. Jay!

杰 別走 杰

Jay! Jay!

杰 杰

Okay, we have called this family meeting

好了 我們召開這次家庭會議的原因是

Because the personal electronics have gotten out of control.

個人電子產(chǎn)品已經(jīng)影響了正常生活

Starting today, there's going to be a one-week ban

從今天起 將進行為期一周的電子設(shè)備禁用周

-On all cellphones, texting, -oh!

-禁止用手機 發(fā)信息 -噢不

Im'ing, video chatting, video-gaming,

禁止上論壇 視屏聊天 玩游戲

-Anything on the internet. -How am I supposed to do my homework?

禁止任何網(wǎng)絡(luò)行為-那我該怎么做作業(yè)

The way I did.

跟我學(xué)學(xué)

With a chisel and a piece of stone.

拿一個鑿子和一塊石頭

-Phil. -Can't unplug my funny bone.

菲爾-別想阻止我發(fā)自內(nèi)心的幽默感

I have a huge science paper due.

我馬上就要完成一份科學(xué)論文

And we have a great set of encyclopedias...Somewhere.

別擔(dān)心 也許家里還有本祖?zhèn)鞯陌倏迫珪?/p>

What do you think the public library is for?

不然你認為公共圖書館是用來干嗎

I thought that was a bathroom for homeless people.

我以為那里是流浪漢的免費公廁

Can I still play plants vs. Zombies?

我還能繼續(xù)玩植物大戰(zhàn)僵尸嗎

Are you not listening?

?