Now what are we gonna do? 我們現(xiàn)在該怎么辦呢
We should hunt down that super fake jealous lady who hates you. 應(yīng)該去找剛才嫉妒你的那個(gè)做作女
Maybe she'll buy one. 說(shuō)不定她會(huì)愿意買(mǎi)
Max, that's brilliant. 麥克斯,妙計(jì)啊
If anybody's gonna buy a TAT ring, they're already in the store. 愿意買(mǎi)托托戒的人早就都在這店里了
We can have a pop-up sale! 我們可以舉辦個(gè)快閃拍賣(mài)
A pop-up sale? 快閃拍賣(mài)是什么
You don't know what a pop-up sale is? 你不知道什么是快閃拍賣(mài)嗎
You didn't know what a pilot light was. 你還不知道什么是打火器呢
It's the new trend. 是一種新潮流
Mini stores pop up and sell stuff, then they're gone. 小店快閃出現(xiàn),撈一筆,然后走人
That's not a new trend. 這算什么新潮流啊
Drug dealers have been doing that for years. 八百年前毒販子就這么干了
One, two, three, four, five. 一,二,三,四,五
What are you doing, beautiful mind? 你干嘛呢,自閉小天才
I'm mentally scanning the layout of the store for security cameras. 我在腦海里算著店里的攝像頭的位置
I knew coming here and not going to parks as a child would pay off. 小時(shí)候來(lái)這耍,不去公園玩果然有好處
Okay, there's only one place we could pull it off where there are no cameras. Where? 好吧,只有一個(gè)地方可行,那里沒(méi)有攝像頭。哪里
Pop-up sale in the ladies' room. 衛(wèi)生間里有快閃拍賣(mài)哦
That's right, ma'am! 沒(méi)錯(cuò),女士
I said pop-up sale in the ladies' room. 我說(shuō)的正是衛(wèi)生間里有快閃拍賣(mài)
I don't do improv. 我臨陣發(fā)揮無(wú)能
So did we sell the ring yet? 戒指成功賣(mài)掉了嗎
Those women weren't our target customers. 剛那些女人不是我們的目標(biāo)客戶
We're looking for a very specific type. 我們要的客戶群是很明確的
Too much style and money to burn. 外表浮夸,錢(qián)包鼓鼓
Hold the elevator! Honey! and I love New York! 別關(guān)電梯門(mén),小寶貝,我愛(ài)死紐約了
Pop-up sale in the ladies' room. 衛(wèi)生間有快閃拍賣(mài)哦